hang on
where did the last thread i was reading just go?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

chompy deleted
and won't tell us why

use your feminine wiles on him

wiles tits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

they won't work on him
how annoying, i had about 3 things i wanted to reply to!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

It was the only thread I was following today
I'm upset with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

we should try and recreate it
erm... bbc news story, penguin's new job, people complaining about their jobs, pubes, ball-sucking, shit relationships.... pretty normal day on here, wasn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Pretty normal day for you anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

this is true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

this is true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I know

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I know

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah
Maybe that's why he deleted it.

BTW, where is he? I haven't seen him for a while.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know why it was deleted
it was for a good reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I clicked on the "latest post" made by Noel
and after that it was gone. Coincidence? You decide!
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Let's try and recreate it, I'll start us off.
Gonz: Hi Swipe, may I say you're looking particuarly fabulous today.
- Swipe: Hi Gonz, I'm a bit loss to tell you the truth.
- - Gonz: Oh Swipe, what's up?
- - - Swipe: Well, me, nancy from hollyoaks, cat deely and nigella lawson were all sitting in the pub yesterday and they all said they give blowjobs better than me, but it's simply not true. *stamp feet* it isn't it isn't it isn't
- - - - Gonz: Oh man ! What an awful thing to happen.
- - - - - Swipe: isn't it just? I suggested a blowjob competition but we couldn't find a man who would judge our blowjob giving abilities.
- - - - - - Gonz: GIGGADY GIGGADGY GOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOO
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I love you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

<3 u 2 !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

gonz i am shocked
as if there could ever be any competition!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Best practice anyway, just to be on the safe side... you just _know_ the other two have gotten personal trainers in for this one.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I reckon Nigella would give you a run for your money
the others would probably be shit at it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

dude i don't pay for it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

figure of speech, as well you know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

just yanking your chain a tiny bit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

He only has a tiny 'chain' to yank.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I have a massive dick though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

have am
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I was approached by a female pimp last night
just round by my daughter's house, on Shoreditch High Street. I was so shocked I forgot all about it until now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

A female pimp?
Touting rent boys?
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

yes i am also intrigued
how did that work? was she wanting to whore you out??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Yup. I made four grand in three hours.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

on what i hear from the girls around here
this is wholly plausible
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Hahaha hefty pinch of salt required, I'm afraid.
Rather like those rubbish veg pots...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

if only you had some sort of salty bodily fluid that could assist with this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I cannot think of a non-appalling reply to this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

go on then
give us an appalling one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Decorum does not permit me. I am sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

damn decorum

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I've been saving all month for an hour with Monty.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You don't have to pay, you fool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yay! new shoes then.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

he likes them high
and slutty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Like his women.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I can see this.

( wanderlust, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Haha, awesome

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'd high-five myself
if I didn't think it'd make me look like a Downs child who's just been given a balloon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

More than usual?

( wanderlust, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

You can fack orf an' all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Nope. Girls: Chinese, Russian, whatever I wanted, apparently.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

All of them freshly kidnapped
from their respective countries, no doubt.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

shocked horny
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

It was fucking weird.
7pm, busy thoroughfare...I thought she was going to ask me for a light or directions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Does she honestly think YOU have to pay for sex?

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

When you have your trusty hammer.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I NO RITE?
She didn't strike me as being a particularly intelligent woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I was in the middle of telling agnostic antichrist that I was going to have a love up and click all his posts from now on today
but some grimey cunt deleted the thread
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Excellent use of the words
'grimey and cunt'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I had posted a link to a definition of hilarious
after he posted a series of "hilarious" links.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Speaking of which, I really dont' wanna put my flatmate on ignore, so if we can all like a whole bunch of posts to get the tentical stuff off here, life would be much nicer.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)