Argh
I’m having basically the week from hell. On Tuesday I told my housemate that I want him out by next Sunday, this is due to him not paying bills, not tidying up, eating all the food, etc. He is basically the stereotype of irritating housemate. Because of him living with me, I’m now in a fair amount of debt, due to half of the inheritance I received going on nothing but bills to cover his arse. Ugh. There’s more, but frankly it’s even less interesting than that.

I thought this would be the end of it though, and had already set a new housemate up, it would take her a month or so (which my Dad has agreed to help me through), and then I could get back on track. I’ve even been turning down others, knowing that she’ll sort me out. Yesterday, she tells me that she doesn’t want to move into my current place, can’t we look for another place? She seems utterly ignorant to the amount it would actually cost to move out. I’m now struggling to work out who I know who doesn’t live in a fucking bubble constructed by Mummy and Daddy. Add to that she’s decided to get back with her arsehole ex (again) after he’s threatened me, her, told her about how much he was sleeping with his ex behind her back, etc. And once again, she’s explained this all away in her own head.

So, erm, a question…nah, more a request. Make me laugh with the stupidest things that have happened to you recently, or a joke

Alt Q: Someone you fancy who others just don’t find attractive at all? Mine is Summer Glau, Mmmmm. Or just someone you feel guilty about fancying? Saw a recent picture of Dakota Fanning, and it felt rather odd to see how attractive she's become...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:04, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my bloke fancies Summer Glau
I think she looks like a monkey.

I love Luke Goss, he's so hot. I've never found anyone to agree with me on this.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Mmm...not
Not his finest moment
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

fit
www.coolwatersprods.com/images/GOSSNUADA.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Damn good film that
Really shouldn't be though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I love that film
It was ace.

I can't wait for Tekken :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

It is going to be pretty damn good
Although it looks like King isn't in it. This displeases me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

what?
how can they make a Tekken film without King in it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

No idea
Even stranger is the fact they've included Marduk (played by the person they modelled the character on in the first place)

EDIT: Also missing is Lei, Paul, Xiaoyu, Kuma, and Lee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

so most of the characters then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Yet they've included the shit ones like Raven

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

As long as Jin is in there being all sexy and shit with his flamey pants I'm happy.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Sorry...
Not quite as cool looking without the flame pants
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

aww he's not hot!
Gutted.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

When is this meant to be coming out?
Is Brian gonna be in it? How come I have not heard of this?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Later this year.
Yes he is.
You've had your fingers in your ears singing "La La La"?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

okay, stupid thing number one.
On tuesday, I was putting a log in the fireplace when the phone rang. I got a fright and dropped the (now flaming) log onto the hearth, and had to pick it up and shove it in the fire. As I did so I trapped my finger between the burning log and the roof of the fire, burning myself in the process.

So you'd think I'd learn to be careful around fire.
No, here's stupid thing number two. I *just* burned the other hand 15 minutes ago while putting a log in the fireplace.

so now both my hands are bandaged and sore. Go on, have a laugh. I know I am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

While that is pretty damn funny...
OW! Fuck me, that sounds painful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

ahaha yeah it is a tad sore.
I'm just laughing at my lack of coordination!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

most of the women I fancy are found attractive by other people
I know I keep mentioning Bridget Regan
www.imagendelaverdad.laespadadelaverdad.com/data/media/29/bridget_regan_08.jpg

but this fine specimen is in the show she is in now as well
gliddofglood.typepad.com/.a/6a00e551856f5d883401287768bfe1970c-800wi

:-D

edit: according to wikipedia they have become very good friends. This can only help my plan to get them into a threesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I approve of both these women.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Wiggy's madly in love with Mary Louise Parker from Weeds
even though she's well old

images.buddytv.com/articles/weeds/images/mary-louise-parker-1.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

yeah, she's pretty awesome
she got a bit annoying in the last couple of series though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I've only seen to the end of series five
where she's about to get herselves killed by that Spanish guy she's shagging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Shane beats that woman over the head with a mallet at the end of 5 doesn't he?
I need to remember to start watching the next series!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

that doesn't ring a bell, although it's a while since I've seen it
it's all about her trying to not get herself killed once the Spafia have found out she's the informant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Even though she's well old
I'd still give Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov one
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

she was voted sexiest woman over 50
she rocks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Definitely would
Then again, at times I'd do Judi Dench, but only as M
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

yeah
she lived on some free-love commune where she took loads of acid.

and she's good in interviews.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Mmmmmm, MLP.
She's only 45, that's not well old just experienced! ;-)
(bill, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I concur
with Bridgit Regan. What is this show? why have I never heard of her?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

it's called Legend of the Seeker
fantasy thing based on a series of books I've read. It was on Syfy.

