Lies
You can build siege engines and set fire to stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And there is space to have big houses

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

That too
When I was in London for that interview, I was sad at the size of the flat I was staying at, and sad for how much my friend's had paid for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

i had a room in a shared house in London at the end of the 90s
i could touch both walls with arms outstretched. I paid £50 a week. In Swansea something 3 times the size was £35
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

ally al al!
I'm so excited I could explode.
( djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I exploded once today thinking about you
I might do it again later.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

cheating on me AGAIN, ally-pally???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

You don't post sexy enough photos of yourself on facebook for me to explode over.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

hey now
what's wrong with my facebook shots???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

There are no nipples
and precious little cleavage, and absolutely no bikini shots.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

bikini?
are you some sort of masochist?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I'd take any sort of bathing costume
Are you a tankini girl or a one piece?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

i has both
no way would i ever ever let anyone see pictures of the evil things though!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Well you're only human

( djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

^ this ^
is yet to be proven
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

My knee is definitely human
But I'm still hoping that other parts of me are made of adamantium.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

and i'm still waiting for you
to tell the internet what is wrong with my photos!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

What is wrong with them is that you are the subject.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

That's just rude.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

he's just bitter
because he has never touched a real lady
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Swipe knows my tongue is in my cheek.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

because you have nowhere more interesting to put it!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

*sad face*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I'd rather have a small house
in a good place than the opposite
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

You've never held a party then.

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

location, location, location!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

That's such bollocks
It's location, house, person your living with
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

but i have my flat to myself right now...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I shall have a house to myself soon
Win. One room for the drums, and a PA system for a hifi.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Perfect opportunity to get your hand down your knickers
and pretend I'm there with you.

Just imagine, we're sitting on your sofa, your wearing a pair of black silk knickers and a white vest top. I'm wearing my old addidas jogging bottoms and an old vest with curry stains on it, I've got Match of the Day on and I turn to you and say "Put the kettle on love, and grab us another beer while you're in the kitchen".
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

i was getting creeped out at first
as i am on my sofa in black pants and a white top.

but the rest of it was wildly inaccurate, so i relaxed my terror that you are in fact hiding somewhere in my flat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

POIDH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I'm just waiting for Match of the Day to start so I can come out from under the bed.
This vest is a bit itchy.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

excellent, whilst you're there
can you get me a fresh diet coke, this one is all warm and flat now.

and a straw. no, not that one, a pink one.

thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

It's been on since 22:20

( djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Since I don't watch it I have no idea of these things
I spent the evening watching all 8 Hellraiser films.

They are mostly utter crap.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I'm with you swipe
I'd rather have a small place in London, than a sprawling mansion in Lincolnshire. And I've tried both
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Ah, but the thing is, you haven't at all.
You've just lived with your mum and dad in different sized places. Living on your own, or with a partner, makes you really appreciate the possibility of having both a piano and a sideboard to put your plates in.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

put your plates in screw your wife on
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

gee, POD
thanks for that image
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

It's clearly the only reason he wants one

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

maybe, but...
... eeeeow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I find it hard to envisage
having my own proper place.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

mind you...
... BOTH has to be even better!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

also
building dens and crawling through undergrowth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

And badgers

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Also, hay to roll in

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

They don't have hay in geordie-land
It might make them too warm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

They roll in nails
just for the hell of it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

They need the lovely cold steel
To cool them down. Mentals.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

and foxes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

bastard foxes
make a right racket on my street, and it's bang in the middle of central london! these are no slinky country-dwelling foxes either, these are obese wheezing orange things like spacehoppers that can barely heave themselves over walls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Out countryside foxes are nice and quiet
Booyah.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

This is very true
I like countryside foxes, urban foxes can fuck right off.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

my dad got home once
and there was a foxcub asleep right on his porch.

apparently henry v brought them back to england after he got hooked on hunting following agincourt, no idea if this is true or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

We found a cow in my friend's garden once
Weren't really sure what to do with that one. A deer nearly kicked me in the face about a week later in the same place.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

a cow??
you're really milking this countryside thing now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

what's your beef with it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

it's just bull

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

you get so tetchy
when you're leathered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

pull the udder one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

...it's got cowbells on it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

What's the fresian for all these terrible cow puns?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

haven't you herd?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

one of my earliest memories is my mum opening the
lounge curtains and there being a whole herd of cows on the lawn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

they rape babies

( djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

cats facerape babies
but you still love them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

they live off of chips and fag ends, that's why

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)