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so was it done all romantic, like
and will there be a party?
and where the hell is everyone else?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
and will there be a party?
and where the hell is everyone else?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Oh Clendrix, if you're implying that [insert b3tan couple of choice*] are going to get devorced inside 3 years...
Then I want to say that I think they'll last the distance. And I think it's quite unfair for you to imply that they've married into a life of missery and bitterness.
* you know who I'm talking about, yeh', them, blatent innit.**
** Haha, made _you_ paranoid, I have no on in mind***.
*** But seriously, yeah', deffo by 2014.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Then I want to say that I think they'll last the distance. And I think it's quite unfair for you to imply that they've married into a life of missery and bitterness.
* you know who I'm talking about, yeh', them, blatent innit.**
** Haha, made _you_ paranoid, I have no on in mind***.
*** But seriously, yeah', deffo by 2014.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Them?
Naaa, they'll last.
They've got a non-returnable commitment.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Naaa, they'll last.
They've got a non-returnable commitment.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
No. I have a restraining order.
I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a hat.
I do have my dress sorted though.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a hat.
I do have my dress sorted though.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
is it really dressy?
I think ill end up looking like the scruffy loser
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I think ill end up looking like the scruffy loser
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Yes, that's what I meant.
Don't be trying all that rubbish with me.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Don't be trying all that rubbish with me.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
No, not them, _them_. them invited me to their wedding celebrations, I'm bringing my PS3 and Rockband as the Entertainments Manager, they'll deffo last with a send off like that.... I'm talking about _them_.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
I know, I was being deliberately naughty.
You're not actually going to attend, are you?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
You're not actually going to attend, are you?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I donno, I wanna book my tickets and hotel next week 'cus then I have to go and when I go I'll have an awesome time.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Darn
Guess i'd better torrent evil dead 2 and watch it on my own then.. Seriously though, that's lovely. Congrats to both of you :)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Guess i'd better torrent evil dead 2 and watch it on my own then.. Seriously though, that's lovely. Congrats to both of you :)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
i am stuck at work
i feel like murdering someone. know any cyclists?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
i feel like murdering someone. know any cyclists?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Last time I went to a gig with him, he got very drunk, then got the hiccups and then got angry about them.
Drunk people trying to express their anger about their hiccups whilst constantly hiccuping are very amusing.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
He tries to give me money when pissed. I never accept it.
I love the story of him smashing into the wall while throwing up.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I love the story of him smashing into the wall while throwing up.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Poor fellow, but I guess it's for the best, it's gonna be tough on that big guy.
Maybe he'll get over it, in time, with your help.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Maybe he'll get over it, in time, with your help.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Mazeltov.
Fantastic news. Date update so far so good. Going to go to her friends house party I think so fingers crossed.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Fantastic news. Date update so far so good. Going to go to her friends house party I think so fingers crossed.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Wait a sec, you're not Al, you're not Al at all, you two have two similar names now, I'm getting whoever you are and him confused.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
he won't stop changing his name, Gonx
tell him to stop changing his name
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
tell him to stop changing his name
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
seconded.
I've changed my name TWICE since I've been a member. It gets irritating when he does it. Gonz's are usually amusing so it's ok.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I've changed my name TWICE since I've been a member. It gets irritating when he does it. Gonz's are usually amusing so it's ok.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
But they're usually recognisable.
Apart from when you changed it to be whatever noise your icon made. That was confusing for a bit.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Apart from when you changed it to be whatever noise your icon made. That was confusing for a bit.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I've changed mine lots
although previous to the "...related incident" thing I have also been 'Smoke and Mirrors' and 'notblonde'
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
although previous to the "...related incident" thing I have also been 'Smoke and Mirrors' and 'notblonde'
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I seem to have upset people.
