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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Previous thread is a) too gay and b) even more gay than that
Attendees and non-attendees, this open to all. Who do we think will disgrace themselves most this evening at the lolbash?

Answers saying 'Lampers' will be met with derision. Too easy, and it won't be. I have faith in the girl and she's been most amusing today. So don't say 'Lampers' - alright?

EDIT I'd also like to thank all you boppers out there for putting me in the TOP THREE popular slots. I feel like The Beatles, only not FUCKING SHIT. you're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:15, 237 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You're not in the top 3 on my page
Try refreshing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
It was true at one point. Honest guv'nor!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I believe you
You have 3 in a row not far from top, so I'll let you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Oh yeah, and I reckon Boss Keloid will be joyously wrecked by the end of the evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Let's hope he finds the 'Becks Blue' in time, then, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Sadly you've been knocked off the top spot by the Monkees.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I much prefer The Monkees to the Be-dulls.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Me too.
I just thought I'd attempt a subtle character slur against Lab. Hopefully he won't actually fling faeces at me from across the pub whilst openly masturbating.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I make no promises

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
i want to see that
And I'm bringing the camera
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
i want to see that
And I'm bringing the camera
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
lampers!
although i assume it will be whoever starts drinking first
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
My 'date' had a bloody mary at 9am today
and I have received worrying texts relating to champagne at about 1pm.

Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Bet she's already groped TGB too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
She's still at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Nadgers.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
That is where she works, yes.
Nadgers, on The Strand.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
i can almost see the strand from my office
and i see no nadgers.

none at all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I've changed my hairstyle at the last minute
from 'Samurai' to 'Viking'.

Was this wise?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
VERY. Though I love both, I like your mane flowing around you.
What should I do with mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Corn rows?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Clearly Not

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I rather fear you're right, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
i am picturing eric the viking
in the sookie stackhouse novels.

this is a good picture.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)
*winks, ruggedly*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post921621
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)
hahahah
I'm going for BGB here. [not acutally sure who is actually going]
If Rosalala is there someone must give her a massive kiss from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Rosalicious don't bash
'specially not with us, she doesn't like us enough.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
it says she's attending!
I'll get that bitch to bash with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
She signs up to everything
but she never comes.

I even invited her to my birthday
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
you think that's bad, I heard gonz didn't even show up to his own birthday party

MARK MY WORDS
Rosalala shall bash with me. ONE FINE DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Gonz is the second most unreliable b3tan
but as I've actually met him on more than one occasion he ranks below rosie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
haha that's probably me actually, I've been talking about coming there for two years now

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
at least i tell you from the outset that you always put things
on days when i am busy......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
It's not our fault you actually have a real life, my dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
it has been dreadful timing
but i do tend to live my life at 137 mph rushing all over london doing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Me too
(if you swap 'London' for 'the East End' and 'stuff' for 'MASSIVE DRUGS')
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)
i think you're right
BGB was saying she wasn't going to drink much. That is a sure sign that she will and it will be carnage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Is this the football thread?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Yes
Please, come on in, start discussing your shit sport as much as you like.
I'm off in 5 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
"your shit sport"
I'm not Rupert Murdoch.
(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Can someone give me DRUGS please.
There are none in the house and my back is killing me.

