What is it?
Good luck in your interview tomorrow gonz, and I hope you get good news about the one last week.

The point of me? To get my tits out in public.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*awaits the pandatron*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Everyone's used to it now.
It won't even cause a ripple.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I've retired him, it was getting old
AA gets him out ever now and again though, maybe he'll oblige.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I still have him bookmarked as well, although you really have to earn it these days.
You, Chompy and Vippers have raised the level of background pandering to unprecedented heights.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You mean by being nice to women?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Oooh and Monty, he's a terrible one since he got his end away.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

True
"Ooo, women can all fuck off, except my daughter! Fie, I say, FIE!"
*explicit scene with semi-anonymous b3tan*
"Ladies are lovely and soft and gentle and should be loved by all!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

beautiful
you should make a comic strip

the first scene can involve him squatting over something

and so can the second
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

those corgis are real ladies

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

It is rather sickening, isn't it?
I shall try to stop this forthwith.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

No, I like this New You
It makes me feel vastly superior.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

It's only a passing phase.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

keep it up
it's puzzling people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I really don't think I can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Sorry for the delay, been a little busy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Still, nicely executed.

A+ Would summon again.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

It's not online yet, but it's lolgutted.com
You can basicly search for things like "my dog died" or anything really, and it'll go through Facebook searching for pictures/statuses/videos/links(etc) for that. You can then rank them up/down as "LOLGutted" or "*Yawn* Borring". It'll also link you to them so you can 'like' their post directly. There us a top/bottom 10 of each one too, so you can find the most lolgutted person. There is commenting on the whole lot too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

That sounds brilliant gonz
I shall check it out when it is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)

That sounds pretty cool, Gonz.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Yeah.
I like it.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Will it automagically scrape public status'?
Or will it be user submitted? Or both?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Uses the FB API to get the data =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

This better be in the fucking newsletter on Friday, gonz.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I love this idea
I was lolgutted-ing so hard at the search Chompy brought up with OMG LAD.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

That was me.
I think. his was "beutiful children"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

sorry
it was awesome
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

no idea

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

wait a sec
youropenbook.org/?q=omg+lad&gender=any
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Christ
Now I have to find my axe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Ooh I took a smug croissant photo on mah balcony when I was away
I'll get it uploaded and we can be smug together.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Dear Christ, I have been contaminated by terrible people.
Take them away.

Edit: the story about the boy with the broken back was quite moving though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

"omg. cant belev that my litl girl school haz be talin 2 cort becos therv got a 23 year old lad. posin as a 16 year old. wots gowin on with the schools thes day."

Why should she care what's going on with schools? Clearly she's never been to one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Hahaha very good/true.
Apart from going there to post burgers through the railings to her likkl angles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

evening Monty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

there was one yesterday where a similar muvver
had written that it was unfair her little girl was being picked on by the school because a boy had called her a name so she had kicked him in the balls and now she was the one in trouble. The woman was shocked by this. Obviously none of it was spelled correctly or written eloquently.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

come on Kitty don't you know
violence solves everything. Teach them young I say.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

sounds funny
in a schadenfraude kind of way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:18, Reply)