FIRST HOT CHOCOLATE OF THE YEAR ! YAY !
Oh man, what a lovely day it is today, maybe even a lovely week; it has been so far.

I went to Pret for lunch today and got a 'Swedish Meatball Ragu' 'hot wrap', bloomin' 'eck that is one over priced sandwich, not even that nice, deffo not value for money.

What's new in the world of You today? Tonight I'm gonna make a start on watching Fringe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:32, 106 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Our wedding list is almost ready
We've been just trying it out, and it's brilliant! Made by a friend, so it's exactly as we want it.

I finally gave up and made my shopping online. I rather pay the £3.50 than having to survive another month on the crappy food from Sainsbury's at the train station. That is really over priced food.

I'll be getting my shopping between 7 and 9. I'm very excited.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Wow, I've never done this delivery shopping. There isn't much point for me as I live near so many supermarkets in walking distance.
*wedding excites* What do you mean by list? The guest list? am I on it? I should be on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I was the same
But now I have 1h time at home before having to go to bed, so I'm not walking anywhere that is not half a minute from the station. Therefore, I decided to shop online.

The fact that I can't see the reduced to clear and the biscuits section made my shopping extra cheap, so I don't mind paying the delivery. And I don't need to carry the bags home.

The list is the wedding list (for the presents). Are you sure you want an invite?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Coolio =)
Deffo, can't gaurntee I'll come, but I love invitations !

What presents you going for? Do you have a rice cooker SLASH steamer? They're great.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Both Mark and I have houses full of stuff
and are going to move out and rent them, without having another place to put them, so we are going for "inmaterial" things; which means, we're asking people to give us pieces of the honeymoon as a present. You want me to see the Nazca lines? That's $100; Yo want me to do a 4day tour in the Salar in Bolivia? That's $80 and so on.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

How much gets me a video of the day of the...... No gonz, bad gonz.
That sounds cool, but won't there be more people than 'things to do' ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

We're going to split the very expensive bits
so they can be bought by several people. Then, at the end there'll be a "spending money" box, where people can put what they want.

We'll put hotels, buses and all that stuff on the list too, so I think we should be fine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

And
If you want the video, you'll have to film it yourself. Our cameraman is leaving after the dancing, not staying overnight.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Hot drinks are for suckers, but yay for you anyway.
My latest addition to the puppet family arrived today. Check him out.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Ace, what are the puppets for? You just a collector?
Are they like proper Muppets style of animation or are they just teddies?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

For university
They encourage use of props when teaching Welsh as a second language. He is just a glove puppet of which I have two quite similar. I have another on order that has more points of articulation as you can move his arms and legs. I think I only need one but very quickly found loads of cool ones.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

MISTER HAT IS A GOD DAMN DIRTY WHORE

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I am mr garrison
ai spent my fiver on lube.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

University?
I had the idea that you needed them to go to a school to tell kids about your degree or something, but it's used as a teaching method for adults? That's wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

No we use them to teach the kids, but I'm learning how to teach them Welsh now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Ah, I see
Not so stupid, then. I thought the teacher was using it with you at Uni to teach you Welsh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I'm not that lucky.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You're lucky
It'd be calling you silly
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I don't like hot chocolate.
Not much, busy busy busy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

CHOP CHOP ! get on with it then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Pret is shit.
Over priced and not that nice.

I'm feeling a little better. Need to get cracking on tidying up around the house though!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Are you cleaning up before LAAK come round?
I wouldn't bother.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I can't see the floor in my room and that's where one of them will have to sleep.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You'd better clean that up,
you don't want all your clothes covered in sick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Applebite is allowed to vomit into something belonging to me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Your bucket ass?
too much?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Never too much from you, Teeg.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'll try my best not to
become a drunken wreck
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I am not responsible if you end up on a train to Milton Keynes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Luckily I've never been drunk enough
to lose all sense
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I have.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Been drunk enough
to go to Milton Keynes?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

In a manner of speaking, yes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Hahahahahaa
I've either just totally made up what this means, or you meant it this way. Either way I'm laughing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It's the more rapey version of "going to Dunstable"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'm not sure we're on the same page here, but I'm happy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

if i were going
any out-of-towners could have crashed at mine - oh well, next time. but no sicky ones, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Or carpet-crappers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

argh
every morning! every morning you remind me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Because it's funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

no
it really isn't. it's beyond vile!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Yeh', I'm not thrilled with this pret, if it was half the price it would be worth it.
The hot choc is a 'signature' one from Starbucks, it's alright really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I recommend getting a shot of peppermint syrup in hot chocolate
It's well nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I was looking at my hot chocolate yesterday
and I was thinking it seems like only yesterday I bought it.
It was January and we'd all been sent home because of the snow, so I got it on the way home from work, along with thick bread and butter. I'm all nostalgic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I just remembered, I've got some really poncy white-chocolate and chili hot chocolate at home... that I got from the chocolate fair with R.
I'm totally getting some milk on the way home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

