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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You need a nice man like me to wake you up on christmas day with smoke salmon and scrambled eggs on toast
a nice cup of tea, some bucks fizz, and huge box containing your ideal present.

My wife is very lucky.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
NO
Christmas breakfast is ham and mustard on toast, with orange juice, followed by irish coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)
NO
Christmas Breakfast is an Extra Dry Martini.

Heathens.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Dry Martini is only for use with the phrase
let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)
yeah hopefully so much sex ensues that you don't actually get round to drinking the Martini
because Martini is blarg.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Or all of the above
It is Christmas after all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)
WHAT!
That's fucking wrong at the best of times, let alone for breakfast, and let alone at christmas.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

That's You're
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)
why do so many people have a problem with ham on toast?
you are all fucking freaks. it's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Christmas breakfast is toast and chocolates with fizz or even buckssss fizzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

ssss fizzzz fast
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Christmas breakfast I'm planning a Full English
but growing up it was bucks fizz and some toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
That's so sweet!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)
What can I say, I'm a wonderful guy.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Find me someone as wonderful as you are pleasethankyou.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Should be easy enough, there's a skag-addled tramp outside the office I could ask if you like?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
The last thing I want to listen to whilst eating my Christmas breakfast
is 'Making Your Mind Up'. Man, you are SO bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
No, Christmas would be "Land of Make Believe"
Argh, now that's stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I'm gonna marry a gal just like you one day.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

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