the answer to most questions i find
is BOTH.

a pint or a half?
a starter or a pudding?
a hairdo or a manicure?
cinema or a meal?
vodka or wine?
sex or oral?

see!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sex is always better than oral.
IMHO
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

depends if you're giving or receiving
giving = better.

IMHO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

You're so selfless.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

nah
just filth. and it's a good way to keep them under control!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I suppose there must be some sense of power
When you've got some blokes member between your teeth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

silly jeff
teeth can only be used very gently and very sparingly! otherwise he will run away and never come back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Jesus, you don't use your teeth.
I just guess you're used to the more "canine" approach...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Well clearly you don't want teeth to be used. That'll hurt.
But teeth aren't exactly a million miles away from your tool when such an act is performed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

no, sometimes
used very very very gently teeth can get an amazing result. i am guessing i've given more blowjobs than you, so trust me!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

The last thing I feel is powerful.
I'm always concentrating too much.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

nearly all my friends really don't like doing it
some like it but not for long. one of my friends has just managed to get engaged despite never having given a blowjob... HOW??!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Anal?
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Or she likes football.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I don't dislike it. I just hate doing something I'm not so good at.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

i am sure half the guys on here
would be only too happy to help you improve!

not that you need it, i bet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

After 25 years of trying I think I've resigned myself to my lack of skill in this arena.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

if nothing else, though
it usually gets you some action in return :P
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Testify sister. I like you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Ahhh, a fellow giver.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

you're only gay if you push back, noely
or is that not what you meant?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

I'm not a fellow-giver.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

oh so you only take it??
you'd be popular in prison!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I'm popular everywhere *beams*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

i can see why
friendly AND slutty, it's a winning combination.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

*preens*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

I have a surpisingly small mouth
making me crap at oral, but I do try
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

That's ok, I have a surprisingly small cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

I've been known to gag when I put a chip in my mouth : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

i have several friends
who got me to show them my patented deepthroat trick one night.

all 4 of them gagged when trying it out. one of them was actually sick (although she was utterly twatted in all fairness).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I think I'll just stick with my other talents.
Although I won't be needing them anymore.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

the minute you stop looking you find what you were looking for
i'd offer to introduce you to my todmorden cousins but.... well.

you could do a LOT better! one is clearly gay and one... has been married 3 times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

People keep saying that to me but it doesn't work with me.
Once I didn't look for three years and no one turned up.

Beside right now I have a hot date with a plate of mashed potatoes.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You're going out with Bodger and Badger?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

You should write a guide book

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

oh no i couldn't do that
i only share my secrets with a small percentage of the public!! but in a dull scientific way, you have to learn to use the gag-reflex in a different way rather than gagging.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

That's not what's written on the toilet-wall of the pub!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

i'm rubbish at playing
chubbie bunnies too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Guilty or not guilty?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

see the list above and make up your own mind!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Puppy dog eyes will convince any jury

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

I must remember to take a puppy wiht me to court if I ever commit a crime.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

i was told that my old boss
said after interviewing me "i've just hired a girl with the most fabulous puppy dog eyes". urgh urgh shudder vile foul, he was about 65. and also wildly inaccurate - my eyes are steely and shifty as befits a lawyer. they aren't even brown. can you have puppy dog eyes if they aren't brown?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Contact lenses

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

good point
i tried blue ones once, it was really weird looking in the mirror, your eyes are just not a feature that you expect to change!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I wouldn't bother with blue
I'd try something weird, like orange. I wonder if you can get black contact lenses for hallowe'en? That would be fun.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Apparently so
http://www.youknowit.com/online-shop/black-out-contact-lenses-pair6219.cfm
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

the nonstoppartyshop
near me on high st ken has them in EVERY colour for halloween!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Trouble is
I already wear contact lenses so I would need prescription ones, and they're not very cheap.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

no no
just buy the silly ones then wear your glasses.

the glasses will magnify the lenses and make you look twice as scary!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

i had red ones
and people thought I was actually albino
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Shit.
That means I'm fucked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

It might work for me
I actually do have brown eyes.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Pint!
Both!
Hairdo!
Both!
Vodka!
One, then the other!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

haha
you put your own twist on it. i likes this, i does.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I try not to do things by halves. Besides, I've never had my nails done.
Due to keeping them short since I was about 5 for ballet/piano/netball/piano/guitar/piano.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

i was 27 before i had a manicure
because i nibble my nails sometimes and i do them myself anyway, being a bit of a make-up obsessive (although oddly i never bother wearing any unless i am going out!). but it's totally worth it, seriously. makes you feel really special for about a tenner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I don't usually even paint my nails
But I do love my makeup, and doing exciting things. I seem to be amassing every colour ever. THough I broke my amazing mineralised blue/silver eyeshadow, need ot replace that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

have you seen the new mac glittery eyeliners?
damn mac, i only went in for a look, now i seem to have amassed 3 of them. beautiful and sparkly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Oooooh going to check that out
Apparently Lipcote did a sparkly edition. Going to get on that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

i love mac
it's the same quality as chanel for eyeshadows etc but half the price.

i wouldn't buy my foundation from there though. that has to be estee lauder!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I use MAC foundation, the foundation equivalent of Touch Eclat, and occasionally Jelly Pong Pong,
as they did a special one for really white skin.

Most of my eyeshadows are mac.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

jelly pongpong
do you recommend this?? there is a big mac at westfield, i could check it out tomorrow!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

OH MY GOD

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

The foundation's pretty good
not used anything else of theirs
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

You guys might as well be talking in PHP scripts right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

this is all beyond me, too
I had to ask the guy on the counter at boots to tell me how to do make up once :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

This amuses me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

the horrendously camp store guard at boots
insisted on helping me choose a juicytube the other day.

then insisted he does it for his wife. wife. yeah. right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

I'm sure he did.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

i wish it was an internet lie
but I realised I had no idea and my plan to look like a grown up for an interview would be enhanced by putting some (non zombie) make up on my face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

There is nothing like feeling special for a tenner.
I usually go for 20 cans of Blackthorn.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)