I'm playing football this afternoon.
I'm a goalkeeper, and quite a good one. I'm playing against my day to day colleagues, for our other office. I've been a cocky bastard all week about it, but have just found out that Darren Huckerby (formerly, Man City, Forest and Norwich hero) and Gary Docherty (former Norwich captain) are playing for my usual office team (Darren is usually our referee, but has dug out his playing boots, as has Docherty).

What unexpected news has made you feel or look like a bit of a twat?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:00, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

none - I am teh awesome!
I totally just wrote my first meeting agenda! It's like I'm a grown up

I'm sure the excitement will wear off very quickly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Feeling like a grown-up is over-rated
Next you'll be staying late in the office and taking on additional responsibility. And worse, taking it seriously.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

too late
I've stayed late loads of times. I'm paid for 25 hours a week, but I'm in from 8:30 to about 5 (sometimes 6 or 7) every day.
I already took on extra responsibility (hence the meeting agenda)
I do not, however, take anything seriously.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Lab, please post your football pic.
Thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Uncanny
I was just loading up b3tards while you posted this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

This never fails to amuse me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

That is brilliant!
Although football is really incidental to the question.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

To be honest
I read the subject, then the first few words of the post, then fired up b3tards.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Well worth it
But don't you remember the advice your teachers gave you about reading the whole question before answering?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Your post is as such:
FOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
Question.
My answer: If football makes you feel anything other than hatred, then you are part of an inferior race.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

This gets my nomination for POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Seconded.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

NO... the post is that as a result of my prideand misplaced confidence I'm going to suffer humiliation
But maybe I wasn't as clear as I should have been.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I was too blinded by FOOTBALL to see

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Well, I suppose my skills are dazzling
(sorry)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

haha
its like an automatic reaction

i'm not sure you would pass a turing test
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

If I fail it, does that mean I'm a cyborg?
I think it would mean I'm retarded, so I'm sticking to the cyborg bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

we're all cyborg now
According to Donna Haraway. Also, according to my mate who reckons wearing a watch makes you a cyborg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I think you need more technology than a watch.
For instance, my arms are held together with metal. I'm half man, half machine, all strange.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

When I broke my leg, the docs said the break was too close to my knee to use metal bindings/pins
This made me sad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I have 2 titanium bolts and 6 screws in my L4, L5 and S1 vertebrae.
I refer to this as my hyper-alloy super chassis

(I know that titanium is not an alloy).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

That does sound impressive.
I'd love to use it to attract girls.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

who have magnets in their boobs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

spinal fusion. Not as amusing as spinal tap.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

yes it is.
Well, titanium itself isn't but the screws will most likely be made of 6AlV4 which is an alloy.

/medical geekery strikes again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

So it is a hyper-alloy super chassis. Excellent.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I believe so.
Now please don't use your superpowers for evil.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I wouldn't dream of it...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

maybe, but really as soon as our identities become entangled with technology of any kind we started the process of cyborgification
Especially when we do things like commit our memories to machines. I mean, how many people when asked if they know something now refer to where they can find the information rather than actually knowing it? Computers and books are extensions of our selves and our knowledge.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

this isn't true
for any scientifically accepted definition of a cybernetic organism. But I kind of get where you're going, but it's not in any way a cyborg until you actually have something in you, rather than vice versa. Thoughts and memories do not equal organism.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

man, that took a long time for someone to call 'bolllocks' on ( coz it really is)
Really, I was using cyborg in a more 'identity' way rather than a purely physical one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah,
But contact lens wearers could be described as cyborgs.
We walk among you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think it makes you a zimboe, doesn't it?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

FOOTBALL IS SHIT

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

see above
I think i may have to find a slightly different way to illustrate my question next time. I forgot the internet isn't sporty!

(nor am I relly, I'm a fat cripple with broken arms and knees that dislocate for fun).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Football sucks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I refer you to my above comment

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I didn't read past "I'm playing football"
I skim read words like Norwich Captain and Man City and knew it wouldn't interest me.

