I know you are just trying to suck up to me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I, labia majora,
Humbly and unreservedly apologise for any and all criticism of your ladygarden. From this moment forth I promise to never refer to it in anything other than glowing terms.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Wow, it glows too?

(berk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

It's got a power station inside it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Hey!
That's NOT cool al!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Al's allowed to be a total cunt about my cunt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Power stations usually run hot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

She likes to date older men so she can yell "BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL" at the moment she finishes off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

are you gonna ask that girl out today gonz?
are ya? huh? are ya? no pressure!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Who you asking out Gonzaroono

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's me
I said yes already. I want him to cook for me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Did you see what I made last night? I did flombay for the first time, was well lush.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I did not
you can make it for our date.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Sound's good !
It was chicken livers flombayed with whisky, done with onions and mushrooms, made into a creamy sauce, on a bed of steamed rice from the chinese across the road; 'cus I can't get rice 'just right'.

I can see why most people wouldn't like chicken livers or would be put off by them, but it would be just as nice using a fillet steak and home made chips instead of rice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

sounds pretty delish
I do love food ever so much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Ace !
One day, some point this year, I'll do some sort of b3tan dinner party thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

o c
for
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

cock isn't a verb!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

It can be in that context.
Isn't language fun?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

-
cook dance
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

that too
I'm going to teach him the Safety Dance
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

The girl who works at a cafe I've been going to recently.
She's one of these girls who is like a billion leagues above me, but seems like the kind of girl who doesn't really care about that sort of thing, I hope. I donno, I just got a bit of a crush on her, I'm quite smitten. Donno if she'll say 'yes', but hopefully she will.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Aww good luck gonz

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Cheers =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I hope you ask her
I'd think you were well brave.
I can only do it by text or email.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Thanks, it's the first time I'd have done anything like this since... ermm.... since I left school really.
I'm always well dodgy when it comes to asking girls out, but I figure I'm getting on to 27 now, and it won't be to long before that 2 turns into a 3 and I'd still be in the same spot I am today, except no longer in the prime of my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

PLUS.... PLUS..... if I get her number, I'm not going to get into the habit of texting her for general-chatting.
I always do that and then am like "OH NO, SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME, HEAR MY VOICE, AND SHE'LL SEE I'M ALL NERVOUS, AND I'M NOT GOING TO PICK UP THE PHONE", and it all goes down hill from there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Well, when you're just dating someone, texting is a lot easier
But if it becomes a relationship and you love them, it just happens naturally and you're not nervous on the phone any more. Becuase you're talking to your mate as well as 'a bird, eek!' or 'a bloke, eek!'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah', that makes sense, but I'd try and do a few calls to begin with, just so it's not text-only.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah that's cool

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

excited for you now Gonz.
we expect an update after lunch too!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

this ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I bet the update is :
She's not working today
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Will do =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Exackly!
being a barmaid in a nice area (and even in the library) I've had some lovely conversations with some really nice, funny, intelligent lads, and I've really thought "There's something going on here..." But only a handful of those have asked me out, and being a girl, and being on the wrong side of the counter, I'd never have asked them myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I think I just might !
I donno if the theater might be a bit much for a first date thinggy, I reckon some girls might be a bit "=/" about that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

dinner and a movie is a classic
On our first date Wiggy and I were going to go for dinner and a movie but we realised there were no good restaurants and no good films out so we got Pizza Hut and Blockbuster. It was beautiful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Cool !
There are a few good resturants 'round me, donno what's on at the pictures though. I like the idea of her coming 'round mine and me cooking and us watching a film, but I'd have to bribe the flatmates to fuck off out of the living room or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

toy story 3, inception, karate kid
can reccomend all three! not sure if they are 1st date suitable but you will have a nice time!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

toy story 3 probably is
provided she doesn't look down her nose at it because it's a kids film

letting her choose is the best plan
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Inception sounds good, ain't seen that and want too, I reckon it could be 'the matrix' of [the current time].
It's got a nice bit of action, good story line, nothing sappy, and good to talk about afterwards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

by 'the matrix of the current time'
do you mean: "good at the time, but with awful sequels and really when you watch it again a few years down the line it is painful to watch because the acting and script are so fucking terrible"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

pretty much.
Still, was well good at the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I don't think it's a first date movie
it's a bit long and intense, I think lighthearted movies are always best for a first date unless you already know that she's a movie buff and definitely loves films like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Hmmm.
I'm still toying with the idea of the theater, and doing a "It's an open-ticket valid 'till the end of the month, my mate sorted them out with me but he can't make it now" thing, something like Wicked, it's fun and light hearted and a bit special... but the 'my mate sorted me out' gets rid of the full-on'ness of it, at least partly. With the theater, it's a bit different, it's not just in a dark room with absolutly no talking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

The only downside of having her round to your house is that it's a bit full on
in my opinion anyway. I wouldn't go round to a bloke's house for the first date because I'd immediately be thinking "how am I going to leave politely if it doesn't go well" whereas in a restaurant there are other people and other things going on. Plus you might be a rapist. Or she might be one of them aliens from Mars Attacks and she'll bite your finger off and spit it in the fish tank.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I was thinking the same thing
especially the Mars Attacks bit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah', exactly, totally agree.
Plus also she doesn't really know me that well, and visa-versa, and I'm very concous about not pressurising anyone into anything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

or a mega hot zombie like in zombieland
can you become a zombie by shagging a zombie or only if bitten?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

if Braindead is anything to go by
then two zombies shagging will quickly produce a zombie baby

so I can only imagine that a normal man shagging a woman will produce a half-zombie child. I'm assuming that this would have the normal properties of a zombie but retain the intelligence of a person. Not a good thing.

Gonz: don't shag the zombie girl
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

At least wear a condom.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

This happens in the remake of Dawn of the Dead I think
she has a half zombie baby. All I'm saying is if there is ever a zombie apocalypse I'm still going to want to hump something.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

^this
Can't go wrong with the above really. Apart from this poor Wiggy fellow who has ended up with the she devil.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm glad I did something to please you oh evil one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I'm going to pretend you said that in a Little Nicky voice

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)