I spent about £1.15 on mayo yesterday
I added garlic to it so now my breath smells a bit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A little garlic mayo on a kebab is alreet, I get it because while I like the flavour of the chilli sauce, it takes my bloody head off

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I had it with steak and chips it was good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Have you tried the chimichurri stuff Monty raves about? I made some the other week to have with a steak - very good.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I have had it, but never cooked it.
I like it but I prefer my steak with less seasoning.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I've only ever found one sauce I like with Steak
Brandy and Peppercorn, that was fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Garlic and herb butter?
Mustard?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Mustard I've not tried, it was only recently I tried it again after about 14 years without it
Garlic and herb, wouldn't really be too much of a sauce, would it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Blue cheese on top is a winner too.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I've only ever tried blue stilton, and hated it
I was really disappointed about that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

try something a bit less salty - gorgonzola or dolcelatte

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Shall do
Thank you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

A decent deli will let you taste a bit before you buy some so ask to do so

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

The ex-missus worked at the cheese counter in Sainsburys, not too badly stocked
I got banned after taking the piss after we split up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Was that due to eating their whole hot roasted chickens and not paying for them?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Nope, she's just petty like that
I wandered up, asked for some cheddar. It's right near the front, so she had to lean right in. When I commented I'd not seen her bent over that far in months, she told me to fuck off, and ran off crying. Whoops...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I like blue cheese on a pork steak
Not tried it on a steak steak.

Mind you, the last bit has been sitting in the fridge for about 6 weeks - blue cheese can't go off, can it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Yes it can eventually.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I'll give it a sniff first
although I'm not sure I'll be able to tell anything from that, now that I think about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Or just some butter and let it melt through it
NYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

And now I want steak & chips
at 9.25 in the morning
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Steak o'clock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

steak and eggs for breakfast is a winner - albeit an expensive way to start the day.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Oh chompy
Between the smelly breath and the paperclips, how do you ever expect to make love at a woman?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

He gets them at a bash

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

No I get them made in china.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

So, can you escape this feeling, with your China Girl?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't push too far
Your dreams are china in your hands
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

She locks it all inside and hides it all away
China, China?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Whilst "walking on the Chinese wall"

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

It's the chinese way
(Level 42 were shit)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Well you're talkin' 'bout China Grove
(talkin' 'bout China Grove)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The Chinese envoy was here.

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

at a woman?
To a woman, surely. Unless you are behind a glass screen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That was an added bonus joke

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

<3 you

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Is he really less than 3?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You have to explain a lot to these people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hello, I'm Maximinimus
I used to be a fat mess and scared of people, these days I'm neither.
I'm still quite a quiet person but I am lovey dubby and very friendly if you meet me.
I like the hugs and cuddles and get quite huggy when I'm drunk, not inappropriately huggy mind you, I am VERY polite and ask for hugs.

Any questions?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yes
Are you on the sex offender register too?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Just below you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I would expect that from /talk
Not from here though :'(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Then have a manhug as way of an apology

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

he's spent too much time with Badger, ignore him

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I'm looking forward to stamping your cupcakes into the floor
And that's not a euphemism.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Ha ha
*is tempted*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I was going to ice yours with a mohawk and everything
you big bully.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I will actually love you forever if you do that
Maybe even '4eva', which is clearly better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

You should bake a rusty nail into it
then when he stamps on it, hilarity.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

The best questions around at the moment appear to be about mayo and marmite.
I despair for this place sometimes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

But do you like Marmite?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

FUCK OFF

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Ugh!
You just reminded me of that bit in Midnight Express.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)