I liked it
So...
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:35, 135 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

linky

rob, want a plus one invite?
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)

no wai!!
congratulations!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

oh man, that's awesome
Congratulations!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)

woah woah woah

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Congratulations!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

HAW!
Man, you've got fucking girl's hands!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Really?
Fantastic :D massive congrats
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

so was it done all romantic, like
and will there be a party?
and where the hell is everyone else?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)

b3ta engagements are so six months ago

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Online divorces are the way forward.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

ill open a book.
I'll take 5 months
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Yeh go on then.
October 27th 2011
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Oh Clendrix, if you're implying that [insert b3tan couple of choice*] are going to get devorced inside 3 years...
Then I want to say that I think they'll last the distance. And I think it's quite unfair for you to imply that they've married into a life of missery and bitterness.

* you know who I'm talking about, yeh', them, blatent innit.**
_{** Haha, made _you_ paranoid, I have no on in mind***.}
*** But seriously, yeah', deffo by 2014.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Them?
Naaa, they'll last.
They've got a non-returnable commitment.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

do i need to buy a hat....
Are you wearing a hat?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

No. I have a restraining order.
I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a hat.
I do have my dress sorted though.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

is it really dressy?
I think ill end up looking like the scruffy loser
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I am wearing a dress made of knitting.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

No change there then
J/K! Lollerskates *HUGS*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

EPIC SADFACE
You're getting a punch in the arm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

EPIC SMILEYFACE

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

YOUR FACE IS EPIC SMILEYFACE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Yes, that's what I meant.
Don't be trying all that rubbish with me.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

No, not them, _them_. them invited me to their wedding celebrations, I'm bringing my PS3 and Rockband as the Entertainments Manager, they'll deffo last with a send off like that.... I'm talking about _them_.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I know, I was being deliberately naughty.
You're not actually going to attend, are you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I donno, I wanna book my tickets and hotel next week 'cus then I have to go and when I go I'll have an awesome time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Yeh, do it then.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Darn
Guess i'd better torrent evil dead 2 and watch it on my own then.. Seriously though, that's lovely. Congrats to both of you :)
(berk, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Amazing!
Congratulations to you both :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

i am stuck at work
i feel like murdering someone. know any cyclists?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Gee You, Tee Tee, Eee Dee.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

huh???
ah wait. gutted.

yes, yes i am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

hahahahahahahaaa

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Holla we want prenup!
Congratulations to you both.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)

REBOUND REBOUND REBOU....oh....... :: Sulky Face ::

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Al's gonna be gutted
But congrats fella!!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

He knows.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Consoling him now, are you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I'm taking him to Therapy? next week.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Al hasn't bought me bread yet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I will have words with him when I see him.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

glees

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

haha nice!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

with a face like that he won't break any hearts

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Mirrors, maybe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Last time I went to a gig with him, he got very drunk, then got the hiccups and then got angry about them.
Drunk people trying to express their anger about their hiccups whilst constantly hiccuping are very amusing.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Drunk Al is definitely one of my favourites.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

He looks like a bemused lunatic.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

He tries to give me money when pissed. I never accept it.
I love the story of him smashing into the wall while throwing up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Best of all the BFFs

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

and then he gets drunk?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Poor fellow, but I guess it's for the best, it's gonna be tough on that big guy.
Maybe he'll get over it, in time, with your help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Mazeltov.
Fantastic news. Date update so far so good. Going to go to her friends house party I think so fingers crossed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Wait a sec, you're not Al, you're not Al at all, you two have two similar names now, I'm getting whoever you are and him confused.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Bobby pires at your service my liege. But not right now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

he won't stop changing his name, Gonx
tell him to stop changing his name
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

seconded.
I've changed my name TWICE since I've been a member. It gets irritating when he does it. Gonz's are usually amusing so it's ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

ive changed mine a mazillion times

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Hey teegeebeegeebeeteegee!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

hey sexy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

how you doin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Quite a few people change their name regularly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

But they're usually recognisable.
Apart from when you changed it to be whatever noise your icon made. That was confusing for a bit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Splendid.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I've changed mine lots
although previous to the "...related incident" thing I have also been 'Smoke and Mirrors' and 'notblonde'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I seem to have upset people.
Sorry. I still stand by not liking people changing their names 4 times a week.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

I honestly don't think you've upset anyone, sausage.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I've got no idea what's going on
other than I'm in a room which is about 2/3rds as big as my one in uni in every dimension where the heating was off and it's COLD
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

are you not cocktailing it up?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

tailing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

No cock for me.
There has not been cock for a while now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I forgot to arrange concrete times
and besides, I probably would have fallen asleep into my LIIT. Fell asleep on the sofa in front of David Attenborough. Awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

my favourite cocktail bar in Oxford
refuses to serve Long Island Iced Teas. They serve Wrong Spiced Tree instead I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

