Of course I don't like him,
he's bloody German
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like Germans.
I share their sense of humour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I've only ever met two Germans that I like and one is my mother.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I've never met a nice South African

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I've met one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

The exception
that proves the rule?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Most of them are cunts like that Nelson whatsisname - the terrorist chappie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

What a cunt.
He likes Naomi Campbell.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

maybe not.
there was a boy in the year above me last year who was South African. He seemed alright.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

They always seem alright to start with.
Suddenly the burning tyres come out and it's all over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
You are using that phrase completely wrong!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

elaborate please

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Ok
Person 1: I've never met a nice person called Bob. People called Bob are therefore not nice.
Person 2: I know a nice person called Bob.
P1: The exception that proves the rule!
P2: That makes no sense, by meeting a nice person called Bob I have in fact indicated that your original hypothesis was wrong, not proved it.
P1: Oh, you're right. Say, you're looking pretty sexy today, wanna go back to mine and get it on?
P2: Okay
*EXPLICIT SCENE*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I suspect that P2 was lying in order to increase the possibility of engaging in sexual congress with P1.
I know that this will be shocking to the good people on here, but I understand that some people do actually do this.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

What's worse is that P2 was actually a truck driver called Barry
but he was pretending to be a 19 year old blonde student who like pole dancing.

But the really shocking thing is that P1 was actually pleased when he found out the truth.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Only the Pope can save them from eternal damnation, now.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

+ly
Speak English, boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

my German teacher in primary school was lovely.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Heinrich Himmler was way cool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Ernst Kaltenbrunner had a great uniform.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

So was the mighty Jens Lehmann

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Morning shitbag
By that logic you fucking love Frenchmen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Yeah alright Kevin Bacon,
I am partial to French and Spaniards now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Spaniards?
For this season, at least. Surely you should be more fond of Dutchmen? Someone needs to be right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

last night he won back my support for being a little genius.
RVP needs to get fit and stay fit or bugger off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Fair play
I feel the same about l'il Bobby Earnshaw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

why? he is utter dog shit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Not when he's fit
and not when playing at Championship level. Which we are. Also, he scored against your lot when playing for the Worst Team In The History Of Football, the rest of whom were busy conceding about 8 at the other end if I remember rightly, so he must be alright
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'm hopeful that I shall see the forementioned Mr Earnshaw weep tears of frustration on Saturday
as he is utterly rebuffed by The Mighty Tigers new central defensive pairing.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

does he still drive that yellow hummer?
Or giant penis extension as it was known at the Albion.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

When we're shit we're appalling.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Disclaimer
I have no problem with Germans as individual people, in fact most of the ones I know are lovely and their women all seem to be suspiciously well-endowed. I simply object to their persistence in being much better than us at football
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

They also seem to have no hangups about nudity
which is always an advantage, I find.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Or not.
70 year olds with sagging wrinkly breasts and pearl drop earrrings in their nipples?
No. Just no.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)