Did you (or anyone) go to Wookiee and Bill's birthday bash at the weekend?
If so, report!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope, I went to my mate's free house.
It was fucking carnage, it was ace. And something terrible may have happened.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

What would this terrible thing be?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Apart from one mate possibly breaking his nose and dislocating his jaw.
And another destroying his hand by punching the wall...

I ended up in bed with a poor choice of person. And now I like him. Not poor because of my tastes, he's FIT. But he's the ex of a mental ex friend, and if she found out, she might just kill us both, even though a) she hasn't been with him for a year, b) we're not friends anymore and c) nothing really happened.
And if you don't think that's terrible, you don't realise just quite how mental this girl is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

She may have moved on
But probably not, knowing mental girls. Ah just go for it, don't live in fear, and if she gives you shit then knock her out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well no one in our group speaks to her anymore.
She pissed off too many people and we ejected her. So I might just be safe.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You'll have backup too
So back up on that new boy of yours ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Well, the mental ex used to tell me all the time how amazing he was in bed.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

stop courting danger
and go out with a nice boy who knits.

EDIT: also, what happened to the boy in Turkey? Eee, you young 'uns, I can't keep up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

The puppy got back from Turkey on saturday. He's still on the scene.
But I won't see him til either tomorrow or thursday.

I'll keep him around, and we'll see if anything happens with danger boy - which it might not, it's still the very early stages. Then I'll decide.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Forget about him
It's not worth the violence!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Don't listen to these two ^^
Do what you like, make your mistakes now, because when your looks fade it's better to look back and think "Wow, I made some mistakes but had a laugh" than "Man, I wish I'd put it about a bit more".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Note
This is entirely based on personal experience.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Which one did you do?>

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I was cripplingly shy around girls
And can look back on the times when I missed opportunities with hot girls, opportunities I didn't see at the time but were blatantly obvious upon retrospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Awww, bless your little heart.
That is unfortunate. You should use your teenage years to have as much fun as physically possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Wish I had
Being the token goth in a small town didn't help. I always ended up being the shoulder to cry on, rather than a sexehtiem prospect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

The fun gland doesn't die when you turn 20!
Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Very true
As proven by the awesome day I had in a water park last week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

yeah and I went on a bouncy castle last month.
so there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

We're so fucking hardcore

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I've not been on a bouncy castle since my brothers 25th
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

let's get one for the next bash

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

That's twice you've insinuated I'm now haggard
You're going on the list. Not the good list where Ed Norton and Hugh Laurie hang out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Aww, can I get onto the other list?
I was talking about myself, not you and Roota!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

You'd have to kill one of five people
to get on the list. No wait, more than 5 people, I have backups.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Can you not make your list longer?
Also, could you let me know who these people are, before I start indiscriminately shanking people?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It must be 5. I don't know why. Those are the rules.
Robert Downey Jnr, Ed Norton, Jared Leto, Hugh Laurie and Denzel Washington. First place backup is Johnny Depp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Are these people you want to meet, or 'meet'?
I only ask because they're all dudes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

"meet"
They're my list of people I can leave Wiggy for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Ah thought as much
Can you make a 3rd list then? One for people who you think are cool. I'll go on that one thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Wait a minute
You're saying that if I kill a bunch of famous guys, you'll leave Wiggy for me?! You're weird.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

are you willing to take the risk that I'm telling the truth?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Long as he takes out James Corden, Russell Brand, Chris Moyles and Mick Hucknall, he should be allowed anyone he desires
As he has made the world a better place
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Oh I'll gladly stabberise them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And Michael Winner.
I hate him, I hate him, I hate him
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I think you'd have to join an extremely long queue for him though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It would be like the end of a bad horror film
"OMG, you brutally stabbed a dozen famous men!"
"I did it so we could be together! Plus I like to consider it 'knife donation'"
"ZOMG get away from me you murderer!"
*blooded sadface*
*credits*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

man
I wish I had cool stories like that from my weekend. I ate pizza and drank beers on my own :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Throw a house party!
That's the best thing about being an adult, surely. You have a free house ALL THE TIME.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not *really* an adult
I have a little one bedroom house which I rent. But I like the direction of your thinking. Perhaps I can convince one of my real adult friends with a house to have a party *schemes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

It will be ace. Do it.
It's not a proper party unless your recycling box looks like this
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in the morning. Not very impressive until you realise it's all spirit bottles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

We had two of those after Wiggy's barbecue
My house parties cost about £100 to throw though, so I can't have them all the time.