I reckon it might just be...erm. Not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Lupus?
I've (shockingly) got no drugs, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
There's codrydamol somewhere in the house.
This is the worst thing. Instant relief is so close I can almost smell it, but it's NOT HERE GOD DAMN IT
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I can give you a massage
last night mrs al trod on my spine, it was amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
That would be nice.
I might cave and just go out and get some painkillers. I hate taking them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Why?
I find people that don't want painkillers very odd
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Ingrained habit from when I was around 14
from assorted nastiness. I know better now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Co-codamol is delightful with a brisk Rioja.
And an ideal combo for any party.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I find that a bottle of champers
and a case load of barbituates is plenty to relieve the most intense aches and pains.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Now that is a classic choice, Sir.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Codeine gives me PTSD-type flashbacks.
Totally worth it though.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
So you got your 'mothers-little-helper' did you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Can't take a goddamn thing til I stop breastfeeding
but then it's a Tramadol-clonazepam-champagne cocktail fest with a zopiclone chaser.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Why wait?
You might has well get the nipper used to it now - you don't want to raise a nancy now do you?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Down to number five you vain gaybo.
I just clicked 'I like this' to all the posts except yours.
Hahahahaha! Feel my petty wrath, you drug free hippy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I'm so 'high on life' right now, I couldn't even care.
*throws flower*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You're in the wrong place - the mincing was in the last thread.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
WARNING!
THIS IS NOT MONTY. ALL BASH GOERS PLEASE BE ON A CODE RED BERT ALERT.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I reckon no one will make a tit of themselves
As Internet geeks will probably have half a pint of mild between them and they'll all rush off home at 8pm to watch Deep Trek 9 or whatever the fuck it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Haha
Someone will make a headband out of their Simpsons tie and then slurringly recite all the dialogue from the first three 'Rambo' films before vomiting all over themselves and having to have the lavatory cubicle door (behind which they are comatose, pants round ankles) kicked in to rescue them.

All by 7:15.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I want pictures of that!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
THE VOICE OF EXPERIRENCE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Have you turned into Kim-Jong Il?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
That's not rery funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
It's Rory

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)
...bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Bored Friday pedantry

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Not bashing, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Like yeah, but it's the 'secret' one
Piston is doing the stand up and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Watch out, make sure your sides don't split

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I'm looking forward to it
you get to bottle him irl
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Psychochomp
but through no fault of his own.

Edit: and berk.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Blah blah Rooney
blah blah Chelsea blah blah mincing fairies blah blah hair.

This thread isn't footbally enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think you may find this more to your liking: www.football365.com/
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
That Torres looks like a ladyboy, doesn't he?
And Carlos Tevez looks like a troll.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Neither know, nor care
but in the interests of keeping up diplomatic relations, I'm going to say "yes".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I was just 'butching up'.
So - what was for lunch?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Right.
I'm out of here.

I need to go and get ready.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
i always discover what i forgot
Five minutes after getting on the oxford tube :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Did you forget your knickers?
Are you currently flashing your vagina at the driver in his rear view mirror?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
nah
Knickers are intact. Forgot my painkillers though which is utterly moronic. Not looking forward to the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
also forgot my mascara but thats not as important

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I am on teh muthafuckin M25
with a coolbag full of frozen breastmilk.
ETA bash arrival 19:30 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Please lick your finger and stick it in Catfaces ear.
But not while he's overtaking anything scary.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)
ORGANIC WHITE RUSSIANS!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)
euch
She's not organic!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)
god
did you see that woman in new york who makes cheese from her motherfucking breastmilk and serves it to people?

i was nearly sick.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)
that is absolutely vile
And makes me feel a little sick
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Yes, because milk from another species of animal is infinitely better than from our own.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Haha, this!
If I get enough expressed I'm making ice-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
It's quite sweet, is it not?
My pal tried his wife's. I didn't get to try my daughter's mother's, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Yes, it is.
Not at all vile, an acquired test perhaps.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Just to add another opinion...
...I thought it was absolutely vile.
Then again I am not a big milk lover in the first place.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
ohhh
that is just cold and grim!

am i freakishly squeamish or something?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Yes you are
you're happy to guzzle down the secretions from a cows nipples, but milk created purely for the purpose of feeding baby humans and you suddenly think this is a bad thing?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
yes
why else don't women breastfeed for life instead of a certain number of months? because it would be Wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Quite
There is absolutely nothing wrong about doing this when you think about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)
what and serving it to your friends?
would you eat your friends' titcheese?

good for you, eat what you want, but it makes me feel physically ill!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)
'would you eat your friends' titcheese?'
is one of the funniest questions I have ever heard.

You should start a thread with this next week, you really should.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
how many people on here would understand the word
"friends" or the word "tits" though?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)
So you would rather gobble down a mouthful of spunk, or lick an arsehole,
than eat some cheese made with breastmilk?

