Clearly nobody likes Hitler
At least until Monty regains consciousness.

I'm feeling pretty crappy in a cold/flu way, which makes a change from a hangover I suppose. Got nothing to do all day but sit around, but then I have a friend's girlfriend's birthday thing this evening, which I guess I should at least put in an appearance at even if I leave early.

What are you sort of looking forward to ish?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:30, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A slow and agonising death,
alone and crying in a morass of my own excreta.

That, and Christmas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

where did you go out and get pished this time?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I stayed in, had a friend round,
watched the Rolling Stones live in 1972, ended up talking shit on here and started a YouTube Disco.

A quiet night in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I was at the youtube disco for a bit while studying...

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

haha
You've got the JeffAIDS.

EDIT: I'm cooking breakfast and then I'm going to football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Not JeffAIDs hopefully
I don't feel awful, just a bit crappy with a slightly sore throat and a barely runny nose. But it's been about 4 days - either turn into full blown manflu or piss off!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

*pisses off*
Goes to get ready for the pub pre-match.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Nice chill out day to look forward to
Missus staying over tonight, nice lie in tomorrow, and then we've got tickets booked to two films at Leeds film festival which should be good. Then she's treating me to a night at the theatre seeing the new Alan Bennett play on Tuesday. Good times!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

l loathe Alan Bennett with a violent passion.
Ghastly, weedy old bender.

YOU SHOULD HEAR WHAT I CALL ALAN BENNETT, TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

More than Bowie?
Haha, very harsh!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Not that much, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You're a terrible man Monty
A terrible, terrible man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm looking forward to 11am on thursday morning,
because my last exam will be over!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Boo-yah!
I'm off to the farmer's market to get some CHEESE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

what kind of cheese?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

A selection, I think, and some gourmet meats and bread.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


EDIT and a pint, my chum is there already and has just called. It's going to be a good day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

sounds better then mine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I'm about to get back in bed
turns out I didn't escape last night hangover free as I'd suspected.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

i'm looking forward to finishing this enormous pile of marking
I've done 3 out of about 40, none of which are good enough to pass :( The project is PISS EASY!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I thought your plan
Was to wipe your arse with the work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I might as bloody well
At least they are quicker to mark since most of them haven't done all the 4 tasks. This is really depressing. I'm up to 7
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

What were they tasked with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

It's an introductory assignment
all they had to do was 3 techniques, all of which we did in class, and an introduction. Each one requires explanations and examples by other people. It's not much for 2 months.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I blame the standard of tuition.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

i think I must have been talking
foreign or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Do you have a strong regional accent?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

not really, but I am english and they are welsh
I'm halfway through and most seem to have done some work, but have just missed chunks of it out. It's mostly bad time management and laziness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Tonight I am going to a party
dressed as a zombie cheerleader and it will be AWESOME. The only slight downer is that I got fair-to-middling pished last night and if I cane it again tonight I will regret it. So I shall have to be sensible(ish).
(berk, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

me too
Might not drink at all, given my delicate condition.

But I'll probably end up with a bottle of wine and a bottle of pop and alternating.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

This sounds like a good plan, actually

(berk, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Morning berk
How's it going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

*grins*
Hows the plague?
(berk, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'm getting over it.
How is your complicated relationship status working out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Getting increasingly more complicated by the day,
to be honest.
(berk, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

What is the latest development?
You've not added someone else to the mix have you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

If you listen to Blousie,
then yes apparently men are flinging themselves at my feet. In actuality, no. But I did go for a drink with cute man last night (NOTHING HAPPENED - but I did have a great evening)
(berk, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Is cute-man
Different to hot-bloke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Are you interested in hot men?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

What answer can I possibly post
That won't result in that gay video from last night being posted?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You could just own up and say 'yes'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

You coming on to me?
Only I'm promised to Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Oh I don't mind you going bi.
I've very open minded.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

No, one and the same.

(berk, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Oh yeah, almost forgot my dream
woke up at 4am from a very weird dream about finding myself in a steampunk world. I met up with Labia Majora who was a hacker with a hat made from electrical coils and meters that apparently helped. we broke into a house to get some answers from the Teletype Internet and were almost caught by some Teletype Inspectors until Well Groomed Wookiee came along impersonating a policeman and intimidated them into backing down.

Afterwards they'd gone I said "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" And we all high-fived. Then I woke up.

Clearly I should read for a bit between pissing about on b3ta and going to sleep.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I had a bizarre dream where I was at a gig.
Queens of the Stone Age were collaborating with Johnny Marr- the set list was a 50/50 split between Smiths and QOTSA material. They did Feelgood Hit of the Summer, then I woke up just as they were going to do This Charming Man.

Curses!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Wow
The brain is a strange place and no mistake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I dreamed this last night.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

After the youtube disco?
That's a little clearer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Yes
After the youtube disco.

Amberl's gay disco thing has scarred me deeply.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Dammit the bread's expired
no sandwich for me. Do monster munch make acceptable croutons in a bowl of soup?

I think I'm going to have put trousers on and venture to the bread shop. Laterz potaters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

my bread has expired
I'm just not a pansy about it! MTFU and eat that mould!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I was up at 7am.
Shopping done. 2 hour walk with dogs done. Now I'm having dinner and going to read and have a nap. Tonight I shall get squiffy and wind Jeff up.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Morning honey.
How was the gym?

And what would you possibly get out of winding me up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I didn't go to the gym. I walked the dogs instead.
Satisfaction.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

So you could have drank wine last night then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Hey! You two!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXl6D4oYIeg
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

wicky wicky!

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

It's a great tune
And just for Jeff, it 'steals' from Metallica.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You like it Jeff?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I could have but I am tonight.
You going to a football match then?
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Yeap.
I've passed a late fitness test and I think I'm fit enough to go out.

Although I'll avoid ale.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Good!
And wrap up warm.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I will do.
I'll take my scarf and everyfink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Who is playing who?

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I think it's Bristol City versus Preston
Preston are 21st and Jeff's beloved Bristol City are 22nd on goal difference. So a 6 pointer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Some pansies are playing some wimps
And many of them will no doubt become injured and go off ill.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Football talkers have conversations about the current state of affairs
Football whingers say the same things over and over again.

It's difficult to pin down which is the more boring, but I think I can hazard a guess.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot the YOU GIANT BUMDER.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Wednesday, Friday
I get to see my drug-addled friend when I return o Manchester. I've not seen him in a long time and I lve and miss him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Fulham are playing Newcastle in Newcastle next week.
Every single last one of my mates is travelling up. Some I haven't seen in time, yo.
Plus the two thousand or so idiots that will be cheering on our shit team will make it a most enjoyable weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm just back from photographing a fairly unique lighthouse
So take that. The afternoon holds playing with HDR photos, and watching grand prix qualifying.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

show me when you've done them!
have you done HDR before? I find it a bit hit and miss. Either they look a bit cool and mad or really really flat and dull
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I've done a few before, but I didn't have a tripod with me this time
It was however gloriously sunny, but with dark rock on the beach, so hopefully they'll be ok. I'll shove some on flickr and linkify once done.

Also, if you have photoshop, then try using the HDR feature on 3 completely different photos, can give pretty cool results.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I only have CS, I don't think it's much good on that
but I suppose I could give it a go if I ever get a minute at work. (or suggest it to some of the students!)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)