An oyster.
My grandad bet me a pound I wouldn't eat it. Also, a full glass of freshly squeezed lemon juice, only replace "grandad" with "mother"

Worst non-food item - my ex's cock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fucking love oysters.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I hate them
But I'll do anything for money so...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

christ
that's brave, saying that on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ah well
Everyone probably knows this already.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

they've all rushed off to count their coppers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

They'll need more than coppers

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

no 5p's either

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Notes only please.
Purple or orange
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

It's good to know you accept monopoly money

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

red surely??
i love having a red note in my wallet, makes me feel rich. but then noone ever wants to take it off me.

well, except the taxi driver that i gave one to in totally twatted state for an £18 fare and said "keep the change".

and he did :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

flash dick x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Are fifties not orange?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

no, tens are orange/brown
and fifties are red
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Shows how often I get my grubby mitts on a fifty.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

father christmas used to bring them for me occasionally
they would pop out of the mini tree stocking.

i used to get v disappointed on the years he only brought chocolate coins.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

purple orange
porffor oren
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

oh hai!
What time is pole tonight, I forgot already. Also, is it easy to find or am I going to get got by the Fallowfield Ripper?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Half eight at the Armatige centre
It's proper easy to find, but I'll meet you outside the main doors if you like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

sweet thanks
I can give you a lift home if you want, so we don't get lolraped.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ooh, nice, cheers.
See you laterzzz
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

i've got to say
i couldn't eat an oyster for a quid. just wait til you next get a cold and swallow the phlegm, it's exactly the same.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It's not!
Phlegm isn't as salty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

See above.
Will do practically anything for money.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Already with the retractions!
PRACTICALLY anything now, eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Did I not put that in the first one?
I do have some limits, obviously
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Chompy's ringing the bank back to cancel that loan as we speak.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Get with the times
Chompy hasn't fancied me for aaaages
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Wait, is that even possible?
You ARE female, aren't you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Those were the days.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Aahhh, the nostalgia.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I remember when I was into nostalgia....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Misty water coloured memories,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Watercoloured?
Paintings or it didn't happen.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

It never did.
aw tear :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I thought Chompy
wasn't picky.

You know, pulse first, then girl bits and it's all systems go?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

you could just cook them
it's not compulsory to eat them raw.

Although if you think oysters are bad, try fresh sea urchin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

i don't like anything sea-food-y
if i have to fight with it first, i don't want to eat it.

when we had our house in spain, i was forever putting my hand in my bag or pocket to find that my brother and his mates had stuffed them full of stray tentacles from some horrible clicky thing or another.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm afraid this spells the end of our relationship...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

what, because we sold the house when my mother died?
you shallow bastard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

mainly the seafood thing actually
mussels may look rather like unpleasant vaginas, but moules mariniere is still my favourite thing to eat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Vaginas are good too.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

er...
no!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I can find a good home for yours if you don't like it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

mine works just fine thank you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*looks forlornly at empty vagina display cabinet*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

And they last longer -
Once you eat a mussel it's all gone and you can't put your willy in it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Unlike a cow.
Tear off a steak and fuck it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Exactly
You can tenderise the rump and sirloin as you jackhammer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Slap that ass.
Woot! Woot!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

definitely
massive noms.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Oh come on. Baby octopus
Pulpo a la Gallega. What's not love?

I want to go back to Galicia now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

i love spain
but they don't get vegetarians!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I was talking about sea urchin at lunchtime
I'd try most things, but I would draw the line there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I find the spines get stuck in my throat

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'd love to try it
I'm desperately trying to get to somewhere that deep-fries spiders.

Weird food = good food.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I had it in Mauritius
it's .... well, the texture is unpleasant, but the taste is nothing-y. Closest thing I can give you is half-set jelly made with seawater and no flavourings.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)