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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yeah
"Get off me"
"leave me alone"
"Stop touching me"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
that hardly qualifies as unreasonable
stick to the subject, or come up with a cure for my hungover, or give your address to somebody you've never met, or punch a kitten, or GTFO
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
lucozade and bacon sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
can of coke
and a portion of chips, plenty of salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
oh man, I like the sound of this, but I'll have to wait until lunch. You do mean the non fizzy lucozade though, yeah?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Original Lucozade

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
god no
original is minging

I tend to go with fizzy orange lucozade. the still stuff will probably work though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I can drink the original stuff
Not tried any of those fancy flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
the orange one is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
POTW

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
oh wow
thanks

I don't even have a speech prepared
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I only realised this place has a popular page yesterday, if that doesn't make the top there's something not right going on here

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I wouldn't be surprised
the quality isn't very high
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
where is this popular page?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
go back to the main off topic page
there's a link near the top that says Popular. Click that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
You are my carer

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
that would imply that I care

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
No it would imply you are paid
neither of which are true.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
at the top of the page
see the link that says Popular?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
patronising post is patronising

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
ha quality
Never knew that. This has added an element of competition to B3ta that for me was not there before.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
it showed

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)
It's here:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21103
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I'm pretty shocked that I'm not on there 100% of the time really

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
yeah and the cherry and the tropical
and original, I love lucozade
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
First you were tempting me (albeit not on purpose) to try weed
Now Orange Lucozade. What next, Neurofen instead of Tesco cheapo ibuprofen?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
good lord no
that's crazy talk
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Original is better than orange
the lemon one is also good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
once again you are wrong
although the lemon one is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
The orange is sticky
and too sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Good, I'm glad there are limits
I like my 16p ibuprofen
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Psssssst
Nurofen Plus mate. It's the bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I'm currently favouring Anadin Extra with caffeine
but only because Wiggy bought it, I'm a cheapo own-brander.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Why not just take cheapo own brand with a red bull?
Tesco only let you buy 2 packs of pills at once. I had to keep going round when I had my teeth out.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
you're all wrong, wrong like the wrongest wrongness

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
hangover cure
stop drinking take drugs
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I have a hard enough time with the drink, thanks all the same

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
where were you last night
I was sat up all night waiting for you to come round.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
sup
JTDF
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'm good mate.
How are you?

You've been quiet on the stalking of gingers front recently. Not ill are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)
No just been busy and in a really good mood lately.
Am going out with a brunette at the weekend. Fucking mental mate. How's things in grumpy ville?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Fucking average! :-)
Where you taking this brunette on the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
'up the shitter'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Proper LOL from me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
then back in the mouth to finish off

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I've seen that in a video.
The woman in the film said she loved doing that. But I reckon she was being paid to say/do it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
put it this way would you stick a pop ice up your arse
then lick it clean...........
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
No.
But I would bite into it and crunch it up. I use Sensodyne.

Mr Freeze? Meet Mr DogFucker and his ring of pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I bite ice creams. Freaks people out.
I see your sensodyne and raise you CORSODYLL
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I take your Corsodyll
And re-raise you a Rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I fold
and am subsequently raped I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Ha
Flicks then pub. I'm classy me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
The cinema is a gash shout
Taking a Doris out for the night, stick her in a dark room and don't speak to her for 2 hours?

Go for a meal and a few drinks, far more enjoyable. Unless she mings to the highest mong and you don't want to be seen with her?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
she is a geek like me so she really wants to see
Scott Pilgrim. She is a mate of a mate who set us up. I have met her at parties and she seems pretty cool. You can't take girls out for meals when you have a beard, too much risk of a clinger on the moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
She sounds like a cider and black sort of girl.
That is a worry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
snakebite = binned
I know she drinks that bacardi mojito stuff as last party she was at she was caning it.

edit - I hadn't been invited I was watching at the window masturbating furiously
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Are you going to give her the acid test
seeing how many nerd jokes she gets in Scott Pilgrim?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Monty might be able to help with getting the acid for the test.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Well it's my second watch so I'll be watching to see where she laughs.
I hope it goes well, I need someone to look after me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
For the love of all God
don't say that to her. She will run a fucking mile. Nobody wants to look after someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I was joking Amberl
I am a responsible adult.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Irn Bru, bacon, and a Mars Bar.
And plenty of water.

This is a hangover cure, not an unreasonable request.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Killing yourself would get rid of your hangover - why not give it a try?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
that's really pleasant and totally uncalled for, what sort of a person encourages suicide?
I suspect you mean have deep personal and socail issues, Dave, get yourself checked hmm?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Full English
Sweet Tea
Can full-cream Coke
Hot Bath
Back to Bed for a Bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I hope to hell
that I continue never having hangovers. That sounds like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I had my first hangover at 25.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Apologies if rude but..
are you under 28?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
yes
but with the provisio that my dad who is most definitely nowhere near 28, has never had a hangover either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Lucky man
I am 37 in a few weeks (*doesn't cry*)and the hangovers can last for two bastard days.

Didn't really get them intil I was 28.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Unlucky
you must have thought you'd escaped them. My brother was pleased in the genetic knowledge of dad's capacity, he never had a hangover either, until he was 20 (he's a year younger than me.) Obviously takes after mum
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I've had a few
But I rarely get them. I'm lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I'm 37 on the 30th.
Are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I am the 30th too.
I think you are just round the corner from where I work as I think you are near the Bagel shop on Brick Lane?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Monty in schizo-break shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
I got crippling hangovers
from the day I started drinking. I think it's more to do with dehydration than genetics. I hardly drink any water, never have done and am looking forward with breathless anticipation to my first gallstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Ouch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Perhaps ironically
I've just had a stabbing pain in my kidney.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Were
you out on the piss last night?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
He left out the having a vigorous wank part, to spare your blushes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

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