Titcheese would win everytime!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)
That said, substitute arsehole with vagina
and I'm face deep in muff every time
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)
in order
yes
if i had to choose at gunpoint and it was freshly showered and shaved then yes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Shaven arsehole rimming FTW
Although, I'm sure there weren't guns involved the last time you partook. A dildo in the shape of a gun, perhaps.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)
yeah, sorry, spunk me all the way

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
What?
That is a bit 'forward' isn't it?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)
1. Never in a million years
2. I have no problem with this whatsoever if I'm honest
3. What crackers have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Choice Grain
and those digestives shaped like small loaves of Hovis
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Those Hovis ones are fucking RANK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Water Biscuits FTW

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I'll have them...you can have these cornish wafers
And the ryvitas
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Done.
Now where's that titcheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Yes, and do I have a treat for ye
I present impossibly rare, 'Jade Goody Extra Immature'. Special Cancer Edition
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Fucking lovely mate
Brilliant grated over a kebab, vertical or otherwise
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)
actually yes
I suppose you'd rather eat human than animal meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Are you saying that breast feeding is bad thing?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)
nope its a great thing
Its also a mother-child bonding thing as well. Its appropriate for a child to drink, but non_related people would be seriously fucking odd. And the meat argument is not specious
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
It is.
Eating your own species leads to unpleasant diseases, such as BSE and whatever the sheep thing is called, drinking the milk of your own species does not cause these problems.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)
then why is it not general practice?
I'm no espouser of following taboo, its a tribal remnant that has no place in society, but the fact remains that it hasn't been part of any culture I can think of to drink anothers breastmilk. I'm not saying its wrong, I'm saying I personally have a problem with the idea_ and its a problem many would have
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
You are saying it's wrong!
You just said, anyone eating breast milk products from someone they aren't related too is really odd. That cannot be interpreted in any way other than you thinking it's wrong.

It may not be your cup of tea, but no-ones forcing it on you, if people want to do it, there is nothing wrong with it at all.

Just because something isn't wrong doesn't mean it ought to be general practice. There is nothing wrong with people getting their kicks from wearing leather, but it doesn't mean everyone has to do it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
some people should never be allowed to wear leather
it just looks wrong, like the queen talking dirty or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
i said it was odd not wrong!
You can actually dislike something and not think it's wrong you know. I dislike mormons but I don't think they're 'wrong'm I'm not saying people can't stuff their face with breastmilk cheese, or that they shouldn't, I was explaining why I think it is odd (not WRONG)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
But cannibalism has been a part of numerous cultures.
I don't quite know where I'm going with this.

Papua New Guinea perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
can i come?
my office is really dull right now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Sure, why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Sure, drop your knickers, right hand on your clit, and think about Monty wearing his Tweedos

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
why did i not think of this?
excellent argument here. or sweets made with gelatine from human bone/nails. eurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)
It's specious Rachel, and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)
it made sense to me though!
i just couldn't, no, no no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Erm, that's called cannibalism
look it up in in a thing called a, dic-tion-ary, and it has precisely 'fuck all' to do with the discussion at hand.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
i disagree
it's a by-product of the human body, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Yes, all mammal babies are cannibals, you are correct
Milk is produced by a lactating mother to provide sustenance for their offspring, a completely natural process. Eating the flesh of your own species is not a natural process.

Drinking milk from cows unnaturally bred to produce far more milk than they ever would 'in the wild' then pumped full of antibiotics, and whatever the fuck else, is brilliant though, and completely natural!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)
MEH
it tastes nice and it makes nice things.

human titcheese is wrong and i reckon if you had a slice of it right now on a ryvita you'd be hurling!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I would rub it on my balls
for an extra salty tang
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
really?
After they're dead it hardly matters does it? Eating breastmilk products when you're not related to the producer is really odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Odd, vile, disgusting, frowned upon by our ridiculous society, all these things
Fuck, even mothers feeding their babies in public get a hard time these days.

