I have never done anything evil.
Seen: People in Africa burning a women because they thought she was a witch. (internet)

Heard of: Infibulation.

Eaten: My words.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ooh clever

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Well, if she was a witch
Then maybe she needed to be burnt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I do not approve of this post.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

How would you deal with witches?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

By throwing buckets of water over them
That way if they are witches they'll melt, if not they'll be sparkly clean
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I am mistaken on a regular basis for a witch.
Wrong person to ask.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Why do you get mistaken for a witch?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

She's green.
I don't imagine the warts help, either.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And that cackle
*shudders*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I'm Wiccan, and wear a pentagram.
It's the most common stupid question I get asked. As well as: "Are you a satanist?" and "are you Jewish?"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You could always not wear a pentagram.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I wear it for myself,
Not for the benefit of others, which is why I put up with the questions even though they do get on my nerves. I've been wearing it for so long now that I feel oddly naked without it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I feel the same about my watch.
minus any religious bits obv.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

DItto, all the watches I've had mean quite a lot to me, lots of sentimental value.
I got my first one when I was 6 or soo, wasn't allowed a digital one 'cus Dad wanted me to be able to tell the time by a normal watch. It was a green children's one but made for scuba diving.
I got my second one when I was 13 for my batmizah, which was a really nice Tag Hur watch.
I got my current one a couple of years ago, which was my Dads when he died... who wore the watch every day for the last 30 odd years. My other hand naturally goes to it when I think of him.

Aside when getting the batteries done on them, or getting the links changed as I grew, I don't think I've ever taken them off aside the odd occasion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

A good combination that
Satanist or Jewish. Nope, no other options here...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

THEY'RE THE SAME THING

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Well, the Pentagram and the Star of David are very similar looking shapes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

So are the stars you collect in Mario.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Yes and no, the Stars in super mario are filled, where as the pentagram and star of david are a series of lines.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

So your answer would be ply them with southern comfort and lemonade
and then give them the shagging of a lifetime?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

YES.
Got it in one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Me neither.
I shall not be hugging him should we ever meet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

What have I done now Blousie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

You made a horrible comment about burning ladies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Only witches.
Bet you would hug me really
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Witches are ladies too.
Might do, might not.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

that sounds exactly like what a witch would say....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

She turned me into a newt

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It got better.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Infibulation is appalling.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

If I ever win the euro lottery I am going to spend a large chunk of it trying to eradicate this awful practise.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'm too scared to wiki it
Is it female circumcision? That's fucking barbaric.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

It is part of female circumcision and involves sewing up your username.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Holy fucking shit
That reminds me of a female friend who once said she'd rather sew herself up than sleep with me. Funny, but harsh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Is she mad?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

*smugs*
She was just trying to be nasty in a jovial way.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

The sew up the labia majora leaving a small hole for menstual blood and urine to pass through.
This means every time the woman gets pregnant, she has to be cut open to deliver the baby and then re-sewn up.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

How can she get pregnant if she's sewn up?
I'll follow you on a crusade to rid the world of that practice, it's fucking vile.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

The small hole also allows the man to fuck her.
Obviously she's not going to enjoy it as she's not supposed to.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

infibulation
does not sound good - wherever did you come across it?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Probably in a book when I was a feminist.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I'm glad your over that
Woman that think they have some sort of right to equal treatment turn me right off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Good job I'm just a downtrodden gimp again.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

downtrodden g jiving Mac Daddy p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)