I'm bored of drugs
Can we talk about lunch again? Oh go on. Unless you're having drugs for lunch then I don't care.

Should I buy Turnocks Teacakes or Toffee Crisps at lunch?
Did anyone watch that britain baking thing on BBC2 yesterday?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:32, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Toffee Crisps

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

No
Teacakes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Tell her she's spelt Tunnocks wrong and I'll agree.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

TGB
You spelt Tunnock's wrong
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

don't give a shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Teacakes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

tea cakes
I have supernoodles with added other stuff (mostly any kind of sauce/seasoning from my cupboard) it is a family recipe cal;ed 'nasty noodles'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

actually since I am also listening to Sky3
it's a lot like being 10 again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I do this!
Buy the really cheapy noodles then add chopped up meat, spring onion, chilli, peanut butter (sounds odd but excellent!) and you have nyom in a cup!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

that sounds slightly more
sophisticated than me - I just put in whatever is in my cupboard, makes the taste a surprise each time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Give it a whirl!!
Bit of leftover meat from tea, some spring onion, soy sauce, chilli flakes, sesame oil, whatever. Got to try a big dollop of peanut butter, in the bottom of the bowl/cup before you put the dry noodles in. Then, when you pour on the boiling water - instant satay-esque sauce! YAY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Toffee crisps
tea-cakes are horrible. They have mallow inside them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Damn phone clicked I Like This instead of reply
Toffee Crisp all the way. Tunnocks are only good if it's a caramel wafer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

*googles toffee crisps and tunnocks*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Get both.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I like your thinking
Apart from thinking about fucking puppies. I don't like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I shower every day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Tunnocks tea cakes
poke a little hole in the side of the chocolate dome and suck the gooey goodness out, or detach the dome from the biscuit base and scoop the gooey goodness out.

Or just eat it like a normal person would.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

is that not how a normal person woud eat one?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Wibble

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

my family like them
there is nothing more frustrating as a child than being something that should be a treat and tastes like the bastard offspring of a melted mattress and cheap chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Embrace the naffness of the gooey goodness
EMBRACE IT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

but it's disgusting
all sticky and far too sweet. Plus it makes me itch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

That is indeed the correct way to eat a tea cake
Additionally, custard creams should be deconstructed as part of the eating process.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I buy the Tesco brand of custard cremes
they tend to detach themselves
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I appreciate that in these financially difficult times we all have to economise,
but downgrading the quality of your biscuits is always an error.

Our rabbits are partial to a McVitie's digestive but wont touch own brand substitutes.
(Cave Duck, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Stop being some kind of pussy
and get yourself a Lion Bar.

Shall I have a hot lunch today or more sandwiches?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

or a fucking
tyrannosaurus rex bar!

they're bloody tough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Fuck Off Cats!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Teacakes
They're more booby.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Trust you to try and make everything about sex 'n' stuff
Damn, clicked I Like This again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

That's because you like it, bitch.

( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

woo boobs!
Is it Saturday yet? I need some clendrixboobaction
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I don't know how to respond.
I'm sitting next to my Dad.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Both are for fat messes
Carrot and coriander soup for me today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

bored WITH, ffs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)