Lieing on the sofa
with an ice pack on my knee. Or playing New Vegas, with an ice pack on my knee
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:17, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What did you do to your knee?
Did it buckle under the strain of supporting your massive weight?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

It buckled under the strain of supporting my massive weight while I tried to Limbo under a pole.
And it is now, to use a technical term, fucked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh dear.
Hope it gets better soon. Knees are painful things to bugger.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I thought that was the anus.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You get used to that though.
I used to have dodgy knees as an early teenager. They swelled up loads and it was well noticeable as my legs were skinny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Did you live in a barrel?
/classicslolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't wank in the street either.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You should give it a try
I've just remembered I had a dream with you in last night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

What happened?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I can't remember now
I was trying to go somewhere and there was a house and you were in it with two other people and I was trying to leave and I couldn't for some reason. I'm not sure why you were there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You can never leave -scary grin-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I can imagine being held captive by you would be quite a frightening prospect
I'd start off all full of bluster thinking "she's only little, she's no threat" and then you'd be all cutting my achilles tendons and hobbling my ankles and then forcing me to have anal sex with you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I have learned a lot in my short years, Mr Al.
You have Master Monty to thank for that :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

It's his fault you have such an anal fetish?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

He introduced me, against my will. I learned to love t.
Next it'll be the crack :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Surely if you had stuck to using your crack
you wouldn't have such a saggy bumhole?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Smack will take the pain away

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

*smacks*
*smacks again*

*goes and gets spanking stool*

*puts spanking stool to good use*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Oh lordy.
I think I might have caused irreversible "water" damage to my armchair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Are you bubbling away like a broken hydrant down there?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

It's Virginia Falls.
But not very... Virgin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that's what you get for trying to be a chippendale

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You should have seen me Kristine
I was like all well up in that limbo poles face, and I didn't even put my drink down, and I was all getting underneath it and if you would have seen me you would have been all "Oh al, I'm totally getting all wet watching you move under that pole" and then I was all like "Oh no my knee" and then my wife called a taxi and we went home and I was all like "Man this really hurts" and then got home and I was all like "Actually this isn't so bad" and then I was all like taking off my shoes and my knee hurt so much I had a little cry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

+ *moving my hips like yeah*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I definitely nodded my head like yeah at one point.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I would've liked to see when you shook your head like no

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

He's more like a chesterfield.

Disappointed in the absence of RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE at this, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Oof!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oof!

( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Wow, it's like you've got a warm knee or something

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Did you come from Alabama
with that ice pack on your knee?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Finished New Vegas last night
But will load up a previous save to go through and explore more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

How much better is it than the previous one?

(TheColonel, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

This much
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(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm limited on time
what with having a relationship with an actual girl.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Is your knee swolen?
*Makes knee-grow joke*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Oh hai Monty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm beginning to have second thoughts about our friendship.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You want more don't you.
Now you realise JUST HOW FUNNY I AM.

You don't do you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

When I said I like men with a sense of humour.
I didn't mean Ken Dodd.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

*Hides feather duster*
Sorry Blousie.

Can we start again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't know.
I've invested a lot of time and energy getting you this far. I may just turn a blind eye this time.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Owww, don't.
*Sad eyes*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Am I making your brown eyes blue?

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah.
I'd rather you didn't though Crystal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

A bruised ringpiece is not attractive.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)