So your saying the titcheese would be OK, if it was from one of your relations? Make you mind up.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)
What about eating the placenta?
I'm just chucking this into the pot.
(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is one kerrazy gumbo we're a-cookin' right here!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I reckon it's a bit like liver

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Perhaps.
Not raw though, or from the source. It is a great source of vitamins and minerals, perfect for the new mother who needs to start breastfeeding right away. Probably better for you than most hospital meals I would imagine.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)
The mothers should gobble it down like a dog straight after the birth

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

it down like a dog

couldn't resist
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
yeah
I'm totally saying public breastfeeding is wrong. Nice extrapolation there. Wrong but nice.

I'm allowed to be disgusted if I want. If I told someone they were wrong or tried to force them not to *I* would be in the wrong. But I'm not, I'm holding a valid and perfectly reasonable opinion thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
How on earth is anyone supposed to take you saying "You're seriously fucking odd" and "that is absolutely vile And makes me feel a little sick"
in any way other than that you think what they are doing is wrong.

I don't have a problem with you saying "I wouldn't like to do this" but you're saying the whole concept is wrong, when it's just a case of horses for courses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
because thats how I feel about it
And actually oddly enough I'm allowed to have that opinion. It's not wrong. Yeah there is a difference actually between thinking something is distasteful and thinking it is wrong. Its an issue that obviously you feel strongly on. Well you're going to have to run the risk of someone actually having a different opinion on this one. The difference in feeling between those married and/or with children, and those who aren't is quite striking on this
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
That is a salient observation.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I used the breastfeeding thing simply to illustrate the general revulsion people have with it
We are ALL holding valid opinions, some more reasonable than others though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Isn't this what a wet nurse does?
I think it's still done in many developing countries. Salma Hayek was in the news last year for nursing a baby in Sierra Leone.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)
The lucky little bastard.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
That's exactly
what a wetnurse does. Long history of wetnursing in this country and still happens to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Glad to hear it

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
In the interests of gay rights, I hope the pub is also host to the Brighton Gay Cycling Club.
In London for their "Out a long haired hippy" rally. Also, that the only free seat for Monty is on their table.

To everyone else I wish the best of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)
You could rescue me in your pink Audi.
Although that is somewhat frying pan/fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I could, but do you deserve it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
if all you cunts are leaving what am I supposed to do the rest of the day at work?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)
How long have you got left at work?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)
6 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
that sucks hard
sympathies, as i will be in the pub in 1 hour and 7 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Ah...
you crazy Americans with your crazy time difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
so colonel and kristine
see above - would you eat your friend's titcheese??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Not in a billion years

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)
hoorah thank god
i was beginning to feel really repressed or unnatural or something!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I think certain social conventions are there for a reason

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Boring, some people live by THEIR OWN RULES
like Bert
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)
if he was an 80's rock band
he would be Twisted Sister
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
We shouldn't be drinking human milk
past infancy, and we shouldn't really be drinking cow's milk at any age.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
That's fine, I could give up milk if I had to
I am old enough to remember having to drink little bottles of milk at primary school...YUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
i couldn't
i really like icy cold skimmed milk. esp if i am eating chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I only get UHT for tea/coffee
and UHT isn't proper milk, more like white water.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I love UHT milk
it reminds me of childhood holidays in France.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Ugh so do I.
Stuff that had sat outside, unrefrigerated, until morning break.

I'd rather eat Ann Widdecombe's titcheese than drink that shit ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Yup, freezing in winter, solid in summer
and thanks for that image..."Yarr, it'll replace the whale in moi nightmares!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Imagine her winking salaciously at you
whilst she 'expresses' it.

I've revolted myself, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
fucking hell monty!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I couldn't be a lot more sorry if I tried.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I'm clicking it just to hold up your shame before the rest of the class

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I recall that too
Put me off milk for years it did.

