New Acronyms
Following Darth's reply in the moaning students post below I think it's time to come up with some new acronyms. What are your suggestions?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:20, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

PTCBITB
Inspired by Con Air, and probably most commonly used in reference to Vipros
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Nope lost me with that one

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

If someone's getting overly smug
Put The Croissant Back In The Box
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

ILT

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

fouc

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

lmabs
(lick my aching ball sack)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I just mailed you a spreadsheet
I usually only do that if I'm trying to sleep with you or it's work related. It counts as work related this time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I was mildly surprised that it wasn't a more insulting spreadsheet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I did call it smug.xls

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

that was quite mild
I was expecting insulting data
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Wow I thought Applebite was kidding when she said you sent her a spreadsheet of seduction

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

50% success rate
I should do a pie chart about it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I like pie

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

+cream

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

pie cream?
what's pie cream? I made a banana cream pie a while ago, it was orgasmic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

was going for 'creampie'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

too... much... innuendo...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

50%?
Which poor girl did it work on?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

You
Don't you remember?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Oh man, you can spike SPREADSHEETS now?
Technology is a wonderful thing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

via a roofEmail.
Ahahahaha!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

A girl called nic,
I spent more effort on the one for her though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Short for 'Nicholas'?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I bet hers had NICE FUCKING COLOURS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yep and it changed based on the day of the week.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Don't worry, it's not personal she's just better looking than you
and nicer.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

eh, its not hard.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Semi at best.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It was fully errect until you arrived.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I just did an actual lol at your holiday romance novels
Was she about to be ravished?!?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

The anser is yes, she was.
She actually said "I want you to ravish me!"
People should fully use this word more often.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Last time someone said this to me a ended up pelting them with radishes for a solid 5 minutes.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

take your own advice

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

what is it with bluenamers getting up in my face recently?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

PBYAARA

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

they've been getting in a few people's faces
they should learn their place.

or follow Darth's example of being so gay that he just had to be accepted to meet equal rights quotas.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I shall ignore the expected slur
and simply ask what a Bluenamer is, and why I'm different?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I think it's to do with when you click on someone's profile their name turns purple

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Aha
So basically being insulted by someone who's of so little interest to you that you haven't bothered to check them out AT ALL

*snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

sort of interchangable with "background noise" or BGN

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Fair play
At the moment you're all Bluenamers, but that's because I'm abusing my new work computer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Chompy's ignore is purple
that's probably the case for most people though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I've never actually ignored anyone
Although Chompy was the only person I was tempted to do so to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I was going to but then I realised that people probably do that in real life
and that's why he is the way he is. So I decided to show him some love to try and make him a better person.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Did it work?

( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

did it fuck
look at him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

How's that working out for you?
I suspect there's only one type of love that someone like you can offer him that he'll respond to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Surely everyone is purple on yuor screen Chompy
as you must click everyone to assess the rape oppotunities
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You're blue
that should tell you something.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

That the restraining order has finally caught?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That you're not interesting enough to warrant my attention
but you're reason is good too.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

*your

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

haha rapertunities

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

He has a script that parses all /OT posts
And collates data on each person. This is then fed through some complex formula, which spits out percentages in various categories.
For example, if the possible victim posts a lot about drinking, or being hungover, the script gives them a low score in the "liable to wake up questioning total memory blackout" category.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Pickleface is probably target No1 then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

DMEMYERQ?
Does my epilepsy meet your equal rights quota?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

N

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

That's either "no" or "NONCE!!!!"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I guess a sex pest like you would recognise a nonce
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I feel it's nicely interchangeable.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

CDDEMMOQRY
Does my OCD meet your equal rights quota?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

ha
like it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

not the first time i've done it, I think
and a general reply of mine whenever FUOC gets aimed in my direction.

also - calm down dear, its only the internetz
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

They want your willy and ballbags to be near them.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

We all have a cross to bear.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

or in my case, two cross bears. FACKIN' CALM DOWN BOYS I'LL GET YOU SO HONEY IN A BIT
GGRRRRRRRRRRROOORORORORRRRRRRRRWWOOOTTTOOOORRRRRR
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

GFYM

Go Fist Your Mother
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

NAMWA
Not again my wrists ache
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Residents Against Psyhochomp Insisting Sex Together

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

vg, wd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

My all time favorite.
TTFN.


Edit - Ta ta for now. Proper northern saying.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Titty Tassles For Northerners?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Tits terrible, fanny nice?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

To The Fisting Niche!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Actual LOL

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

This one!
YAG
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I bow down before your superior... stuff

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

tatty twat fabulous nipples?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

One of my friends insists on using BOBFOC
(body off baywatch, face off crimewatch)

Wheras we all know it should be butterface (everything hot, butterface)

EDIT: both are of course, reprehensible, which is why they are only used about people we don't like anyway
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Please, Stop, You're Causing Harm, Only Compliant Hotties Or Men. Promise?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

^ we have a winner ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

ILTAL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I'd Love To Assault Labs?
Charming :(
I know what you really mean
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

WTOCFSC

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

WTHH

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

DILLIGAF

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

that sounds like a Lord Of The Rings character.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

SMMFCB

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Next Thread Please
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

^this
Even poetry was more acceptable than this pile of wank
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

FOB

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Kindly floss with my anal beard, you outrageous twonk

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I wish this hadn't caused an office lol but it did. Bugger.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Fuck you, cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Isn't it time for your nap?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Cuntycuntycunt-cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Well done. ^ Top posting here ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

This cunt always has to have the last word
You cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Cunt just deleted his post
Larry Vest, you cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It made little sense after you edited yours. But for the curious,
Bert - 'Cunt always has to have the last word'
Larry - 'There's no safe answer to that. Oh, buggar'
By using a dialect variant of buggar I hoped to have Bert itching to respond (he and I have done this buggar/buggery thing before) but aware he would then fall into his own trap.
Actually, that is vastly over-intellectualising Bert's options and abilities.
Sorry - I nearly fell asleep myself then.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I can't recall ever having spoken to you about anything before
I apologise if I have offended you over your mis-spelling of the word 'bugger'. I hope your mummy lets you out to play soon.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Ha! nice one there's hope for you yet.
But what was the reply you posted, and which I must have robbed you of by deleting three posts back?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I can't remember now
but probably something REALLY angry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I've never thought of you as angry, Bert.
Sad and funny, but not angry.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Sad?
:'(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Not unhappy sad, silly!
Fucked-up failure of a human being sad.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Y.S.H.B.A.A.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)