Hmmm
I adore you.
Man, how I adore you.
Seriously can't imagine my life without you.
How we've grown together
And how we'll continue to grow together
Generously you have allowed me to live my life with you
Greatly I have enjoyed it
I hope to give you every pleasure in the world
No matter the cost
Give me a request and I shall fulfil it
You know I'd do anything for you
Oh, I know I display a hard exterior
Underneath it all, I'm a massive softy
Really can't imagine my life without you
So much is my love
In my heart, I always feel you
Sometimes I love you so much it hurts
Though, now I get to love you every day
Eventually I'll die, and we'll be seperated, but
Really, I know we'll always be together

yes, I'm quite bored
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:56, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You forgot to add the bit about waking up at the end of September

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I just did one of those sicky burps

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Who sung this?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Eminem

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It would have been better
if you could have started a sentence with an apostrophe on the second line, but still. 9.1/10 for the work, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

So far you seem to be the only one who has got the joke, well done!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'd take that as a compliment from the others
if the lines were worse written or more contrived, people would have looked for a reason why.

that or I've got a more distorted mind.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I thought they were soppy as shit
And terribly written.

Seen as I'm not Edmund, I would have thought it obvious a joke
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Oh yeah.
But this is /offtopic, you can never be sure what anyone will write or mean.

I meant more that they are all actually sentences, more or less, they scan more or less, and follow each other. I wasn't praising your poetic ability ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I would
It's shit, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Trouble is, with your heartfelt sensilibilities
and love of Keane, it wasn't at all obvious that you weren't just writing shit poetry. Also, she doesn't have a sister. Though I might give her sister in law a go.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You mean your sister?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Aye, suppose
But just let me clear this up, I don't do poetry. Haven't written a single line since school (before today), and have no intention of doing so again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I spotted it
well done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I don't get it.
Too subtle for the time of day.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I spose someone will explain it to the rest of us sooner or later.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Read the capital letters down

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

way too fucking subtle for my brain this morning!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Whooshed me completely - I usually get acrostics.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)