I'm going to ignore Jeff
And say, if they catch you then what are they going to do? And can you say that you'll just not use milk in brews?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I might store up my quota of milk that I use in my brews and keep it in a separate glass in the fridge
or I could just buy a couple of pints of milk and email everyone saying the cereal is on me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

if you did that
I would pour cereal on you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Be careful. People could die if you do that.
You'd be a cereal killer then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*hits new low*

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

It could be worse. Vipros is could have suggested he'd throw museli over Kitty
And I could have told the story about my friend who drowned int a bowl of museli.

He got pulled in by a strong currant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

hahaha STOPPIT

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

AND TIDYUP

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I liked the bees best

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

they were good
but I liked the big bad I said no!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I had a poster of them on my front door for ages, but I left it behind when I moved, sadface
The plantpot thing was weird.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

you're weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

your face is weird
your mum's weird yourmum'sfaceisWEIRD
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

FUCK YOU

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaLJ0SlQ2I
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*highfives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Or the lad who got ill after eating too much curry.
He fell into a Korma.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

*sigh*
you suck.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Afternoon berk
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Meh
very tired and grumpy. How's the flu?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

A touch better than yesterday
But I'm still some way off being healthy.

Why are you tired and grumpy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Grumpy because I am tired
and tired because I slept like crap last night. My washing machine was making an alarming noise at about 3am and I couldn't get back to sleep afterwards, then woke again at about 6:30.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Poor berk.
Why did you having your washing machine on at 3 in the morning?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I have that stupid economy 7
so it's much cheaper to run it overnight. It never normally wakes me, but it was making a serious racket.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

What were you washing?
Tin cans and bricks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Yes, because of course
I really NEED clean tin cans and bricks in my life.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

brick in washing machine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYW_RGWSmM

or, better link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c&feature=related
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Now you're being silly.
Silly berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That's only slightly less bad
and only because I haven't heard that one before.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I went to a fancy dress party, dressed as sulphuric acid.
Someone threw a drink over me.

I didn't know how to react.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

A plane full of spittle crashed into the sea
There were no salivas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

My favourite Tommy Cooper joke:
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother HoChaChu. But I think it's Colin
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

a chinaman walks into a bar with an amazing parrot on his shoulder
the barman goes "wow, where did you get that?" and the parrot says "china. there's a billion of them"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

hahahaha
also to Battered's as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Basic chinese
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

that's the only slightly funny joke my dad knows

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

My favourite curry is a Chicken Tarka
It's like a Tikka, but a little 'otter.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

kinky

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

depends on the cereal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Cornflakes would be a classic
Coco Pops for the lolracism or trainee coprophage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)