^this
actually against the law isn't it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It is. The worst is when fucking cyclists run red lights when I'm trying to cross the road. The death penalty should be brought back for this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I don't mind cyclists until the ride side by side
then I think fair game if I clip you it's your fucking fault.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

For not being able to drive properly?
Yeah, definitely the cyclists fault that you're an impatient cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

and you're an idiot
why don't you read the post first. I don't have a problem with cyclists but they don't need to ride side by side chatting holding up the fucking traffic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You're being an impatient cunt.
If there is room to overtake one cyclist there should be room to overtake two cyclists moving side by side you should allow as much room for a cyclist as a car.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

wow what a massive cunty assumption
I'll make a couple of my own then. You don't live in the countryside and you're a cyclist.

Sometimes Al you're wrong. All the time you're a cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You just said it's fair enough to hit a cyclist with your car
I think that's a pretty cunty attitude.

The highway code says it's okay to ride up to two abreast if you want.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

yeah
cause all government reccomendations are advisable and correct in all situations. I was being flippant Al, I forgot that all your posts are verbatim and factually accurate. God forbid you were to make a joke about something that might upset somebody but when it's something you like, cycling, you turn into some prick enforcer. Just chill the fuck out man.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Why do you insist on getting so angry at the internet?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

probably the same reasons
you insist on being an arrogant cunt on the internet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

For pointing out that you're clearly a bad driver who doesn't leave enough room for cyclists?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Ill correct my statement
A deluded arrogant cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

This brilliant
it fits on my profile after the comment you made one of the first times you got upset.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

epic fail Al.
I thought you would at least try and make some sort of argument back. Instead you just avoided the points I made and reverted back to the 'look I made someone react' mode. Bert does that.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Shut up Bert

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You didn't make any points
you called me a deluded arrogant cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

before that Al

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

that does work well
I also like the "monumental cunt" one. If I didn't post a picture of that vagina shaped sculpture in new york then I should've done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I think you posted it in that exact thread.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

then all is right with the world

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I never knew that
I always used to get so annoyed when I lived in the countryside and cyclists would ride two abreast because it was impossible to overtake them, so they often made me late for work.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I'm not saying it's not annoying
but there's nothing illegal in what they're doing. Personally if I noticed a large queue I would drop back behind.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

that's how it should be
sadly not the case with most though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Go on, mash your keyboard in frustration
then post a picture of you with a shoe on your head crying red hot tears of frustrated rage.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

keyboard penis
rage ecstacy
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I know it is legal
but it pisses me off anyway.

It's just bad fucking manners if nothing else. I mostly see it on single lane (each way) A roads on the way to the north coast, where there are very few places to safely overtake a car or two bikes side by side, and yet the speed limit is safely 60 mph.

Being stuck behind two cunts on bikes travelling at 20mph is most frustrating in those situations and I would like the cyclists to give that some thought and stop doing it for the few seconds that it takes for cars to pass.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

same goes for grockles driving at 20mph and stopping without warning to look at the little bunny wabbits.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I hate people that drive 10mph or more under the speed limit on country roads

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I hate people who drive
especially people who drive on roads when I want to drive somewhere
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

YEAH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

those motherfuckers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

this is true
but loads of them round here are 60 mph speed limits yet everyday there is some tosser driving at 30. And people don't indicate in the countryside that is fecking annoying.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

grockle?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

noo taa, they taste a'smooke.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

old person who goes for scenic drives on Sundays

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

error
grockles are tourists, mainly used for those not from the south west when they are here clogging up our roads.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

that's quite sweet

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Actually, he's entirely correct
You should leave a car's width in case they have to swerve or move for anything anyway. If I'm on my bike, there are few things as annoying as cars overtaking right next to you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

No, no POD I won't have that at all.
I'm just being a cunt, pure and simple.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

as much as I think you are a cunt Al
you are often right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Oh so you are
I'm clearly just picking up latent grumpiness, we couldn't possibly both be right.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

exeter is fucking dreadful for everyone jumping the lights, in cars more than bikes
every day I see people carrying on once their light has turned red. on 4 way junctions where most of it is blind as well.

wankers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

london cab drivers are masters at carrying on like that and then they get arsey if you give them grief for it - "ah'm tryin' to earn a livin' you caahnt"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I don't know
but people riding on the pavement really piss me off. That said, there are lots of really shit bits where bikes and pedestrians are meant to share, and neither like it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Same here. But then of course everything pisses me off all the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

mr grumpy...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Me, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'd be grumpy with arms that short
If he gets an itchy nose he's fucked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

His shoes must STINK of piss, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Maybe that's why he's pulling that face

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Lo, for I have lolled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

more than likely he can't have a wank either...
also - that picture made me squeak with glee.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

difficult to have a wank too

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

beat ya!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

In your own time, old chap, in your own time...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Terribly sorry for that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I sincerely hope
the reason you posted so late is that, like Mr Grumpy, you were frustrately trying and failing to have a wank because of your fliddy blue arms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

How did you guess? I need to have a couple of vertebrae removed so I can suck my own cock instead.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

erm
that's the least of his problems, given that he doesn't seem to have a cock in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Trust Swipey to look for it
One track mind, that lass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)