I stumbled across it and watched a bit because it was based on the books, and then it turned out I couldn't stop watching it because she is stunning, and her outfit displays a lot of cleavage. It's reasonably entertaining in a mildly shit way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Ugh, I'm not reading all of that
Stop being such a massive emo, you handsome little prick
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Miley
Buf... she should be forbidden. And Hermione.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Hermione only makes me feel guilty when I watch the early films again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I know
But same happens when I go around on the TV and see young Hanna Montana... eek
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Never found her attractive tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

now Hillary Duff....there's a Disney hottie.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

No idea who she is.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

...
This Girl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

ha we picked the same picture

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Nice
*high fives for no apparent reason*
Ugh, I feel so American
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

She was Lizzie Maguire
richclark.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/hilary-duff.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yes, I had looked at pictures of her
But I don't recognize her face.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

she was only really on Disney
and then she did a few crappy (I'm lying, I fucking love them) rom coms. She's also a pretty good singer, but she does pop stuff for kids really, like Miley.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

she's shit
women who are rubbish at acting are immediately less attractive.

a la Megan Fox.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I find Megan Fox quite sexy
But then, I've never seen her acting, so maybe that's why.

I haven't seen Miley acting either, just singing, and she's ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I saw a photoshoot of her recently
And realised that as a sum of all parts, she's lovely.

But if you look at her face when it's not shown with her body, it ain't that great. I still do like her arse though, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

She is beautiful, but she's so shit that it annoys me.
There must be so many talented actresses out there that it seems such a waste.

Plus none of what makes her beautiful is real. She has fake eyelashes, contact lenses, lip injections, a nose job, cheekbone implants, a boob job and hair extensions.

check this for before/after: katnip.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/megan-fox-lips-before-after.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

and she has weird thumbs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

haha yeah she has club thumb doesn't she?
Surprised she hasn't had surgery to sort it out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Oh, I didn't know all that
I think she looks pretier before.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

she looked average before
and now she looks like every other daft hollywood bint who has stuffed her face full of fake shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

She had beautiful eyes
and a nice smile. Now she can't smile.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I think her eyes are a bit weird really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It's a shame that that's all she's going to be hired for, so when she gets a bit older no one will employ her
She looks like a stripper now, it's horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

^ this
she looks like a Barbie doll. She's not yet quite as bad as Katie Price though.
(berk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

totally agree
Emma Watson is attractive, but she is so shit at acting...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Don't care
*drools*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Oh, c'mon
she's not so bad, is she?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

she's awful
Daniel Radcliffe is as well

I think it is something to do with the Harry Potter films. It makes even good actors look shit (Alan Rickman) and non-actors look terrible (most of the kids). The only people who manage to avoid the curse are Michael Gambon and Gary Oldman, and that just serves to highlight how awful everyone else is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well, I don't think they're so bad
They aren't brilliant, but they aren't dreadful either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Nah, I really like Alan Rickman as Snape
There's no one else who could play it better
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Tim Roth was the perfect choice for Snape

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Nah, even when reading the books I saw Rickman playing it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

he should be good
but I find his performance kind of weird. I think Tim Roth could have played a slimier, nastier version, which is what was called for.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I wanted Jeremy Irons to play Sirius

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Gary Oldman did a good job though
I've seen a couple of recentish Jeremy Irons things and he was awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I don't think Jeremy Irons will ever play a better part than he did in The Colour Of Magic
That role was made for him
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Danny the Champion of the World

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

While it is a good film
I just can't see him ever uttering a line better than "And what are we going to do with you, you little scamp?" to someone 8 years older than him
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I have to admit that I didn't watch the Colour of Magic
largely because I thought that David Jason was a shit choice for Rincewind.

I can't imagine Jeremy Irons as the Patrician either. Charles Dance, who played him in Going Postal was excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'd say watch it, I think it's the best one so far

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'll give it a go
cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Plus, Death is voiced by Christopher Lee
In possibly the best casting idea of all time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Die Hard With A Vengeance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

hello?!
LION KING
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Oh yes.
Also, Dead Ringers.
(Cave Duck, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I kind of agree with you here but...
I do think it's a good way for kids to be exposed to some brilliant actors like Rickman, Gambon, Coltrane, Oldman etc as they might go and check out some of there other work. Plus Hermione has turned into a walking prison sentence.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

you are right about it being a good way to get in contact with them
I can't help but compare them to the kids in the Narnia films who are much more natural. I think that's the problem, the ones in Harry Potter seem much more like they are acting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

they were only picked because they looked like the characters in the book
which is a shame because the acting is so much more important.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

yeah totally

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

apparently the guys who played the Weasley twins
had to dye their blonde hair ginger. I would be so worried it wouldn't go back.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Helena Bonham Carter was good
and I thought Malfoy got increasingly better as he got older.

