Limerick, Eire, May 25th 1982.
Just so I can get a look at the fuckers who abandoned me and kill them. Although that would suggest that I may have already done this, hence the initial abandonment. But then that only works if time is linear.....*head pops*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:26, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are you adopted?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

yup

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

have you ever had any contact with your original parents?
(if that's prying too much tell me to shut up)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

pfft this is me, I am not sensitive. I have tried doing a little internet research myself
but not being techy failed. I only know my birthdate, birthplace and original name so not a lot to go on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Get
DCI Harry Batt Roota to investigate.

NAE BODY MOVE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Do you want to know them?
You sound quite bitter about it, which I can understand, but I wondered if that was because you don't know anything about them?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I've got a friend who is adopted
And he was initially keen to find his natural parents, but the folks who adopted him didn't want him to.

It has got to be a difficult thing to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah it must be hard for both parties
I don't know how I'd feel if it was the other way around, if I had given a child up for whatever reason I don't know if I'd want to be involved in its life, especially if it had happily moved on with adoptive parents.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I just want to know what they are like
and where I get my character from as I am nothing like my adopted family
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah I think I would want to know that
nature v nurture and all that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And I suppose there are the health implications
Are there any hereditary conditions you need to be aware of.

*lightening the mood of serious conversation since 1974*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

that is cause for concern
but it's a shit reason to make contact.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

haha
"Hey guys, it's Bobby. How's the cancer? Non existant? Great, bye!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

hahahah
ps you owe me 28 years of pocket money, birthday, christmas presents, tooth fairy money etc. I will accept an AC Cobra.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

This is all getting a bit serious now
Almost like a proper 'grown up' conversation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I know I feel honoured. Noones called me dull or shit for ages.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Fuck off you dull shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

*warm feeling*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

you're shit and dull and I hate you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

*sig five*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm not usually but sometimes I wonder what would be different
Id I had stayed in Ireland with them. It's wierd. Plus my name would be Diarmid Kelly which is cooler than Andy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

how old were you?
Do you know the reason for them giving you up? When I was younger I always said that if I got pregnant I would give it up for adoption because at that age I wouldn't be able to give it the life it deserves.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I was born with a tumour on one kidney so had that taken out and spent the first 14 months in hospital
before going to foster care and being adopted at 2 and a bit. I will adopt when I'm older and find a girl to put up with me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Do they let gingers adopt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

a druggy and a freak
we will be top parents.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I have a feeling I might not be able to have kids
not sure why. But I would adopt over going through all that IVF thing, I think adoption should be first choice over IVF, although I'm aware I may feel differently if it does actually come up. I want to adopt a black baby to upset Wiggy's racist grandma.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

IVF seems very expensive for what is
at best a roll of the dice. Adopting a black baby would be ace but I want a Japanese baby so he can be my karate kid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

That is the best reason to adopt a black baby.
And I hope their is a box you can tick on the forms you'd have to fill in.

'Reason for wanting to adopt?'

'Racist Grandma' *ticks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Officelol right here.

(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

£1000 each and I'll have a look.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm a student
I can throw you an ounce of high grade and 20 drum lessons.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

You were adopted?
How did I not know this about you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Adopted people haven't got tatoos on their faces.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Yeah but Bobby's a mate
I ought to know this sort of relevant information
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

My best mate
told me was adopted once. Then he had to tell me again because I'd forgotten about it. Does this make me a bad person?
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not unless his adoptive parents were beating him with a rusty pipe in the basement
and you forgot "call the police my adoptive parents are beating me with a rusty pipe in the basement"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

ok bro
I only have one kidney, I'm left handed, overweight and smelly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You'd already told me the first two
and I assumed the last one. Anything else? I'm monumentally short-sighted and have a recurring problem with my right knee stemming from suffering with Osgoods Schlatter's diesase when I was 13, as we're sharing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I don't like peas
I have a cat called Jo and my drums are called carlos.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I can't stand any kind of nuts apart from coconuts and doughnuts
We have pet rats called Arty, Lincoln and Eric and my heritage is half-Yorkshire, half-Welsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm calling shenanigans on the nuts claim! for we know that isn't true you ball gobbler.
I had a rat called Neville. Jo ate him. Yorkshire and Welsh? Can you be found regularly shagging loaves of Hovis?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

WHAT?
I've liked you up until now bobby, but hotpot is from dirty Lancashire, not the county of the pure white rose.

I'm reconsidering my position.
(Cave Duck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Ducky, I cannot afford to lose the internet friendship from someone like yourself
so have edited my above slur on Yorkshire. My sincerest apologies.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

don't shout about it
it's not flattering. besides I'm old now. Over it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Over it?
You want to kill "the fuckers" who "abandoned" you.

Just sayin like
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I was exaggerating a little. You know for internet lols.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Oh that's ok
I'd be sad if you were found hanging in your room with a note "WHY GODDAMN IT"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

would you fuck!
Besides I would just wade out into the sea and go that way.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Top Tip.
If you are thinking of ending it all by walking into the sea, and if, like me, you're a bit lazy.

Wait for the tide to come in first as you'll have less distance to walk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Nah I'd end up beached
like that poor whale in the Thames.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm born May 24th.
Isn't that exciting.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

OMG I WAS BORN MARCH 20th!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

so was my brother!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

No

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

born spawned
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

we should have joint party, you can try and rape my friends
and I'll try and pretend I'm popular with yours.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

"joint party"
i see what you did there, druggie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

roll it up, light it up, smoke it up.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Holy Jaysus.
Is that you son?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)