I'm channelling Monty in this thread.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Is Man City where lots of men live?
And I'm presuming Norwich Captain is in charge of a ship or something. I can't be bothered looking into these things further.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

'Man City' is DF's favourite nightclub in Soho.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I almost love you for this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

He will be unhappy about this.
He's not keen on being called a MASSIVE BUMMER.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Good work, Nommers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Darren Huckerby
Blast from the past; he was in my Panini album when I was younger and massive at Coventry when I moved to the area.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

He's a lovely bloke
Constantly assailed by fanboys, but never rude or angry.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I wouldn't feel bad
In order to beat you, your other office has resorted to playing two former professionals, I think you win in life by default.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

This is a valid point.
But nevertheless I feel I'll be bending down to reach the ball regularly today.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I love football.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I like breasts

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

football paperclips
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I can love both.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

can both man fat
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

baldmonkey will stop now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

pour quoi?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I moaned to cr3 about it in public
www.b3ta.com/talk/7008511
so now he'll stop because he doesn't want to be banned and is actually a bit of a coward. AREN'T YOU BALDMONKEY?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

He's banned from qotw now
There seems to be a lot of banning going on recently.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

he can't answer this now
because he's permabanned from /qotw lol.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

can he still see it though?
Let's be horrible about him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I don't get why SSG is complaining about it though
It's fairly obviously trolling, and I don't mind the flooding, but the pictures are blatantly NSFW
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Agreed
I had him on ignore for most of yesterday because of the flooding. Took him off this morning, then put him back on when I saw one of the pics (I assume he posted more).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

He takes the "moral" high ground very often,
I think he wants to be a mod
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

He's possibly jealous of the rapid rise of cr3 and Scaryduck.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm not sure it's a massive rise for cr3
As he has been an internet god for ever.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Surely being a mod on b3ta
is the pinnacle of net achievement?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

If you've seen what he can do with computery stuff
then no. He's terribly talented, the cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'm in awe of anyone who can use computers properly.
I can cope with b3ta, but still don't even know how to put a link into text.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I thought he was dying
or was that just a funny joke?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

i think you were suffering from wishful thinking.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah he pretended he had cancer for a while.
i think what actually happened was his girlfriend dumped him for having depression, and his wrists suddenly started leaking.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Wow, that's fucking hilarious that is.
I loved Gonz comment that baldmonkey gets special treatment because he actually is a real life spastic.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

this whole baldmonkey thing is quite literally the most boring thing i have ever read
and i am drafting lengthy turgid advice on regulatory reforms to the landlord and tenant act 1954.

it is quite a feat to be more boring than this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Reasonable balance rather than banning him from the whole site.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

(mod)eration was shown

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

i don't need news to make a twat of myself
it just happens. in the last 5 mins i nearly fell over in front of Insolvencyboy because my patent shoes stuck themselves together, ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

No designer name for those patent shoes?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

yes this particular pair
are by a highly exclusive designer called marks and spencer.

intensely irritating. strangers stop me on the tube to ask where i got them from. they were £25 from marks. how many people notice the £300 pairs? none. that's how many.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I just spent £200 odd on shoes for my wife
They're lovely and get a lot of attention.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

on odd shoes?
i'm not surprised, get her a matching pair next time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

The attention comes because she's in a wheelchair
and has to balance them on her lap.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Proper Officelolz at this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

My nutty ex has some M&S shoes that I couldn't believe were from there.
They are patent actually. Bet they're the same ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

probably
they do have really good stuff.

the problem, as you've just proved, is that everyone has it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

InsolvencyBoy!
The latest marvel superhero
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

i used to have the biggest
heart thumping sweaty palmed tongue tied crush on this guy. he is the only other person who is ever allowed to drive my car, ffs. he kindly looks after it when i am on holiday. he is doing me a favour, that's all.

but now he has a gf (well actually it turned out he had one all along) i don't fancy him any more. at all. not even a little bit. but the more i try to tell my colleagues that, the less they believe me!

anyway. he's no superhero. but he would look bloody good in some tight red and blue lycra.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Is it their adhesive nature that warranted patenting them?
When are you going on Dragons Den?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

never
i hate reality tv!

except ANTM, which is legendary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

What is ANTM?

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

america's next top model you philistine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Sorry
I don't watch telly owing to working and then having a life.