Sorry. I still stand by not liking people changing their names 4 times a week.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Sorry. I still stand by not liking people changing their names 4 times a week.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I've got no idea what's going on
other than I'm in a room which is about 2/3rds as big as my one in uni in every dimension where the heating was off and it's COLD
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
other than I'm in a room which is about 2/3rds as big as my one in uni in every dimension where the heating was off and it's COLD
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I forgot to arrange concrete times
and besides, I probably would have fallen asleep into my LIIT. Fell asleep on the sofa in front of David Attenborough. Awesome.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
and besides, I probably would have fallen asleep into my LIIT. Fell asleep on the sofa in front of David Attenborough. Awesome.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
my favourite cocktail bar in Oxford
refuses to serve Long Island Iced Teas. They serve Wrong Spiced Tree instead I think
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
refuses to serve Long Island Iced Teas. They serve Wrong Spiced Tree instead I think
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
What's in that, then?
I'm rather partial to them, and Slow Comfortable Screws.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I'm rather partial to them, and Slow Comfortable Screws.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I think it's three shots of a spiced rum
and something else. It's lovely but fiercely alcoholic
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
and something else. It's lovely but fiercely alcoholic
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I want another Long Island Iced Tea Party
1. Get two friends, and some cash.
2. One friend buys gin, another vodka, and the final person rum.
3. All chip in for coke, limes and tequila.
4. Get a Pyrex measuring jug and a large mixing bowl. Make cocktails.
5. Drink 3 pints of highly alcoholic but non-alcoholic tasting cocktail.
6. Pass out on the floor.
7. Take home "your" bottle of spirit and save the tequila for another day when all of you want to get obliterated.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
1. Get two friends, and some cash.
2. One friend buys gin, another vodka, and the final person rum.
3. All chip in for coke, limes and tequila.
4. Get a Pyrex measuring jug and a large mixing bowl. Make cocktails.
5. Drink 3 pints of highly alcoholic but non-alcoholic tasting cocktail.
6. Pass out on the floor.
7. Take home "your" bottle of spirit and save the tequila for another day when all of you want to get obliterated.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
and I want an invite please
I'm good at making cocktails, and LIIT are delicious. Come to Oxford and we'll hit Raouls and the Duke of Cambridge
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
I'm good at making cocktails, and LIIT are delicious. Come to Oxford and we'll hit Raouls and the Duke of Cambridge
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Don't they have triple sec in?
I do enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I do enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Don't they have triple sec in?
I do enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I do enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
ahaha a sex kitten.
sorry, just had to put that in before someone else did.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
sorry, just had to put that in before someone else did.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
not sure I could kick a kitten, though
I'd need special kitten kicking boots
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
I'd need special kitten kicking boots
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
could you not have bought a real one?
though I have to say, you seem to get a better level of kinder egg toy these days...
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
though I have to say, you seem to get a better level of kinder egg toy these days...
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
*sarcasm detector activated*
having just visited your profile, I have been frightened by a scary picture. Tell me there's another mrs b3th around. Please.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
having just visited your profile, I have been frightened by a scary picture. Tell me there's another mrs b3th around. Please.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
oh i actually wasnt being sarcastic
I actually had a lol at your post.
There isn't another baby its all about you
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
I actually had a lol at your post.
There isn't another baby its all about you
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
right - now I'm officially worried
I have never met this person. Is he scary?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
I have never met this person. Is he scary?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
are you calling me a bloke?
But its a magic pic it picks up your user name freaking out anyone who views it *evil laughs*
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
But its a magic pic it picks up your user name freaking out anyone who views it *evil laughs*
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
I was talking about the Cr3 perswon as a he
I know of the Badger and her works.
And thank you for that. I am now very relieved, but feel like a tit.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
I know of the Badger and her works.
And thank you for that. I am now very relieved, but feel like a tit.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
if it makes you feel better youre one in a very long list
Who has been caught out :P
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Who has been caught out :P
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
i have just got home
and have the best tea ever. 7 different types of fancy cheese, some jalapeno houmous, and a variety of crackers. beat that, internet!
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
and have the best tea ever. 7 different types of fancy cheese, some jalapeno houmous, and a variety of crackers. beat that, internet!
