Stephen Fry?

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello Daddy!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Hello ... Al

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

CATFACE!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

BADGERCUNT

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

For that I am going to RUIN your wedding
Why YES, yes I do have objections
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

No cake for you then

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It'll be fine, we'll just sit her next to Clenders to make sure she behaves.
Or at least misbehaves in an acceptable manner.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'll be very disapointed if there isn't muchos misbehaviour
As things currently stand I'll be walking down the aisle with a baby in one arm and no trousers on.
( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I loved the invitations.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Come on now, it's your wedding.
At least TRY to make it different to every other day.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Hows things?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Sugary
I'm eating a jam doughnut and am quite messy! Babycrackface is teething and nearly bit my finger off this morning!
( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Jam doughnut?
Jam fucking doughnut?
Is it any wonder you think the girl in Greggs fancies you - you're the reason they make such a massive turnover (arf! at my bakery pun).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I wonder if I can score a free pair of buns?

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You should ask to see their range of baps next time

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

He should just explain that he's recently become a father by a woman who took advantage of him while he was drunk
and that she doesn't understand him and beats him if he answers back.

He's bound to get a sympathy shag.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

^this

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

He's not that funny
he's interesting, but most of the funnies come from other comedians. Although that's my opinion from only watching QI, I haven't seen his 'does America' series or anything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I did consider Stephen Fry in my list of candidates
and he's probably the best to date.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Did you just say you want to date Stephen Fry?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

No
but if I were that way inclined, I possibly would.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'll put you down as a 'maybe'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)