As an expert in these matters
I have to point out that an invitation to Pizza Hut is not even going to get the laydees of b3ta even remotely interested, let alone fizing at the clopper with the urge to go on a date with Chompy.

Invite them to the opera, or gaz them a picture - works a charm.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

With SkillZ as mad as yours I bet you could get a visa anywhere in the world

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Not only that
I could also fly myself there.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I have also fallen over many dogs in my time.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

hi Craig

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Good afternoon, my dear.
How have you been? Any operas you fancy going to?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I fancy a bit of la Boheme ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

la Boheme a quick scuttle behind the bins after the karaoke and a kebab.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have never had kebab
I'm a bhaji girl.
In a bhaji world...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

life in batter
makes you fatter
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

This deserves a click
for being unexpectedly witty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

oh man these bhajis aren't in batter
They're flat veg patties and they BURN.
I've not bought any for a whole year :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

he said Pizza Express
far classier than Pizza Hut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

but not as posh as prezzo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

fuck off
Pizza Express is far superior to shitty Prezzo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I would totally take rosalicious out to a Prezzo
and I'd let her order anything off the menu.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

oh al you dont 'arf spoil me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Let's not get any wine though eh?
I've got some back at mine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

back chilling at yours along with your missus?
oh you
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Maybe she's out for the evening

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

the lucky cunt
so am i later. imma go shower BYE NOW MISSING YOU ALREADY BYE BYE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I can recommend the mussels starter
it's the best thing on their menu
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Steady on Vipros, i'm not made of fucking money here you know

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

no, you are made of stingy twat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

officelol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

In ireland Pizza Express isn't called Pizza Express
It's called Milano. That makes it seem much posher when you go and order chicken and chips.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

my mates old man always orders a fucking omelette from the chinese
i dont get it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It's like people ordering fish and chips from the indian.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

fucking madness
cunt'll get beef and mushrooms an all. fuck me even i can rustle up that shit indoors and im utter wank at cooking
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

It's hard to ruin an omelette really
since all it is is mushed up eggs in a pan until cooked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

you'd think that, yer

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I used to get omelettes in the chinese
I don't know why either.

Hiya.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

my ex was rather partial to that fu yung bollocks
it made me fucking gag if i saw it mixing with the sweet and sour sauce on his plate
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

have you seen those chicken balls?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

SHUT UP

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

GAY.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

big puffs of fucking batter and air with no chicken in? yer
fuck that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

How long have they been going?
I saw some last year and was freaked out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

fuck knows
theyre like little rounds of grim innit. i fail to see where chicken is involved in the whole process but then i dont know much about shit fried in batter really

i dont like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I saw a dog spill its seed all over an outside cafe floor on holiday.
The thought of it is still burning my brain even now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

This has nothing to do with chicken balls but I just remembered it and thought I'd share.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

ARGH
Thanks Guv
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

It was horrible .
The randy little fucker was all over this lady dog and obviously couldn't keep it in at the point of no return. The site of a small dog spraying jizz all over the place under a table has scarred me for life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Then he and his doggy friend
proceeded to lick the still glistening jizz from the ground. And her.


Yeeeeeuuuuch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

NO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Where's Jeff?
'popped to the loo' I'll be bound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm with you on that one.
I only tried that Fo Young stuff once, but it was a complete and utter waste of time, might as well not bother to begin with.

They do a japanese omelette thing, but it's a filling for sushi, that's quite nice, it's sweet and cheap, but I wouldn't order it as a dish, just as a filler maybe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

chinese fud is full of fillers
id just rather mine werent a slab of fucking fried egg. grim times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

oh man i totally like the kung pao chicken with the bamboo and shit ton of veg and a bit of chicken
shit son and some summer rolls from the thai place
where dem thai girls be at yeah?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Nowt wrong with an omlette, just depends on the context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

My aunt's Japanese
whenever we see her she sends us away with large mixed bags of sushi and other little bits that she's made including these rice things wrapped in a kind of ever-so-slightly sweet omelette, fucking delicious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Your aunt's Japanese what?

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:18, Reply)

So he did.
I stand corrected on the matter but my original advice still stands.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)