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Woo!
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:49, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha you crank!
How goes, lass?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:51, Reply)

A bit hungover but doing ok : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:56, Reply)

hungover on a school night
Shocking behaviour
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:07, Reply)

*shames*

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Get some tea and biscuits down you woman.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:51, Reply)

I haz no milk :(
Fruit fucking tea.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:56, Reply)

I have coffee and a cheese sammich : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:56, Reply)

yay for sammiches!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I think I may be addicted to home-made honey and lemon tea.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:57, Reply)

Quick ....... ring FRANK before it's too late.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:57, Reply)

Frank told me to mtfu and drink neat whisky instead.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:09, Reply)

I can't help feeling he's stopped trying

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:14, Reply)

yay for you.
last day tomorrow. *squee*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:07, Reply)

Jammy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:09, Reply)

exquisitely so.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:11, Reply)

I love your new name!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

HOVA came up on shuffle this morning.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Hahaha
How's the day going today?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Well I'm still alive so that's a good sign.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Alive and hungover
That's too good things, kind of anyway. Too much wine yesterday?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Yes.
I wasn't going to drink this week till Friday but Noel made me do it : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Yeah, yeah
A big boy did it and ran away. We've heard them all before, blousie! :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Noel? Really?
I thought he had a no-alcohol policy. Pff, one rule for him, one rule for everybody else.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:21, Reply)

He's a bad man.
Don't be fooled by his cheeky grin and health propaganda.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Pffft, what did I do?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:23, Reply)

You said something somewhere to someone about whining and that was it.
Bottle opened.

You know how susceptible I am to key words.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Poor BGB
We'll tell him off next time we see him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Awesome!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:28, Reply)

And you'll enjoy it too
I know your kind.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)

I'll bring the paddle.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Are you going kayaking then?
That's fun!

*applies for cloud-cuckoo land citizenship*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Congratulating fives

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:22, Reply)

fanku!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Slow today, eh?
I'm on a meeting in 5min, to decide how bad we want to be with the environment. I feel like crap and my "best friend" gave me an ultimatum yesterday to forgive her about the crap hen do. Nice.

I hope that when I come back there are tons of nice, funny, happy conversations going on.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

...but you'll get fights, flounces and dead baby jokes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

We haven't had a good flounce in a while
Who can we insult to flouncing point?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I think bobbyspires is the only candidate.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

He has learned not to take this seriously, so I doubt he will flounce.
Shame really, I like it when people get ANGRY ON THE INTERNET.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I'm in a right mood
I'll flounce if you want.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Do you need extra winding up, or are you ready to go?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Well I don't hate any of you guys yet
my anger is directed towards Acuvue, so it would need some serious winding.

However, I might just cry instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

The contact lens people?
No wonder you feel like crying.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

yes
I think they're causing my headaches and were the reason behind the 3 day migraine last month. One of my eyes is compulsively crying randomly, it has a sad.

If I'm right though it means I don't have to give up caffeine which is full of maximum win.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Did you change your prescription?
I find this leads to headaches when I change specs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

No, it's the lenses themselves.
About a year ago my eyes suddenly started stinging so much I could barely open them so I spoke to the optician and they said if I kept the lenses in longer than the 2 weeks then they start to deteriorate and that was the problem. It happened a couple of times again after that so I just thought it was my fault for keeping them in too long, but then last month I had only been wearing a new pair for a few days when it happened again and it was so bad that it caused a 3 day migraine. I've only opened this pair on Friday and one of my eyes is stinging like mad and I've had a cracking headache all weekend. Not a happy Kitty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Wear your glasses then spasmo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm wearing them douchebag

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

this is why i had laser eye surgery in the end
just got fed up with the pain of contact lenses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm too scared to get laser eye surgery
I'm worried I'll be the 0.0001% or whatever whose eyes melt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

it is frightening
but 10 years later mine are fine, and although they have slipped a bit, i am now minus one instead of minus five, which was practically blind!

the consultation is free, maybe try that??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

There's an ultralase office two doors down from me
I should consider it. Wiggy offered to pay for it as well because I said I didn't want to go somewhere that someone like me could afford (if that makes sense). I think it might be because he doesn't like me in glasses though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I suggest you sack your friends and get BGB as bridesmaid.
Best friends do not give ultimatums.
Stop being a doormat and tell her SHE ruined YOUR night and if anyone should be getting the ultimatum it should be her.
She's damned lucky you aren't a real B3tan (you are far too nice) as she would have been cunted in the fuck by now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I am a bridesmaid : )
I couldn't make it to the hen do though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I'm so tempted to do that
Our conversation yesterday went like this:

She says sorry for not having prepared anything but it was because: 1. She's like that and nobody told her she had to do it (then I remind her that I know her and I did tell her, and other friends did too), but still, not her fault, she's like that.
2. She wouldn't want to prepare anything for me because I'm bossy and get upset when people don't do exactly as I want, and she didn't want to argue with me.