Plus, fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

There were some who were good
I forgot Robbie Coltrane, and Helena Bonham Carter is always good (we don't talk about Planet of the Apes)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Talking of HBC
I watched the new Alice in Wonderland last night. Cause of the bad reviews I wanted to wait until the hype had died done and I loved it. I was expecting to hate it but found myself loving it. Could have been due to the spain germany excitement as well though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I really enjoyed it as well
I reckon it'd have been better if I hadn't seen it in 3D.

I love the books and enjoy other people's take on the characters and the land.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

my favourite book as a kid
twas Alice and is the only book ive downloaded onto my phone. Its pretty cool having an ireader on your mobile. I didnt watch it in 3d, have yet to experience that medium, am dreading dissapointment.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I wouldn't bother with 3D
Avatar was cool in 3D as a novelty, but even in that the 3D didn't make it like looking across a room, it looked like a bunch of seperate layers at different distances.

Not worth the extra money or the extra blurriness on the things at the edge of focus in my opinion.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I really wanted to love it because I love Tim Burton's work
but I just thought it was really boring and I didn't care about any of the characters, so the end battle scene was redundant because I didn't care who won.

I did make a replica of Alice's red dress though because it was so pretty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Which dress??
I liked the one Depp made her in the teapot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It was the one the queen made her out of curtains
aniebyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/New-Alice-in-Wonderland-Mia-Wasikowska-Photoshoot-alice-in-wonderland-2010-10340861-1183-1450.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Ok, stupid things wot I done
On sunday my neighbours cat came into my garden and proceeded to lie at my feet, roll on his back and wave his paws in the air. With most cats this means "tickle my tummy plz" but I have learnt from past painful experience that this cat just likes rolling on his back and will shred the hand/arm of anyone foolish enough to try tickle-tums. However (and here comes the stoopid part), I was a bit hungover on sunday and in a momentary lapse of attention gave his tummy-tum a good rub...cue four paws locking onto my arm in a pointy-scratchy death grip from kitty-hell.

I've just checked my arm, yup, more track marks than a clumsy smack addict.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

My sister has a ferret and when I look after him I bath him because he smells
I learnt the hard way that ferrets do not like baths and will use anything within range to claw their way out of the bath. He used my arm and then my hair. It was about a month ago and there are still feint marks. I look like a cutter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Poor you!
There are so many questions to make. Does your sister bath him? How did you get rid of him hanging from your hair? Have you started to use thick oven gloves to bath him? But most important, why a ferret!!??
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Backstreet abortionist

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

ferrets are pretty cool
they're quite fun to have, like cats only less maintenance, they don't need to go outside for example, so you can have them in a flat where you shouldn't have a cat.

My sister doesn't bath him because she's got used to the smell whereas Wiggy finds it really offensive so I bath him to make Wiggy less averse to having him in the house.

I just bath him using the showerhead from a distance now so he can't climb up me, he only tries to get away when there's running water on him so I can shampoo him without him ripping my skin up.

I got him out my hair very slowly and carefully, little fucker.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Unfortunately ferrets just smell
Even the animal kingdom family name they belong to Mustelidae refers to the fact that they stink. It's all to do with anal scent glands, but then isn't that always the case...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

True, plus he's a boy and boys smell more.
Apparently his scent glands go into overdrive when you bath him so he gets even stinkier a couple of days later, but that's when I give him back so she has to deal with it instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Ha!
"I'm really pissed off with my sister...I think i'll give her ferret a bath"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

haha yeah pretty much
I conditioned him with Herbal Essences as well so he'll really stink her house out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Euphemism of the day!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Stupid thing
propping up the corner of my broken bed with board games. Thing about board games is they are pretty much boxes of air. I will be using books tonight.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

More proof (if any were needed) that board games are shit

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

And I need to go for a run!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Alt Q:
I really, REALLY fancy Felicia Day. I know she's a ginge, but she's so damn pretty AND a complete gamer geek!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

If we're going geeky
You just can't beat Kari
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Christina Hendricks
I'm straight but I would be all over her like some kind of weird, fleshy velcro.
(berk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Live with people you don't know at first. Makes it a lot easier to leave passive aggressive notes guilt free

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I loooove passive aggressive notes
I have two books on the subject, both given to me as gifts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)