I am just looking through my wardrobe
and deciding what to wear tonight.

And I'm staying in London for the night.

*keeps calm*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I took a longer-than-average time to pick out what to wear
By that I mean I spent about 5 minutes deciding which tshirt looked best. I reckon I've got it wrong though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

This evening I will closely scrutinize your t-shirt

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

t-shirt six pack
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*

You know it!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I fucking wish
It's currently hibernating under a protective layer of take-out pizza, laziness and MISERY.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

What is it with the men in this place thinking they're fat?

(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

maybe they are?
i used to have a sixpack when i was too poor to afford booze, now i am fat and weak

damn you beer
( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

But I've met Lab and seen photos of Maxi
and it's all nonsense, I tell you!
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

How do you know it's me
It could be a handsome stunt double
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

handsome stunt double
Maximinimus +n
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

That angry monkey
*seethes*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Well, time will tell, won't it?

(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

How dare he!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Plus it's kind of a running joke now with me

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Most of us actually are!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

26 years of being fat kind of makes me think it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I used to be dead skinny
Now I am decidedly not.
Plus, it's the media I tell you, making us out to believe that women only go for guys with washboard abs and perfect pecs. Just like women can feel pressured into mutilating their bodies to fit the catwalk model waif look.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Ahem

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Sorry,
"women only go for guys with washboard abs and perfect pecs" + and a massive cock
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm fucked on the first two then :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

But the third...?

(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

has caused relationship problems in the past

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Same here!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

That, my dear, is balls
Most women I know might enjoy looking at that sort of thing, but would be decidedly intimidated by it in a bedroom-type scenario.
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Doesn't stop men having body issues
Like I do, just I'm far too lazy to do anything about it. I guess that means I'm not allowed to piss and moan about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Now I feel nervous
Be gentle with your criticism, please?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'm always gentle
It's my nature - too gentle.
Unless I'm at work and then I aim at being scary.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

at work drunk
scary horny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Possibly a wing collar/waistcoat combo
or Scottish Highlander shirt for me.

And jeans obviously. And boots.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I was in a suity mood this morning
but now I'm worried I'll be overdressed.


But not worried enough to go home to change. So, suit it is.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I like men in suit
You've done it for me, haven't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Errrrrr...





Yes.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Ta-ra

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm not quite sure what I'm wearing is Lampito enough.
Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Get yourself up the joke shop then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

:( :( :(
It's quite demure.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That's your new style,
I thoroughly approve of it. Hence my lampooning of your 'mental clown' past.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Hey, you met me for the first time when I had black hair!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Really?
The 'clown-fro' has traumatised me so much I can only think of that, when I cast my mind back. I haven't been able to go near a circus since.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah, my hair was black but I had about an inch of light brown comign through and I looked like shit.
About a week later I dyed it purple, the roots took very well and the rest stayed black. So BLEACH IT WAS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Can you be demure
whilst wearing a cape?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Ooh, I forgot about wearing a cape.
We'll have to see what the temperature is for which one to wear. AND SHOULD I WEAR A HAT?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Depends what colour your hair is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

This colour. Faded a bit from a month ago, still fairly dark. And normal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

What have you got in the way of hats?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Purple felt trilbyish creature with black flowers, black toppish hat with veil, red cloche
and several large bows.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

If you're going with the cape I'd say top hat.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Then I WILL end up circus, and Monty will cry.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

But later you can call a hansom carriage
and cleanse the streets of Whitechapel.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ha!
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Olde London Town.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Lampitooooo

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)