Thank heavens for Thatcher, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Delaying ejaculations across the nation since 1979.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
RIGHT
I shall have to soothe myself by trying out my cucumber margarita jelly shots when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)
That sounds...different
bag one up and send it to me in the post. I'm sure it will get here just fine*


*may break a number of Federal laws, you may be arrested under the PATRIOT Act and imprisoned without charge forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I could totally link you to the recipe, how about that?
here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Interesting, the recipe uses actual gelatin (not the flavoured jelly cubes)
If I were the sort of person who had parties, or got invited to parties, or who had actual PEOPLE friends, I would totally make this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)
it was incredibly easy to make
you could take them to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)
We're not really a party office
or a profession known for partying
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
give some to the postman!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
THAT LAZY FUCKER!
He doesn't deserve jelly shots. I gave him a £10 christmas tip last year as well.

This year the only tip he'll get is "never wipe your arse with a broken bottle"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Mine as well!!! Bitch drives around in her stupid mail delivering box car and won't even get out
to put the mail in the mailbox, if the mailbox is blocked by another car she writes "blocked" on the mail and THEN KEEPS IT
if this happens like 5 times or something then they don't have to deliver our mail!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Wow, that IS lazy
but I like the mental image of a mailbox on each property, very american. Here in Britain we have mail flaps in our doors so kids can push dog poo through.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I used to fill mine up with snow :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
They do look very sophisticated
Can you just make them in a bucket instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
well i reckon
next time I'm making it in the booby mold
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I'm here for 1h 40mins.
You lucky, lucky person.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
in 40mins I'll be gone for an hour

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I repeat, you lucky, lucky person.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TALKING TO ME
probably too busy doing your hair....
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

your hair.... lines of chisel
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Samurai->Viking->Bunches

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
FACK ORF.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Ah go on!
Crow can use them as handles.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
nah
He's gobbling down al's titcheese. I think its why al is so sensitive. He's started lactating, has made some cheese and now feels rejected
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
NOM NOM NOM

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)
haha
Al's got so fat his body has convinced itself it's a pregant woman's.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
precisely
He's got a phantom baby in his stomach. Like a phantom limb but bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
worse thing is when it's phantom born
and it's doing phantom shits
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Much, much bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Although I have form in this area
I reckon I'll be alright. I am leaning towards LAAK though (so I can look down their tops)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
is all of it going?
i hope they match shoes

/jealous that I can't go :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I think so
I could go look at the calendar but I'm not that arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I'm sure a picture of a four person human caterpillar
will soon be up on here if we're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Do have a larger version of your "Violins and Herons in the Cistern" picture?
If you do could you possibly gaz me a link?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
i do not
it was a quick and dirty pun I made a picture for about 6 years ago for /board in the days when I posted crap like that all the time. Never bothered with high quality
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
It was superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
why thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
dammit I'm really up for a night out
why is London so far away?

can we stream the bash or something, I could join you by drinking port and insulting Monty and Darth and LAAK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
You'd never insult me. We're friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
really?
coz I mostly insult friends, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Yeah? Well fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
go fight a brick
you spack handed cockchops
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
I see Darth got a hammering in my abscence. You guys are savage.
Nice touch though. Have a good one tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)
He loves getting a hammering
from a load of men he's never met before.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)
He did get quite upset
so I offered to remove the image.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)
I saw, very gallant of you. It is b3ta though some times (everyday in my case) it's just your turn.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I think you had a lucky escape this afternoon.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Not really my lectures were balls

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I always hope that you students on here
never turn out to be my students

I think you're OK, my lectures are AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)
I had an hour of half of IT, then an hour and a half of Maths.
Bleurgh. I love the other ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I had a few students this week saying that my subject is their favourite
and how they don't want the proper teacher to come back (I am still a supply, despite being here a while, now)

LEVEL UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I can't wait to teach for the first time.
I wan't to be the cool teacher like you.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)
haha!
I am so not the cool teacher. Although I did tell an wicked graphics joke today

"Garamond and times new roman walk into a bar. The barman sneers at them 'I don't serve your type!'"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

remove the image cup his balls.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)
*is sick in mouth*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
YES! I totally got 176 in that addictive game
up2.it/ali/game176.jpg

proof
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:26, Reply)
I got up to 105 this morning
but tore myself away so I could go to work. Shall try it again tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)
almost at my stp!
Cunt students sitting in front of me. However am aware they're probably not as bad as I think, just irritable from a pain twinge
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

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