So she said, "I'm sorry about that, now you can choose to forget everything or we're done"

I'm going to the meeting. I need an evening of kick boxing or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

That is not a nice way for a friend to behave.
I would seriously think about your friendship with her but wait till after the wedding.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

How about 'I will forgive you, I'm just not ready to yet.
If that's not good enough, fuck right off.'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

How about:
I would beg for forgivness, but you are just not worth it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

How about you punch her in the tits and when she says 'What was that for?'
say 'I can't help it, I'm like that.'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Haha!
Winner!
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

this
this to the max.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

that's not a valid excuse or reason
I hate people who think they can get away with being shitty friends by just saying "Oh you know what I'm like"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I bet she's blonde, or the spanish equivalent.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Yeah I'm picturing a blonde as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Nah! she's brunette.
Seems ok really but probably just makes a crap friend.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I have a crappy friend like that
she's just moved to a different city and has told about 3 people.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

"I'm lazy and don't care about other people"
is not a defence against a charge of being lazy and not caring about other people.

Or so I'm often told.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I'm totally on her side.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Because you're like that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Yep, I'm just like that; agree or it's over.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Worst
Bridesmaid
Ever
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

but he looks so pretty in the dress

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Only one way to go forwards as far as I can see it.
You have a post-wedding hen do, with coke and hookers and blackjack. If you fancy, I can set this up, but I can't promise you I won't double-dip by being the organizer _and_ the hooker _and_ the dealer (both blackjack and coke).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

That is fucking dreadful
I guess the answer is 'we're done', then. Friends just don't behave like that. Promote BGB and tell your rubbish friend to fuck off and you don't want her at your wedding.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Spot on right here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

hello everyone
happy tuesday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Reasonably so.
I've decided that I quite like having bouncy curls.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Hello miss Swipe,
I'm happy, as my new car arrives on Friday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

oh that sounds exciting
what breed of car??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Skoda Octavia,
59 plate, estate. Only minus point is, I have to keep it immaculate.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

colour???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Ice green, which is like greeny silver metallic.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Apart from a lynchmob forming for Aberracion's "best" "friend", you mean?
Just peachy!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

No.
Bog off.

everyone is going to be told to bog off today

.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Bog off yourself.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You can bog off an' all.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Buy One Get One Fucking Free?
Sounds like a good deal to me, I'll take 5.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I like songs with 'woo-ohhh' bits, such as "The kids are alright" by The Offpsring and "Feeling the moment" by Feeder.
Today I'm going to spend most of the day listening to songs with 'Wooh ohhh' bits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan Gonz.
I wish I had a plan for today.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

you could listen to songs with mmm bop bits
although it narrows your choice a little
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Plan to get prepaired for friday =DDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Already have my clothes packed : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

When that was your name it made me think of the woo ohh bit in Livin on a Prayer

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Another fine example of a song with a "Wooh Ohhh" bit !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

What about that song by the Offspring that goes "FEELINGS, WOAAAAH FEELINGS"
that one is dreadful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

You need a bright perky song with with PMA like this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxDS10VAbg
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I think the Wiggles owe Freddie some royalties.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

1st?
I said that to my girlfriend the other night when we were having sex. Apparently there are no prizes for coming first in the bedroom.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

There are if you are female
But I'd be disappointed if they only came the once ;)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

kip
has just pointed out that my bedshitter story has made it to FHM, allegedly kindly emailed to them by "claire by email".

FFS, where are my royalties, FHM?!!??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You're the solicitor around here - sort it out yourself.
and bog off at the same time.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

as if!
How fucking dare they. I'd be well pissed off. I was surprised when Zoo and Nuts just used to steal images off b3ta, but now the stories as well? FFS.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

it's literally word for word
they haven't bothered to change a single thing apart from the first sentence, 0/10 for effort!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Use your lawyer skills on them!

(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Go sick at them.
They are such thieving cunts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

i might have to email them
and suggest if they want to publish my vile filth that they should give me a job!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)