I had a great time.
The only shocking revelation I have for you is that I found Chompy to be polite, charming and entertaining in the flesh.

Sorry to blow your rep, homes.


EDIT Good morning to you all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:28, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he is nice online sometimes too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

i apologise for the state I was in
i get a bit excitable when drunk. How was babysitting?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry...
excitable horny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

It was excellent, thank you.
One step closer to unsupervised access, I hope.

You are a funny bugger when on the sauce, I have to say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Hooray!
Lampito is a hoot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

as are you, hot stuff

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

now you understand why i refused the whiskey
i think i was just excited you were there, because I'd convinced myself you diem't really exist. Or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Woo! come on now.
How was the holiday?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Challenging but great.
DID NOT TURK THE EX.

/proud
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

*pats on head*
That's my boy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

very well done.
Did she try it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Yes. It was the cause of some considerable tension.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

haha
moral high ground for the win
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

well done!
*Firm handshakes*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Don't believe you
Glad it went well though (and that you didn't push her off a balcony)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Applebite said you were lovely
I wish I'd been there
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

As is she.
Shame you couldn't make it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I can't come to the BGB bash either
I thought it was 26th July, belm, but instead it shares the same day as my boyfriend's birthday party and he wouldn't appreciate it if I wasn't there, I promised I'd make the potato salad and everything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm so sorry blousie, I was all set to come and everything, I've been haranguing Applebite into it as well
but then I realised it wasn't July because I'm a pleb.

We could set up skype so I can be there in spirit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

GASH

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

What a way with words you have.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

It was my first typed word of the day too
Wooo Friday soon!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Everything is ready.
Even the celler has been newly kitted out with clean plastic sheets.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Wait, what?
Why am I picturing the film 'American Psycho'?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oh it will be strictly consenting only.
Non of that drugged and bound nonsense.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

*phew*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

phew damn
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Maybe...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I know, I'm rubbish
I was really excited about this one as well. I've previously avoided the Manchester bashes because I was all scared and shit, but this time I was all excited and ready to partay with the infamous Blousie.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Ah well, I'll have fun regardless
It's going to be frickin' awesome!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

haha of course,
it would be conceited of me to think your happiness rested entirely on my presence.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

To be fair
I didn't even know you'd planned on going. I am now completely crushed the same.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I'll just send a picture of me partying to BGB and she can put it as her screensaver.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

If you must

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I'm infamous Woooooo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Ooooh
I wanted to meet you and see your tattoo :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

tattoo clopper
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

And you're not a bit grumpy at all
I called you Monty all evening. I had to ask dj your real name on Sunday when this occurred to me.
"Ye know worra mean, Mont!?" etc
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

how could you forget?
he has the best name
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I don't know if I ever knew his name.
He's just Monty anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

How do Roota
Have a lovely weekend?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Had a bloody brilliant weekend thanks luv, and you?
I fell over on the underground in my platforms running for the last train. djtp fell over me and thighed me right in the snout. It was spectacular.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That sounds like an epic blunder
Mine was good ta, went out on Friday for a mate's birthday and ate so much food I was in actual real pain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

My nose got bloody and I had a girl-crying-on-the-tube moment
I did the too much food thing on Sunday.
I was ravenous on the train, so I ate lots of snacks (RETURN OF MILKA CREME BARS FTW) even though I knew I was getting off the train at my mum and dad's for a roast dinner. Grooo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Awww Roota!
How is your nose now? Better I hope.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Bit sore,
but disappointingly unmarked.
I have a cracker bruise and burn on my elbow though :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'm glad you're not horribly disfigured then.
But it's good to have at least one bruise, for sympathy purposes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes
I made sure my family kept saying "How's your elbow?" yesterday. I'd hold it up and grimace. Then they'd say "Aaah, he battered her!"
Because domestic violence is hilarious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I get loads of suspicious bruises from pole
so Wiggy gets nervous if I wear a skirt or short sleeved top because people think he's a wifebeater.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

When I first got Tigger, and for the first few years, I looked like a right cutter
But now I've learnt how to evade most of the injuries or let him just get my ankles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

haha
my sister's ferret tried to climb up my arm to get out of the bath a few weeks ago and left some horrendous scratches on my arm. I'm allergic to him as well so they raised up and went really red, I looked so emo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I read that in a Lancashire accent

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I speak in a Southern one
but I am noticing an increased tendency to say use the word 'well' instead of 'very'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

i've been very manc the last couple of days.
i blame Applebite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Fuck, ouch!
Hope your schnoz is better now!
We were at a gorgeous buffet restaurant, and I was determined to get my money's worth. Really regretted it later, although I saved money as I just couldn't drink anything after that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Not even a wafffer thin mint?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Haha!
Fuck off, I'm full!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Wayne?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm only grumpy about shit things
Drinks with some charming folks does not get my back up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm considering coming up for that Motorhead gig in November
what's the dealio?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Come up, Motorhead are playing. That's the deal.
Really, do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'm sorry there were none there ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Next time, eh?
(you had me in fucking fits, most entertaining, you are*)


*Yoda voice
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'm afraid
I'll have to echo Lampito and apologise for my behaviour. I definitely remember being belligerent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)