If I was in dire circamastances about that sort of thing, whatever solution I choose, I'd make damn well sure nobody else knows about it.
Did she just leave it there to discover or something?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't understand why her old roomie told her this story
unless she was just trying to revolt and freak her out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

in a brief nutshell
3 of us were good mates from work. when she got a new job and needed to be in central london rather than where she lived, i offered her my spare room. then last november we had a bit of a row and haven't spoken since. i was out with the mutual friend on fri, and she/her boyfriend decided to tell me! cue ragerageragerage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Second hand like that
could just be winding you up/ leaving out vital details I guess for the sake of a good story
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

i would like to think this
but the girl in question... she grew up on a farm and is very practical, i guess she didn't see anything wrong with it. she knew enough not to tell me about it though! christ, i won't even share the same pot of houmous with someone if they double dip, never mind THIS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it is disgusting
however when I think of the situation (and I'm of the same mode of mind as you i.e. never that's disgusting) she must have been truly dying. I can't imagine that she'd do it otherwise, I really can't. So she must have felt actual shame at it which would be why she didn't tell you.

I still can't fathom why the floor though. If the situation was as desperate as all that, why not something better. Even a plastic bag or biscuit tin or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

EXACTLY
mind you, she had to pay for a new bathroom carpet at her parents' house after a similar incident involving food poisoning, so she does have previous form. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

bathroom carpet?
Surely that's just asking for trouble...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

actually i may have exaggerated that
i think it was the bath mat. but still.

fucking incontinent beast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Yeh', I wouldn't tell anyone, no matter how much I trust them or not.
All blokes have been at a house party or walked home from the pub and taken a sly one down an ally in the back garden. It's almost a right of passage, you and 4 mates standing up against a wall in an ally and having a piss, stepping backwards.

But taking a dump in a bedroom is quite rank, but it was done yonks ago and you didn't realise so I guess it would be no big deal, some people just can't hold it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

to be fair
if i still liked her, i wouldn't mind as much, i guess.

but in hindsight, she really abused my generosity with the flat, and she turned out to be a massive pain in the arse, therefore the rage!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Yeh', taking a dump in someone's bedroom in dire circamstances doesn't make someone a bitch.
Being a bitch makes someone a bitch though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

wise words gonz, wise words
but i maintain there is something inherently Wrong with your statement "taking a dump in somebody's bedroom" whichever way you look at it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

no
she apparently wrapped it in a million newspapers. but there the trail goes cold.

either that or the mutual friend saw my face and realised i was never in a million years going to see any trace of humour in this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'm pleased you told us
so we can, though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

it's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
surely even a wastepaper basket would have been a better solution than MY CARPET, however many sheets of paper you put down first!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I put broken glasses, crockery and bulbs into newspaper before I put it in the bin.
I think it can cope with a bit of shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Ah Noel, you're attempting to apply logic to female rage here :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I'm a sucker for punishment.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Hehe!
Oooh, 5 days! I'm mega excited now!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

*bursts*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Yeah, sorry 'swipe but this is funny as fuck!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

you
you're on my list
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Is it a long list?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I think it's hilarious as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

you two are both on it
i keel you. i keel you good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You couldn't kill anything, let alone a couple of yorkshire dwelling geezers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

i have sympathy for birdies and fluffy things
you two and that penguinofdeath, a fellow insubordinate... no problem!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Where about in Yorkshire Mr Dozer?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

he can't answer you
as he is pretending to ignore me and that would mean admitting he is still on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Ahhhh
Oh, Facebook keeps telling me to add you as a friend, so I'd better do as it says.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

gosh that makes me feel VERY SPECIAL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

The capitals make me believe you.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

i know
cheap trick, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

VERY!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post915975#post915982
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I NOE, RIGHT???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Aha!
Apparently I suggested that, or so facebook tells me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

yes i think you were one of the instigators

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)