Slow today, eh?
I'm on a meeting in 5min, to decide how bad we want to be with the environment. I feel like crap and my "best friend" gave me an ultimatum yesterday to forgive her about the crap hen do. Nice.

I hope that when I come back there are tons of nice, funny, happy conversations going on.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...but you'll get fights, flounces and dead baby jokes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

We haven't had a good flounce in a while
Who can we insult to flouncing point?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I think bobbyspires is the only candidate.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

He has learned not to take this seriously, so I doubt he will flounce.
Shame really, I like it when people get ANGRY ON THE INTERNET.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I'm in a right mood
I'll flounce if you want.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Do you need extra winding up, or are you ready to go?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Well I don't hate any of you guys yet
my anger is directed towards Acuvue, so it would need some serious winding.

However, I might just cry instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

The contact lens people?
No wonder you feel like crying.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

yes
I think they're causing my headaches and were the reason behind the 3 day migraine last month. One of my eyes is compulsively crying randomly, it has a sad.

If I'm right though it means I don't have to give up caffeine which is full of maximum win.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Did you change your prescription?
I find this leads to headaches when I change specs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

No, it's the lenses themselves.
About a year ago my eyes suddenly started stinging so much I could barely open them so I spoke to the optician and they said if I kept the lenses in longer than the 2 weeks then they start to deteriorate and that was the problem. It happened a couple of times again after that so I just thought it was my fault for keeping them in too long, but then last month I had only been wearing a new pair for a few days when it happened again and it was so bad that it caused a 3 day migraine. I've only opened this pair on Friday and one of my eyes is stinging like mad and I've had a cracking headache all weekend. Not a happy Kitty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Wear your glasses then spasmo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm wearing them douchebag

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

this is why i had laser eye surgery in the end
just got fed up with the pain of contact lenses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm too scared to get laser eye surgery
I'm worried I'll be the 0.0001% or whatever whose eyes melt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

it is frightening
but 10 years later mine are fine, and although they have slipped a bit, i am now minus one instead of minus five, which was practically blind!

the consultation is free, maybe try that??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

There's an ultralase office two doors down from me
I should consider it. Wiggy offered to pay for it as well because I said I didn't want to go somewhere that someone like me could afford (if that makes sense). I think it might be because he doesn't like me in glasses though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I suggest you sack your friends and get BGB as bridesmaid.
Best friends do not give ultimatums.
Stop being a doormat and tell her SHE ruined YOUR night and if anyone should be getting the ultimatum it should be her.
She's damned lucky you aren't a real B3tan (you are far too nice) as she would have been cunted in the fuck by now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I am a bridesmaid : )
I couldn't make it to the hen do though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I'm so tempted to do that
Our conversation yesterday went like this:

She says sorry for not having prepared anything but it was because: 1. She's like that and nobody told her she had to do it (then I remind her that I know her and I did tell her, and other friends did too), but still, not her fault, she's like that.
2. She wouldn't want to prepare anything for me because I'm bossy and get upset when people don't do exactly as I want, and she didn't want to argue with me.

So she said, "I'm sorry about that, now you can choose to forget everything or we're done"

I'm going to the meeting. I need an evening of kick boxing or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

That is not a nice way for a friend to behave.
I would seriously think about your friendship with her but wait till after the wedding.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

How about 'I will forgive you, I'm just not ready to yet.
If that's not good enough, fuck right off.'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

How about:
I would beg for forgivness, but you are just not worth it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

How about you punch her in the tits and when she says 'What was that for?'
say 'I can't help it, I'm like that.'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Haha!
Winner!
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

this
this to the max.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

that's not a valid excuse or reason
I hate people who think they can get away with being shitty friends by just saying "Oh you know what I'm like"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I bet she's blonde, or the spanish equivalent.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Yeah I'm picturing a blonde as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Nah! she's brunette.
Seems ok really but probably just makes a crap friend.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I have a crappy friend like that
she's just moved to a different city and has told about 3 people.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

"I'm lazy and don't care about other people"
is not a defence against a charge of being lazy and not caring about other people.

Or so I'm often told.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I'm totally on her side.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Because you're like that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Yep, I'm just like that; agree or it's over.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Worst
Bridesmaid
Ever
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

but he looks so pretty in the dress

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Only one way to go forwards as far as I can see it.
You have a post-wedding hen do, with coke and hookers and blackjack. If you fancy, I can set this up, but I can't promise you I won't double-dip by being the organizer _and_ the hooker _and_ the dealer (both blackjack and coke).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

That is fucking dreadful
I guess the answer is 'we're done', then. Friends just don't behave like that. Promote BGB and tell your rubbish friend to fuck off and you don't want her at your wedding.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Spot on right here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)