(by which I mean, being run ragged by a small child).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

This has happened to me before.
I also once got the heel of my left shoe caught in the beautiful little velvet bow on my right show and proper face planted in the office. I grabbed a chair to stop myself but it was a wheely chair so it just made it all the more comical.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

this is when you suspect skulduggery
but then the shoes are so beautiful there is no way they could have meant to hurt you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

have you seen my facebook update? I've linked some proper fit shoes.
I really hope someone buys a pair for me, THEY'RE SO PAINFUL LOOKING!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

And we all agree that pain is the primary reason for buying shoes
I fit my insoles with big spikes to ensure a proper fit.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

"really hope someone buys a pair for me"
Christ... your sig is truly fitting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

is it now....ugly?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

*sighs*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I actually changed my sig before I saw this.
I have lols.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

no!
as soon as the trainee buggers off to court (i am throwing 30 people out of their "homes" this afternoon, well, hopefully anyway), i will get on and have a look
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

You're making 30 people homeless?
Good for you swipey, you're a credit to the world.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

they were homeless already
they thought they could move into my client's property, live there for free, and trash it.

my client is a charity. which now will have nowhere to train its guide dogs for quite a while because of the needles and LOLdrugz that have been going on here and require specialist cleaning. so yeah... personally i hope these waste of skin squatters die in a fire!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Al voted for Nick Clegg.
I think his opinions on ANYTHING AT ALL can be safely discounted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I have never been so dissapointed in anything in my whole life
as I have been in Clegg and Cable. I expected nothing but stupidity and incompetence from the tories, but I genuinely thought those two actually had some integrity.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

You can weep on my liberal democratic middle class academic shoulder.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Thanks

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

They look good, if incredibly painful
Why don't girls just wear comfortable shoes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

shut your stupid face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Is there not at least some middle ground?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

No.
Actually there is, the more expensive the shoe the more comfortable they tend to be, annoyingly. Some are proper crippling but others are beautiful and comfortable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Shoes should be practical
Shoes are never beautiful as such, they only attain any merit when worn by ladies in nothing but sexy lingerie.

Stockings OR hold ups, i'm not too fussy.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

rubbish!!
what about skinny jeans tucked into fuck-me boots, or fitted/flared black or charcoal trousers with a hint of shiny red high heel peeping out from underneath?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ah, boots are another dimension altogether
Fuck me boots, with thick woolen stockings peeping over the top....aaaaand not much else, thanks very much
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

i have loads of pairs of boots
i only have one pair that is (are?? is??) too slutty for work, though. i need moar slutty boots.

not so sure about the thick granny stockings though, you might be on your own there, pal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Dont get me wrong, I 'll take stockings of any denier
But i do have a thing for those thicker ones, with or without boots....the ones that end just above the knee, preferably slightly rolled down at the top, with the legs then wrapped round my face.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

what, the boots? or the red stilettoes?
they are properly painful, but they go very well with red fishnets.

if, of course, you were the sort of girl who owned such items of clothing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

which we are not.
_{I also have some pale pink fishnets, they're so pretty}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I have some thigh high fuck me boots
I've only worn them once though, to a pirate party.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

are we on shoes
AGAIN!?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

see this is why people think you're a guy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Good boots are a winner
when on nice legs
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm not a fan of stockings
I think they're a load of faff.

I don't really like frippery and over-elaboration in anything to be honest; functional yet attractive when it comes to underwear, brutalist when it comes to architecture (I'm a Park Hill and Hyde Park, Sheffield veteran), and minimal when it comes to possessions.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Hold ups are beautiful.
And practical.

Disasterprone - King of Tesco Value seduction.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I feel justified in the comment i just posted below, and will buy you some airmax.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hey, I do all the good stuff - nice food, posh place, nice clothes,
and enjoy all the build-up fun, but I'm just not a fan of over-complicating things!

I remember one girlfriend who just went to a load of effort, and tried to do everything slowly and teasingly. I just got fucking bored.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

That sounds awesome

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

haha disasterprone, bobby agrees with you.
This is like when Mugabe said he thought the Tories were ok. It's not the kind of support you want.

Sorry Bobby, I didn't mean to liken you to a murderous Zimbabwean dictator.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Everyday you slip a little in my estimation o'hara.
I don't like poles (not the race) but I don't call you a skanky butt hole for rubbing your fanny on one. Football is fun he is playing with ex pros. So it still sounds awesome.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm sorry I know I've been a bit cruel of late.
I don't mean it though.

Also, you love poles you massive liar.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I think it's down to your uncomfortable footwear.
Buy some trainers and you'll be much kinder.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Man you are easy. I have no probs with you I am loving
The banter this week. Back t lectures now.
Balls are better than poles! Wahey
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)