I've just eaten a load of ham and mustard on toast
my mrs is making a lemon drizzle cake and some coffee and walnut cupcakes.

I may have a spliff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I made bread!
It's incredible. I'm going to go and eat some more.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

nice
if I didn't already have a loaf of tiger bread I would probably feel inspired to make some too.

seriously, try making pizza dough with the breadmaker. It is awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Pshch.
You don't need a bread maker to make pizza dough. You only really need a Kenwood and a dough hook, and you don't even need that.

I love my Kenwood.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

We got a kenwood too, it's so awesome

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I think I'm getting one for my 21st
I want an Eigenharp instead.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Well, that's a bit different from a breadmaker
But also 100% awesome.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I was looking at the Pico
and if I get this* job I might just save like a muthafucka

*any
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Good plan
buy camera consider saving some money
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I've read that about 4 times and I can't work out WHAT THE FUCK you're saying
Heard back from the jobs yet?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Hang on, that's not what I wrote
I think my use of triangular brackets messed it up. Meant to say:

My plan is to get a job, buy a camera, then consider saving some money.

Not heard back from either job yet. You would have hoped they could have chosen one of three candidates in 9 DAYS!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Argh, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
Hope you hear back soon!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

But not your legs ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I don't have one of those
and it's a shitload easier making it in the breadmaker than by hand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

But kenwoods are multi-purpose
and I found breadmaker bread is a little too cakey
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I don't tend to use it for bread, other than dough for bread rolls
I have a magimix for most stuff, and the breadmaker was bought with nectar points.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Ahhh Magimix
I loved our ancient Magimix. Excellent for cake batter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I've had mine for 10 years
it's amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I think ours was a parental wedding present
which, if we still have it makes it over 30 years old :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

mocking you is a lot harder when im browsing on my phone

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

FAIL!
EDIT - not failing now
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It's always a surprise when I see you in real life and remember you aren't actually fat
or a 17th Century Dutch nobleman.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Awwwww. I hope you mean it's a nice surprise.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

A nice surprise,
if vaguely disconcerting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

important question
what's your favourite Maiden album?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Somewhere in Time
First actual album I owned on CD.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

that has surprised me slightly
but I'm not sure why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

The guitar solos on that album are so brilliantly written
the way they build up is just superb.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

stranger in a strange land is one of my favourites
I'm liking piece of mind and seventh son at the moment. good shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Piece of Mind is probably my second, or maybe third after NotB
I don't really like Seventh Son, can I play with madness and the evil that men do aside the songs aren't that great.

I do really like AMOLAD, but I'm not currently sure about the new one as I've only listened to it once. I should put it on now but I've got some Public Enemy on.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

NotB is well up there in my list
I really dig the title song off Seventh Son and The Clairvoyant, as well as those you mention.

I've had a few listens to the new one. I quite like it. Bit of a grower.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

youre failing now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

And here starts the story of he who came to be known as
'Even fatter Al'
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

What bread?
Bread bread or bread with stuff in?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Wholemeal bread with sunflower and pumpkin seeds in it.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Mmmmm
How hard is breadmaking without a breadmaker?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Not hard, just time consuming

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Does this imply that bread with stuff in
Isn't actually bread?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

No it's just not bread bread

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

vipros is smug cake and weed shocker

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Lemon drizzle cake
is delicious. I am feeling envy.

Actually I'd quite like ham and mustard toasties as well. And coffee cake (without the walnuts. ) You're living the food I should have Vipros
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

skinning up now
take it you got sorted then
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

yeah, thanks
and no sooner had it been dropped off but someone else called to see if I needed any.

It's nice stuff too :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Always the same
I contemplated having two phones once but I am so not ghetto enough for that bullshit. Right my lift is here so have a good one.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM
Why aren't you and your missus fat beasts?
Yous eat gorgeous foods all of the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

my metabolism appears to have gone into overtime
so no matter what I eat I still lose weight.

don't drink much either. We eat nice savoury things, which generally ends up being fairly low fat and stuff, and don't eat much cake. We're going for a nice picnic tomorrow somewhere though, so need lemon drizzle cake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Picnics rule
We had a picnic on my living room floor a few weeks ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

a picnic sex
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

There was brie everywhere

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Brie: sexiest of all the cheeses

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Unless you're gay
when it's obviously Camembert.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Or related to Bert
when it's obviously cumonbert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I thought about a sibling joke
but in the end just went with the "come on bear" variant.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)