What have you been dreaming about? Was it spiders?
Dreams about spiders are scary.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Only massive spiders that could eat you up
Or have you been dreaming about massive spiders like that? 10 foot webs that you can't escape from! YOu see the red red eyes glinting in the dark as it slowly moves towards you...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

My housemates made me kill a spider last night
though I don't think I managed it so spent the rest of the evening convinced it was coming after me.

It was huge though. Diameter of a jam jar lid I'd say.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Move house,
then burn the old one to the ground. It's the only way to be sure.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

*adds fake spider to shopping list*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

*adds real hammer to shopping list*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oh man I don't have a gravel

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I keep forgetting to go and look - I shall try and get one tonight.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'm going to try get one Thursday
I'll text you to see if we will have any! If not I'll get a bit of wood and a chisel
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

they def had them in Chaplins in Bristol last time I was there
I think they have a website
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

go buy us some

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I will if you want

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

So you left it half dead and in agony crawling around the house wondering why god is so cruel?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It probably left eggs in all your most tressured possetions, like your childhood teddy bear, food and dildo, and they're probably furtalised so little baby spiders will be crueling out all over it....
...and next time you go to use them, they'll cruel into your mouth and orafaces when you go to sleep. Sure, they won't kill you, they won't even harm you, you could swallow loads of spiders with verious orafaces without coming to any harm at all, so you should be fine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Phew! I was all scared for a bit there,
but spiders don't have red eyes so it must have been a giant murderous less-scary creature.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Spiders are cute!

This one really is! AWWW!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Haha awesome!
I'm afraid I still want to beat it to death with a shoe though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'll beat you to death with a shoe

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I'll look forward to it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

who wants to be that close to a spider

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

My father poisoned my family's food
but made sure he only ate it, so my mum could find some other guy to take care of her and make her happy.

I also had to ride a bike through a museum and Michael Cera was there too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

What, so he poisoned everyones food, then shouted "Don't eat it! It's poisonous!"
before munching down a plateful to demonstrate?

Are you scared of Michael Cera?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

She likes to defrost her mars bars
to thoughts of him
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I've no idea really what happened
Just that it's stuck with me, and I woke up distressed.

It was sexy Michael Cera. Which is slightly alarming.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

no such thing
I'm afraid to say
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

LIES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

he really isn't sexy is he?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I wasn't sure if there was anything you could do to make me say this,
but you have gone wrong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

gone?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Exactly. From the baseline Lampito, already about as wrong as a person can be, she's gotten worse.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

At the weekend CHCB introduced the phrase "The Lampito of ..." to describe her sister during her wayward youth.
I thought it was a very good phrase.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

:( I'm not that much of a slag. Or an alcoholic, or user of MASSIVE DRUGS.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Look here you sozzled tart,
if I wanted realistic portrayals of people I would be meeting them in real life instead of discussing them on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Oh fuck off you 17th Century mustachio'd terrible cunt

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

17th Century mustachio'd gigantic lolfatty


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

BUT LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE
Yeah, sorry, any sanity I had has gone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)