It's that time of year.
Any day now the air will start to smell differently and woohoo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it did last night!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Not happened here yet, hopefully we're not far behind you.
I love the Autumn and Winter.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Me too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Sorry about that.
I had eggs for lunch yesterday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Pack it in, Lavender Arse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

lavendar arse! are you mad woman!!
his arse smells like gomorah the day after shit went down.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

How do you know this?
You scare me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I watch you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

No hint of lavender about me.
I was never confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

And the leaves will fall in a golden bundle.
I love auterm, fave time of the year, bitter sweet, the christmas lights go up as the nights grow darker earlier and everyone gets to wear really warm clothing that suites me and nice scaffs and for some reason there are more dogs about in the auterm.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I hate hot chocolate.
I like my chocolate cold and hard like me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

But you're warm and furry
And have awesome boobs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Shhhhh! Don't let them know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Everyone knows.
I expect to be face-first next time I encounter your boobs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Bollocks, warm and melty, so it coats your entire mouth and asophagus in chocolaty goodness.
That's the way forward with chocolate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I think you mean "food pipe"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

God bless the BBC's dumbing down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

If your bollocks are warm and melty
consult a physician immediately.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You have to try the chocolate Spanish style
Cold or hot, as you prefer, you're going to be amazed!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

chillax gonz or you're going to rupture something

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'm chilled and content =)
and on a lovely morphine high ^^
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

fair enough
hey gonz you'll get to see me all the time soon. How excited are you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Well excited, I need you to shake up my social life, Minster'ess of Social Enterprices in Gonztek.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah TGB is really the best person to help with winning friends and influencing people

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

We should give him a hand, Kitty

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Nonononono, it's not making friends that I struggle with.
It's make the effort and leave the house for the friends I do have !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Use a spreadsheet and allocate time to each friend depending on how much you like them
or can tolerate them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I liked that
I laughed very much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I have one friend I only see on Christmas eve.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Santa doesn't exist you fool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

hahahaha this guy is far too much of an oik to be santa.
I meet him and his lot for one drink before fucking off to see real friends. Our parents are friends so feel obliged.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

We can force you to do that too!
Once I live in the South you'll have to deal with me, young man! Beware!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

we are excellent socialisers
the trick is being pleasant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Yep, completely true
And not spending hours telling bad jokes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I like the way you knew
who I meant
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

C'mon now, TGB is ace, let's not be bitchy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Aww fanks gonz :)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

hahahahaha
best gonzism ever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I phoned Vodafone, called them all arseholes and threw in a bit of self loathing saying I have far too many minutes for the amount of friends I have
And they reduced my monthly bill from £45 to £20. I've finally had a victory over them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

"But if you can do this now, why wasn't this done before? Surely if you could have done it now, it should have been done months ago, I want compensation".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Well they failed to take money out my account last month through the direct debit that was set up.
So I got a bill through for £110 yesterday. Told them there's no way I was paying it and they were breaching our DD agreement. They shit themselves and now I'm paying pennies for an ace phone with unlimited calls/texts/internet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

yeah well that's how they did me, same scenario. Just make sure your new 20 quid plan
isn't a seperate NEW contract, running alongside your existing one.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Nothing is new here
but I'd love some hot chocolate. The Club sandwich at Pret is quite nice.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

marks and sparks
do nice hot chocolate.

the bastards have also brought out some unbelievable new chocolate biscuits with a bit on top underneath the chocolate - lemon/white choc, caramel and milk choc, and something else. but... each biscuit is 200 cals which is a LOT of time on the treadmill, proportionately for the 5 seconds it takes to snaffle and hoon one off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Oh man oh man, are they doing those cookies that you microwave/put on the BBQ, which is basicly a honeycomb hobnob sandwich with a filling of chocolate and marshmillow.... this year?
They're so awesome, even if I do struggle to spend £5 on 4 buiscets... no matter how amazing they are when they're all melted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

i know what you mean
but it's not those, so hold back on the cookie-jizz.

these are much smaller and dangerous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Are they the ones where you get 4 in a packet though, but not microwave'y ?
I think I've seen them if they are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

yes!
that's it. they should be illegal.

i looked at them. thought about them. then i went to the gym instead. how depressing is that?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Part of me loves the packaging, how they managed to get so much for just 4 buscits.
How's their cookies though? They look quite noshable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Don't tell me this
I don't need more reasons to become a hideously obese heifer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

you are nothing of the sort!!!
but. lemon and white chocolate cookies?

jesus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I am so lucky to not have a sweet tooth.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Lemon and white chocolate
hits me right in my weak spot :( Might be just the thing to rescue a shitty week
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

An egg mayo in Pret A Manger was £4.20 or thereabouts
I nearly dropped my monocle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

i hardly ever go to pret
even though there is one opposite, i forget about it.

but i love their mushroom risotto soup. tasty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

You're such a Londonite.
My lunch is from Tesco and it costs £2.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

what choo get?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'll be honest, the thought of egg mayo makes me want to wretch.
Even worst are when you get them in obscure corner shops or petrol stations....with no noticable branding in a latin font.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)