cucumber or banana
fucking revolting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't see the point of cucumbers
I had a depressing banana yesterday too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

have you lost your mind?
not only are they delicious, they're phallic
and I know every man on here likes having a swollen member in their mouth
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

they are both fucking repugnant
in appearance, smell, taste and texture.

I'd rather eat a frenchman than cucumber or banana
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

if you love france so much why don't you marry it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I only bloody went and clicked that didn't I.
*engages brain*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

it wasn't the horse website, what's your problem?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

No problem but it was obviously a bollocks link
and I just clicked away like a goon.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

it's not

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

takes me straight to an error page every time?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

BUT WHHHHYYYYY
i'm reading it just fine
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Might be work pc's
who knows?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Just when I think you have scaled the zenith of stupidity....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

sssh now arrogant old man, it doesn't work on my pc
btw you can shove that bottle of Chateau Nouef de Bastard up your wrinkly old anus!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

*bends over*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*goes blind and catatonic*
No human eyes should see that bloodied, shrivelled mess.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

+again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It's totally real, I promise
It's a brilliant website. Don't know why you're getting an error. Maybe you're not cool enough to read it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Just gone on the old phone and it works from there.
My apologies for being a double belmer.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I can't believe you would think I would trick you with a fake website

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

not now I'm in BLAK anyway.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

exactly
we need a gang sign.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

the first image from a google search for 'BLAK'
cdn.pitchfork.com/media/1102-once-you-go-blak.jpg
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

where did you find that picture of me?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Hahahahahahah
How goes BFF?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

not bad ta
how are you?

missing you around these parts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Oh THOSE parts, eh?
I'm happy puppy like.
All going well with you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I had to resist the urge to point downwards
yeah, not bad. apart from being made to go on secondment at the end of October. Shouldn't be too bad, and hopefully may be profitable though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

how long is the secondment and is it somewhere far?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

3 months, 3-4 days a week, about 70 miles

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Suckio
But handy money for the upcoming nuptials innit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

yeah
as long as I can get a car sorted for it and some non-shit accommodation it won't be too bad. been pretty bored at work recently so a change should help.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

A change has done me good like

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

glad to hear it
it'll mean I'm on here a lot less too, which will probably be good for most of this lot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

bananas are lovely
I have a whole bunch on my desk right now, just waiting to be deliciously enjoyed.

I'm with you on the cucumber though, it's a stupid flavour.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

bananas are fucking horrible
I hate them.

and cucumbers. The taste of cucumber is strong, and fucking vile.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

*points at supertaster*
Ha ha - cucumbers taste of nothing to me, except mild cucumbery water.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

means you might be missing out on tasting other stuff though
"in 1931, scientists have identified an organic substance Phenylthiocarbamide - often simply called PTC - that either tastes bitter, or is completely tasteless depending on the genetic makeup of the individual."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Brussels sprouts are a case in point
I love them. But my dad insists they taste really bitter and unpleasant.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

strangely I love brussels sprouts
it's really only cucumber of the green veg/fruit that disgust me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

CUCUMBER IS FAB.
That is all.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

We're talking about eating it...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Are we?
Sorry! my mistake.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Hmm
Must be a different compound then. I'm trying to remember - are they called alkaloids, or flavinoids or something?

*calls for biochemist to help*

Edit - come to think of it, aubergines taste like sick to me. But maybe they're just like that anyway?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

oooh I taste the bland cucumber water
not evilness. I'm upset now, I'm missing out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

you're not
I can't eat a sandwich made with a knife that has touched cucumber, can't eat something that has had cucumber in it that has subsequently been removed.

Curiously though, I love pickled gherkins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

maybe something has to be a certain amount of vileness before you'll eat it
maybe you don't like cucumber because it's not bitter and disgusting enough.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

But he thinks it is bitter and disgusting
It's just us normal people who find it bland and cucumbery
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

it's not bitter as such
just really vile. Doesn't taste like anything else I can think of.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

But at least you can eat cucumber and enjoy it.
Apparently it causes most people to burp a lot. Can't say it has that effect on me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)