If I hit a girl because she is fucking stupid
What's the likelihood of me getting in trouble for lolracism/intolerance because she also happens to be a Muslim, depsite this having nothing to do with the fact that she's fucking stupid and won't stop messing around?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:40, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hitting people is wrong
and you'll get into trouble

alt: BURN HER FUCKING BURKA THE CUNT
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Who did you hit, and why did you hit her?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I've not hit her yet,
But I'm getting there.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post925966
She's continuing to be an arse.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Stop trying to act tough online
it's unbecomming and we all know you'll never hit her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You said you were going to give being superior a rest

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

only to you,
anyway I asked you a question right up there^^
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I answered it
God, deeeeeeesperate....
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I'm not trying to act tough
I'm a fucking pacifist but this is how angry she makes me
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

do that repeaty thing I said below then.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

depends if she's a total cunt
if she pulls the intolerance card, you're going to have to fight hard to avoid it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I really wouldn't hit Omniwhore.
She's press charges, you'd get a caution and then wouldn't be able to get a job for ages.

Woah, I came over all Psychochomp then with a serious answer and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Sensible answer is right
But it doesn't make things any better. What if I just tell her she's fucking stupid while sitting on my hands.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

haha that won't look mental!!
yeah verbally abuse her all you want, just don't slap her about.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

It'll stop me getting "accidentally" violent though.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

repeat everything she says in a funny voice
until she hits you, then press charges.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I like this
it made me giggle
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

People press charges when you punch them?
Oh SHIT.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They're building a serial case file on you
that's why they haven't come for you yet
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Hahahah.
*calls lawyer*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

NO WAIT PLEEEEEEASE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Just get her at night
Tear her clothing, and blame that Rapist who seems to be working his way round manchester.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Shout "ALLAH AKBAR!" as you hit her
she can't argue with that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Sadly, it's absolutely inevitable
When Cheeerrl Ceeerl twatted that bog-troll, it was the the fact she was black that got everyone's backs up. Lesson for life, that.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Cheryl Cole isn't black

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Hahah nice pedantry, Nommers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Ah, she was Sheryl Tweedy back then
she proved she wasn't racist by marrying a black guy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

kind of backfired on her though didn't it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Why? Did she realise that she didn't like black people after all?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Turns out
black people didn't like her. Probably because she kept hitting them.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

If you know of a better way to keep black people in line (especially those in the service industry)
i'd like to hear it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

A large strip of velcro running along the wall at head height?
Considering deleting this - too much?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm taking this idea straight to Dragons Den
Edit - Don't delete, you're not being racist, you're holding a mirror up to the face of racism. And then shouting the 'N' word.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

What the Colonel said
Yes, it's wrong, but it's fucking funny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Leave it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

No, that she was homophobic as well,
so the marriage of convenience had to end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

That's what she gets for marrying a bumgay

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Prezackly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

If I said this you would go apeshit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

'blackfired' you might say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

No you wouldn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I might

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Really?
Dear oh dear.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

What can I say?
Under my gentle fuzzy exterior lies a massive racist.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Bernard?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Hit her, nothing can go wrong with that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Hit her with a shoulder of pork.
And then set a dog on her. They fucking love that.

Also, keep trying to stuff an envelope into her hijab eye-slot and say 'sorry I thought you were a letterbox'.

Then chuck a shoe at her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I fucking LOVE this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

POTD

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Two 'NOM'inations in one day! I feel blessed.
Did you get that cock-gaz, by the way - OR WAS THE FILE TOO LARGE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

A file won't get bigger if you zoom in
Sorry mate
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

gazes don't contain or attach the files, they embed them
Don't you know how beta works???
*nasal snort*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

HAHAHAH COS I DIDN'T *ACTUALLY* SEND ONE. AHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH
_{what are we laughing at?}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
I've forgotten
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I was so excited as well

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I NEVER GOT IT
I was so disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Just imagine it instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*imagines*
*laughs*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You don't laugh like that!
It's AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHA ffs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

God, sorry
*imagines*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

There's a great cock pic story from 4chan
but I can't look for it at work obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Just kick her in the cod mitten

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

What a wonderful turn of phrase
Well played
(TheColonel, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Why don't you give Creepy Guy her number?
Say you only gave him your number, so you could get his to set the two up, win win!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Oh that's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)