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no, but I bet the adverts for Nom yoghurt make everyone think of me.We've just had an email round in our office saying that milk is for brews only, not for cereal.
OMG MILK POLICE NEE NAW NEE NAW
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:02,
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latest was 15 years ago)
If you do use the milk for cerealDo you think you'll get into trouble, or will they look the udder way and let you carry on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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hahahahaThere was no mention of just drinking it by itself so I might go and buy some Nesquik.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:05,
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And if they say anythingBLAME IT ON THE BUNNY!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:07,
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I might ask who's going to be the milk monitor and if there'll be a rota(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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Roota would make a brilliant milk monitor.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21,
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I'm going to ignore JeffAnd say, if they catch you then what are they going to do? And can you say that you'll just not use milk in brews?
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I might store up my quota of milk that I use in my brews and keep it in a separate glass in the fridgeor I could just buy a couple of pints of milk and email everyone saying the cereal is on me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:06,
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if you did thatI would pour cereal on you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:08,
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Be careful. People could die if you do that.You'd be a cereal killer then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:09,
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It could be worse. Vipros is could have suggested he'd throw museli over KittyAnd I could have told the story about my friend who drowned int a bowl of museli.
He got pulled in by a strong currant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:12,
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they were goodbut I liked the big bad I said no!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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I had a poster of them on my front door for ages, but I left it behind when I moved, sadfaceThe plantpot thing was weird.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20,
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your face is weirdyour mum's weird yourmum'sfaceisWEIRD
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:34,
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*highfives*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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Or the lad who got ill after eating too much curry.He fell into a Korma.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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A touch better than yesterdayBut I'm still some way off being healthy.
Why are you tired and grumpy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21,
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Grumpy because I am tiredand tired because I slept like crap last night. My washing machine was making an alarming noise at about 3am and I couldn't get back to sleep afterwards, then woke again at about 6:30.
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Poor berk.Why did you having your washing machine on at 3 in the morning?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:25,
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I have that stupid economy 7so it's much cheaper to run it overnight. It never normally wakes me, but it was making a serious racket.
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What were you washing?Tin cans and bricks?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26,
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Yes, because of courseI really NEED clean tin cans and bricks in my life.
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brick in washing machinewww.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYW_RGWSmM
or, better link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c&feature=related
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35,
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Now you're being silly.Silly berk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36,
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
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That's only slightly less badand only because I haven't heard that one before.
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I went to a fancy dress party, dressed as sulphuric acid.Someone threw a drink over me.
I didn't know how to react.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21,
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Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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A plane full of spittle crashed into the seaThere were no salivas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:28,
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My favourite Tommy Cooper joke:Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother HoChaChu. But I think it's Colin
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a chinaman walks into a bar with an amazing parrot on his shoulderthe barman goes "wow, where did you get that?" and the parrot says "china. there's a billion of them"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35,
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Basic chineseThat's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
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that's the only slightly funny joke my dad knows(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22,
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My favourite curry is a Chicken TarkaIt's like a Tikka, but a little 'otter.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:49,
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kinky(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10,
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depends on the cereal(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13,
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Cornflakes would be a classicCoco Pops for the lolracism or trainee coprophage.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:16,
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I was told off for doing thatStupid people. I drink my tea black, so every time I had a tea, I put some milk on another cup. At the end of the day I had enough for next morning cereals. You don't play with me.
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that's what one of the girls here has said, she doesn't drink brews so she wants to know if she can save up her brew quota(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13,
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stop calling it "brews"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14,
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DON'T QUESTION ME(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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LOUD NOISES(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18,
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OOH LABS REMEMBER...THE PICTURE...LOLROFFLECOPTERS
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22,
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we hadn't mentioned that for at least a week(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22,
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b3ta.com/search/posts/41058?q=The+Picture
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:34,
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I LOVE ITI'm going to do it all the time.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38,
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This is my absolute favourite oneb3ta.com/search/posts/21103?q=I+don%27t+like
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:40,
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b3ta.com/search/posts/61101?q=pole
b3ta.com/search/posts/61101?q=shoes
b3ta.com/search/posts/61101?q=cupcakes
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I'm not clicking that, stop being mean to mewaaaaaaah
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:45,
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alsob3ta.com/search/posts/48141?q=Milton+keynes
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:46,
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www.b3ta.com/search/posts/48141?q=search
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:46,
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the last reference to The Picture is at the end of SeptemberUP YOURS
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38,
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*sighs*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22,
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I think it'll be more challengingto buy the 2 bottles of milk (8pints for £2 at Tesco) and say it's on you. That'll teach the managers.
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We got that and in the same emailplease drink the milk in date order because we're wasting milk.
I mean ffs.
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we get a similar thingbanned from using it for anything but tea or coffee and then at the end of the week "feel free to take milk home, we have 6 extra pints"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18,
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Oh there was also a reply to all(250+ people) saying "can I use it for hot milk?"
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I hate reply to all so much(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:23,
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I hate it on facebookWhen someone messages 5 people to ask them to do something and then some dolt continues the conversation with reply all and it tells me every time. It makes me all "notify this" *grabs crotch*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:24,
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So crude...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:33,
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Sew this*grabs crotch*
actually, don't sew that I might need it
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35,
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I'm disappointed in you(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38,
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DISAPPOINT THIS*grabs crotch*
EDIT: Actually you'd probably do a very good job of disappointing this.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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I could never do that*wiggles eyebrows*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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Thank Christ(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:00,
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