Credit card help needed please
Can someone who's reasonably good with numbers and understanding credit cards gaz me please. Thanks

Alt Q: What is it about a man or a woman turns you on the most?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:52, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

MOOOOOOOAR DETAILZ

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I'm feeling a bit thick after a long day at college and want someone to do some maths for me to see if it's worth me staying on a payment plan or getting a credit card again
/lazy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'm good with credit cards and 'ting, 'sup?
*edit* alt: i like breasts
( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)

I'm afraid I can't help, can I please have an alternative subject?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I think when someone who is understanding and kind is a big turn-on.
I love NHS staff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:51, Reply)

DON'T GET ONE.
That's my advice.

Massive fuck off eyebrows on a woman. lovely breasts on a man.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)

It's more a case of do I want to repair my credit rating now or later I think. I need someone with maths smarts to help me figure it out though
*wiggles eyebrows*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Ah in that case I haven't got a fucking clue.
*punches my own tits*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo, not the tits :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Don't get one, get ten
/could go out tomorrow & spunk 100k on credit
( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I did 10k on one of my cards.
paid it all back 2 months ago. took 4 years.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I'll be 35 by the time I pay back a card I spent about £4000 on. I got it consolidated though so I'm not paying any interest on it now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:41, Reply)

A good friend of mine
spends all day in a London branch of a high street bank giving this sort of advice to people. If you want to gaz me the specifics I can ask him, or I could furnish you with his details so you could book an appointment with him (don't worry, it won't cost anything and he won't pressure you into taking out a mortgage you don't need!).
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)

A good friend of mine spends all day in a London branch of a high street bank giving this sort of advice to people. If you want to gaz me the specifics I can ask him, or I could furnish you with his details so you could book an appointment with him (don't worry, it won't cost anything and he won't pressure you into taking out a mortgage you don't need!). I have incredibly limp wrists. Would you like to see my teapot impression?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Hahahaha!
That's so mean.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Mean, but true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Oh you bitch!
I ought to spank you for cheeky remarks like that!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

spank flop my wrists around innefectually.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Hahaha, I'm never going to be allowed a mortgage

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I have an amazon mastercard
Every 1000 points I "earn" I get a £10 amazon voucher. 2 points for every pound spent on amazon and 1 point for every pound anywhere else.

It works for me.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Or alternatively, get a card that pays cashback such as Egg
same amount of money back but you're not restricted to spending it at Amazon.

Actually, I'm boring myself with this money talk. Can we talk about breasts instead?
( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I fucking love breasts I do.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)

They are WELL pukka

( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)

The Egg cashback card I was unable to get
due to salary. And although I'm restricted to Amazon, it's pretty much on a par with the Egg cashback anyway so it's a great deal.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)

A big willy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)

and a curious tongue

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Not bothered about tongue action.
As long as he's hung like a donkey and handy with a paddle.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)

You're such an oar.
OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

And with that, I'm making way for a teenager so he can be smushy on MSN.
Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:38, Reply)

people would certainly notice that if they were
a...wake?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:31, Reply)

their scent

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I go for eyes
and a nice bum.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)

You're all about the tramps, that much is true Beekers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)

'Ello Blousey
Five weeks today we'll all be sitting on a sun drenched Greek Isle, sipping cold drinks and generally flopping about. Ain't life grand?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Yup!
And the first night of debauchery is on me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:23, Reply)

It means I can dispense with the whole hygiene thing.
It's quite refreshing to smell of your own piss.
And even more to smell of someone else's.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Nice face, nice arse, ability to hold a decent conversation.
This goes for both sexes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

the small of a woman's back
because it's such an elegant, sexy curve. Maybe I'm just odd.
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:16, Reply)

If you're not getting anywhere with the gazzes, you could always try moneysavingexpert.com.
Got me back on the credit ladder after years of problems mainly caused by my ex-wife.
Men who are clean-shaven and smell nice. Women who are well-dressed, self-confident, not very good with numbers and who don't understand credit cards.
( Ping_Pang_Piddley_Dee couldn't give a big shiny fuck., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)