That's precisely why I'm on here, whinging like a fucking girl.
I think if all the women here gaz me pics of their breasts I'd feel a great deal better. It's a little-known but intrinsically sound remedy.

EDIT I think there must be something wrong with my gaz inbox. Fuck all, so far :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:42, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You want a cockgaz too?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Yeah fuck it, go on. Can't hurt, can it?
'Come one, come all' and all that, what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Gazzed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

My 'zoom' function's not good enough for me to see that, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Ah.
What if I zoomed in and then redid the cockgaz?

Would that be okay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Tell your mum to hold down the zoom button BEFORE clicking, this time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

My dad actually.
My mum's out with Bert tonight.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

i don't want to finish you off altogether!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Perhaps you should just send me a pic of one of them, to start with.
Just until we're sure it's safe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

might stop the speaker in his unspeakably dull tracks
If I hoick my top up to take a pic I guess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Like you don't have one saved in your phone
For just such occasions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

what are you implying
That I am some sort of filthkitten?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I think that pretty much covers it, yes
Bare in mind we have seen the picture in your profile.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

huh?
It's just my face! You are attributing your base motives to me.

And you admitted to checking out my profile.

/smug
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I don't think it's your profile he's been 'checking out'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

haha poor penguin
He's been choked into horrified silence!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Turned into stone.
You are, of course, widely regarded as B3ta's very own gorgon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

I wandered off to read about cameras
I noted that once again last night you were talking about revealing yourself to people. So it continues...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Was she?
Not again Swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

it's ok my phone has a camera
You don't need to learn anything new for this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I believe he is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

ban this sick penguin filth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I'm sure you have a few that you, prepared earlier
Cant you see he is in a life or death battle, only boobehs can help him now.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

^ FOR GOD'S SAKE LISTEN TO THE MAN:
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN HOLD ON FOR!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Oh lord, it's in capitals!
It could be terminal!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

"finish him off" may not have been the best choice of phrase
No, actually, it was an awesome choice. Carry on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Your screen won't be big enough to show mine.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Wahey!!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I'll run my laptop through my TV: problem solved.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

You've got an answer for everything haven't you : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Yah maaaan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

gazzed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Are they meant to be that colour?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

never had any complaints
although truly great tits have black bits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

charredcorpselolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Of course you haven't had any complaints
In my experience I'm too busy weeping with gratitude.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Would you like a pic of my two balls?
i39.tinypic.com/347wpi0.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Yes, I did google "World's smallest dog" and then shoehorned that picture into this thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

the one on the left isn't that small

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Hahah what on earth is that from?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

I donno, but it had me crying with laughter.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Same here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Hmmm. It looks french to me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Are you too ill for clunge shots then, foaming or otherwise?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

foaming clunge?
eww
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Well, fizzing at least

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Ach, go on then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Attaboy
The road to recovery is straight ahead, through the pishflaps.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Never a truer word said.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)