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Name those fancy cheeses
I am a conneisuer of cheese and I probably can't spell conneisuer.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
I am a conneisuer of cheese and I probably can't spell conneisuer.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
okey
my colleagues bought them from neals yard for me. so we have... a tangy lancashire bomb, a colston bassett stilton, a ragstone goats cheese, some berkswell, some stinking bishop, one that looks like it says coolea (it's like a really hard strong cheddar) and a runny brie.
ps: connoisseur
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
my colleagues bought them from neals yard for me. so we have... a tangy lancashire bomb, a colston bassett stilton, a ragstone goats cheese, some berkswell, some stinking bishop, one that looks like it says coolea (it's like a really hard strong cheddar) and a runny brie.
ps: connoisseur
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I generally approve
Stinking Bishop is over-rated. I love goats cheese but it makes me fart chronically so I must be careful where I eat it.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Stinking Bishop is over-rated. I love goats cheese but it makes me fart chronically so I must be careful where I eat it.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
they are all delicious, but the stilton is in a slightly different league
i like stinking bishop a lot, but it has to be said, its bark is worse than its bite, it smells much stronger than it tastes. i am fussy about the rinds though. i now have a plate piled high with rejected bits.
erm, are you sure goats cheese does that, never heard that before...
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
i like stinking bishop a lot, but it has to be said, its bark is worse than its bite, it smells much stronger than it tastes. i am fussy about the rinds though. i now have a plate piled high with rejected bits.
erm, are you sure goats cheese does that, never heard that before...
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Rind adds texture
Don't reject it.
Different things give different people flatulence. I have a friend who farts prolifically after eating cucumber.
Mine is goats cheese and my scratty arse has a NATO warning stapled to it as proof.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Don't reject it.
Different things give different people flatulence. I have a friend who farts prolifically after eating cucumber.
Mine is goats cheese and my scratty arse has a NATO warning stapled to it as proof.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
ssssssssh
i have spent my entire evening drafting crashingly dull court proceedings.
it has left me feeling dull! the disappointed is kindly helping me.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
i have spent my entire evening drafting crashingly dull court proceedings.
it has left me feeling dull! the disappointed is kindly helping me.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Everyone farts
Except the Queen, obviously - she's had a fartectomy.
What do you expect at 23.32 on a Friday?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Except the Queen, obviously - she's had a fartectomy.
What do you expect at 23.32 on a Friday?
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
no, i can't, it is making my mouth screw up thinking about eating it!
also i read somewhere that the white rind on brie/goats cheese is carcinogenic?
brie is literally the only cheese i don't like, unless it is melted on something like garlic mushrooms. shame i have a massive chunk of it here, will have to bin it! or maybe i should melt it. and pour it over some garlic mushrooms. hmmmm.
so why would you eat something that had that effect????
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
also i read somewhere that the white rind on brie/goats cheese is carcinogenic?
brie is literally the only cheese i don't like, unless it is melted on something like garlic mushrooms. shame i have a massive chunk of it here, will have to bin it! or maybe i should melt it. and pour it over some garlic mushrooms. hmmmm.
so why would you eat something that had that effect????
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Because I like it
Now I'm on my own again I can wander around the house after goats cheese emitting fumes with abandon.
The cats and dogs don't seem to mind.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Now I'm on my own again I can wander around the house after goats cheese emitting fumes with abandon.
The cats and dogs don't seem to mind.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Cats have about 150x our sense of smell
Dogs about 200x.
They've got other odours to pre-occupy them. Like my wellies.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Dogs about 200x.
They've got other odours to pre-occupy them. Like my wellies.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
so you are blasting them with 200 times the filthy stench
that you have to endure?
*puts RSPCA on speed-dial*
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)
that you have to endure?
*puts RSPCA on speed-dial*
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)
I've been to the head quarters of the RSPCA
It's tiny.
You couldn't swing a cat.....
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
It's tiny.
You couldn't swing a cat.....
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
You could post the brie to me
But I expect it'd be in a shabby state when it arrived.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
But I expect it'd be in a shabby state when it arrived.
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Mine is coffee
as my coworkers will attest during my brief flirtation with it at work, forever after referred to as "That time in the poorly ventilated meeting room where everything got decided in 6 minutes"
( , Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)
as my coworkers will attest during my brief flirtation with it at work, forever after referred to as "That time in the poorly ventilated meeting room where everything got decided in 6 minutes"
( , Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Oh man, I'm totally late replying to this
but YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
( , Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)
but YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
( , Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)
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