The next one will be the cocktail party though so that should be good. It'll probably be after my holiday in September though because I have no monies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

ah! I remember being young

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

One of the things about being an adult
is that I am no longer stupid enough to want a party in my own house.

I have quiet(ish little) sessions at mine, but only for a few people at a time. Fuck dealing with irate neighbours/police/clearing up damages & vomit etc...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Any party where people get injured or punch walls are shit.
Parties are meant to be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Shut up, it was fun.
That was just one little incident and it didn't ruin the night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Probably ruined the guy with the dislocated jaws night.
The hole in the wall probably going to ruin the tennants deposit too.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

a) He was too drunk to care. Couldn't feel any pain. Besides, I said possibly.
b) Its not a rented house, and he punched the wall outside, so no damage to the wall.

Don't be such a fucking killjoy
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

he's upset because he doesn't have a house to party in
he's a sadchomp today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I don't see why me not liking people hurting themselves because they're acting like dicks
makes me a killjoy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

aha, reply fail!
Bert was right, you are bobbychomp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

That wasn't a reply fail
it was meant for you, I just didn't rise to your fairly constant reminders to me that I'm homeless.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

oh ffs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

How the hell did I get dragged into this?
And enjoy it whilst it lasts because come November noone can call me BobbyChomp again as I will be a bonified real boy. So only 2 and a bit months to go...............................shitting hell.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

bona fide
you mong. Unless you were baiting Monty / fishing for bumders.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

a) He'll still feel the pain today, and probably have to get an totally unnecessary X-ray.
b) what kind of idiot punches any wall?
c) you'll agree with me once you've been to a few more of these parties.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I did, broke two bones and couldnt drive for a fortnight
or skin up, or play the xbox or do pretty much anything.

As long as you're not a spastic like me and don't punch with your dominant hand you're fine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I did it, and broke a knuckle
A friend's Mum checked it out (she's a nurse), and told me to not be such a twat next time, as there was nothing they could do to help me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I went!
We got there late so I dunno what happened before we got there.
Seeing everyone was nice though.
I felt like we'd only just got there and we had to go. I wanted to stay in London but then I changed my mind, so shared some Tennents, an mp3 player, and melted Maltesers on the train home with djtp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Aww you two are lovely!
My lady was umming and ahhing about going out with her friends Sat night. If she had, i'd have come down on the train for a couple of hours to see folk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

:D and so are you for saying so, matey!
Would've been nice to meet you, but there'll be other times.
In other news, a load of 'cool kids' got into our carriage somewhere-or-other and, my GOD, what cunty shoes are they wearing nowadays??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

What kind of shoes were they?
I wear only the awesome and beautiful kinds.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

There were suede deck pumps, for a kick-off
And one girl was barefoot. This is fine, we've all done it, but she wanted ALL the attention for being OMG KOOKY and not having, like SHOES on.
Die.
All of you.
Die.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Ah, that'll be the trendy indies then.
They piss me off no end. If you can label yourself as indie, then you are not a proper indie. Twats.

And that doesn't include me does it? :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Course it doesn't include you
You'd see hives popping up as you spoke to me if you were one of those
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Whereas, when you speak to The Rootinator
You see something else popping up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Like footy studs, y'right there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Yep, there will be, and I look forward to it!
'Cool kids' as in Indie/Trendy/Emo kids? What are they wearing? I find if I look at them too long I start to rant about how I want to shave their stupid heads.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

They weren't quite emo
But there were hats and cardigans, and 'kooky' girls and they all looked like tramps but were probably loaded.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

it makes it hard to be a genuine
weirdo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Burn them all
I hate the trend of cardigans nowadays, or guys wearing drainpipe jeans. Fuck off, you skinny cunts, real men have LEGS!

And as for the girls, if you think "Oh, this will make me look kooky and different" then would you kindly consider punching yourself hard in the face. It'll definitely make you look kooky.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

What's with those silly side swept fringes that make them look like they've got comb overs?

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Amen to that!
And they're constantly flicking them out of their eyes.
If they were real men, their hair would do exactly as told.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

No!
That's nom-worthy right there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

There is a young indie guy that comes to the gym to do weights.
He's always faffing with his hair inbetween working out. Making sure every hair is in place.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Ah, see indie boys are not made for weights.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

If you can't even control your hair
How can you expect to stamp your mark on the world?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

^This *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I hate the girls who back comb their hair until it's a right bird's nest
and then straighten the fringe until it's perfectly in place.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I disagree with the first bit, to a point.
Agree whole heartedly with the second.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)