Abandoning the accountants and lawyers sounds like no bad thing

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

some of them were quite young and funny
they work in forensics, so they are like the cool kids
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Ah, the one good area of chemistry
And the one that lets scientists see horrific things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:44, Reply)

well
in accountancy it's more looking through the books to see if they are hiding horrific things.

eg: man is in car crash. he can't work and his business goes down the tubes. he claims it was worth £4M a year and he had another 30 years of work ahead of him. we send in the forensic accountants. they prove it was actually haemorrhaging cash and therefore his loss is much much smaller.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

it's no CSI

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:48, Reply)

less blood
just as much acting sometimes though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

CSI is the shittest fucking tv show in the history of ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)

i think
that has to be jackass. but CSI is also shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

CSI : NY is alright
apart from Lindsay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I have seen neither.
I do not feel as if I am missing out on anything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

dunno who that is
but really, gary sinese, worst one liners ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

It's better than the others
not really a fan of crime/forensics shows though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I was into NCIS there for a while but have dropped off, they get a bit cheesy after a while

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

i've actually never seen it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)

good
don't
it sucks
can't believe people get paid to act that badly
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)

CSI is fantastic.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If they are all as hot as 'swipe then running away is your best bet. That much hotness will melt one's face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*Engage Pandatron*
To paraphrase the B52s, she's so hot she sets off fire alarms.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

who's pandering?
The truth is not a panda.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

this is making me feel better
for not winning the treasure hunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

what was the prize?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)

£250
of selfridges vouchers! i wanted them...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I can understand your pain :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

i know
stupid cryptic clues!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

You could have got yourself another bottle of shampoo!
Bad times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

my gloves have arrived!
and blue ball.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Jeff hasn't got blue balls has he?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

No. I haven't got blue balls.
I've got pink ones! (Meaning Swipe would be too tall to use them or something).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

What else are you waiting on now?
Also, does the blue ball clash with everything else or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

just the fancy trainers
and haven't got it home yet, still at work... it's mostly silver though, just the bottom bit is coloured.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

like a baboons arse!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

not quite the look reebok were going for

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I don't know.
It might have been a sick joke by the kids in the sweat shop to start sneeking the odd pair of 'Baboons' into each shipment.

How close were you to winning the treasure hunt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)

don't know
only the winner got read out. we got all the answers right but we only sourced 8/10 objects. however i am pleased with the "find something french". i hoicked a menu out of the cafe rouge window - total stealth theft.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

We did one at a company I worked at once.
One of the things we had to 'collect' was something random.

I paid a tramp 20 Lamberts and 4 pints to agree to be 'collected'.

He fucking stank.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

that is quite random though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

And they wouldn't let me use him as my random item
because I'd paid him (and he stank, was clearly pissed and didn't have a clue what was going on).

What objects were you missing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

a ball of wool
and a newspaper with yesterday's date on it.

my colleague even went through several binliners. nada.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I blame the internet

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

for anything in particular?
or just life in general
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

For you not being able to find a newspaper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

oh
and colossal perverts. it creates those too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah!
Y'see, I blame you for that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I'd have submitted a jumper.
And a bag of chips.

WIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

people got cotton wool balls from boots
damn them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

One duvet
slightly soiled...

*EDIT* Bugger, pipped at the post.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Man, I can totally see why she wanted it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

my ex has got one you can have

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

It's sad because it's true

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

technically
it was the sheets that were ruined. the duvet had been flung elsewhere during the evening's activities.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

evening's activities animalistic sex
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

animalistic sex fort-building
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

only one of you is correct

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I think it's Zo

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

you'd be Wrong
but never mind, good effort
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Me too.
It's patently obvious; the enemy saw the magnitude of the fort, and shit themselves in fear at the realisation of the futility of their efforts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know what kind of fort swipe might construct
but I'll hazard a guess at pink. I don't think it would result in emergency evacuation though. Maybe rswipe snores at a peculiar frequency and occasionally hits The Brown Note.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

hey i only snore if i am allergic to something
or possibly reeeeally drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

She was partaking in a bit of scat play
And it got a bit out of hand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

i keel you
i keel you dead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Now now swipe
Anal leakage is nothing to get embarrassed about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

this is actually untrue on many levels!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Well, yes, you should be embarrassed I suppose
Also, please don't turn me into a boat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i'll turn you into whatever i like
if you keep making comments like that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah now hang on a minute
we're all modern open-minded people and all but there is definitely something wrong with uncontrolled dribbling of arse-gravy on the Egyptian cotton.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

yes
even on the argos 2 thread count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

and what would i sit on then?
good point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Precisely.
That's my girl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

i aim to please

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

You should definitely gaz me some time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)