What's in that, then?
I'm rather partial to them, and Slow Comfortable Screws.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I think it's three shots of a spiced rum
and something else. It's lovely but fiercely alcoholic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I want another Long Island Iced Tea Party
1. Get two friends, and some cash.
2. One friend buys gin, another vodka, and the final person rum.
3. All chip in for coke, limes and tequila.
4. Get a Pyrex measuring jug and a large mixing bowl. Make cocktails.
5. Drink 3 pints of highly alcoholic but non-alcoholic tasting cocktail.
6. Pass out on the floor.
7. Take home "your" bottle of spirit and save the tequila for another day when all of you want to get obliterated.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

and I want an invite please
I'm good at making cocktails, and LIIT are delicious. Come to Oxford and we'll hit Raouls and the Duke of Cambridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Don't they have triple sec in?
I do enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Don't they have triple sec in?
I do enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

They should have.
And ideally lemon juice not Lime.
(bill, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 7:33, Reply)

no - there was no offence taken
unless you meant some :/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I MEANT ALL THE OFFENSE IN THE WORLD

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)

WOAH!
TIME TO KICK OFF!

/kicks lampito

RIOT!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

You fucking startin' mate? Fuck ofF! do your fuckin' worst!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

*runs*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I'm a kitten really :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

ahaha a sex kitten.
sorry, just had to put that in before someone else did.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

not sure I could kick a kitten, though
I'd need special kitten kicking boots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

with spikes on

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Ooh congratulations!
Like the ring, too... Good luck an' all!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

did she nick it herself?
/congratulations
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Congrats chap
you appear to have done pretty well there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Are you suggesting he's punching above his weight?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

he's punching her?
Bloody hell!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'm absolutely positive she can give as good as she gets.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I suspect you're right
she is a Scouser after all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Congratulations fella!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

could you not have bought a real one?
though I have to say, you seem to get a better level of kinder egg toy these days...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

you should come to OT more often

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

*sarcasm detector activated*
having just visited your profile, I have been frightened by a scary picture. Tell me there's another mrs b3th around. Please.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

I feel the same way

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

oh i actually wasnt being sarcastic
I actually had a lol at your post.

There isn't another baby its all about you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)

right - now I'm officially worried
I have never met this person. Is he scary?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)

she

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

are you calling me a bloke?
But its a magic pic it picks up your user name freaking out anyone who views it *evil laughs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I was talking about the Cr3 perswon as a he
I know of the Badger and her works.

And thank you for that. I am now very relieved, but feel like a tit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

if it makes you feel better youre one in a very long list
Who has been caught out :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

yay

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Hats off to you
And my best hopes and wishes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

i have just got home
and have the best tea ever. 7 different types of fancy cheese, some jalapeno houmous, and a variety of crackers. beat that, internet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Name those fancy cheeses
I am a conneisuer of cheese and I probably can't spell conneisuer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

okey
my colleagues bought them from neals yard for me. so we have... a tangy lancashire bomb, a colston bassett stilton, a ragstone goats cheese, some berkswell, some stinking bishop, one that looks like it says coolea (it's like a really hard strong cheddar) and a runny brie.

ps: connoisseur
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I generally approve
Stinking Bishop is over-rated. I love goats cheese but it makes me fart chronically so I must be careful where I eat it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

they are all delicious, but the stilton is in a slightly different league
i like stinking bishop a lot, but it has to be said, its bark is worse than its bite, it smells much stronger than it tastes. i am fussy about the rinds though. i now have a plate piled high with rejected bits.

erm, are you sure goats cheese does that, never heard that before...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Rind adds texture
Don't reject it.

Different things give different people flatulence. I have a friend who farts prolifically after eating cucumber.

Mine is goats cheese and my scratty arse has a NATO warning stapled to it as proof.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

the quality of discussion here is top notch

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

ssssssssh
i have spent my entire evening drafting crashingly dull court proceedings.

it has left me feeling dull! the disappointed is kindly helping me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Everyone farts
Except the Queen, obviously - she's had a fartectomy.

What do you expect at 23.32 on a Friday?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

hey I'm not complaining
farts are funny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

no, i can't, it is making my mouth screw up thinking about eating it!
also i read somewhere that the white rind on brie/goats cheese is carcinogenic?

brie is literally the only cheese i don't like, unless it is melted on something like garlic mushrooms. shame i have a massive chunk of it here, will have to bin it! or maybe i should melt it. and pour it over some garlic mushrooms. hmmmm.

so why would you eat something that had that effect????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Because I like it
Now I'm on my own again I can wander around the house after goats cheese emitting fumes with abandon.

The cats and dogs don't seem to mind.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

*calls RSPCA*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Cats have about 150x our sense of smell
Dogs about 200x.

They've got other odours to pre-occupy them. Like my wellies.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

so you are blasting them with 200 times the filthy stench
that you have to endure?

*puts RSPCA on speed-dial*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I've been to the head quarters of the RSPCA
It's tiny.

You couldn't swing a cat.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

You could post the brie to me
But I expect it'd be in a shabby state when it arrived.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

yes i don't think
the royal mail and brie mix very well!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Mine is coffee
as my coworkers will attest during my brief flirtation with it at work, forever after referred to as "That time in the poorly ventilated meeting room where everything got decided in 6 minutes"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I'm back,
went well. What have I missed?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

define "well"
did you get some jiggy jiggy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

New thread.
Gaymo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Congratulations to you both!
that's fantastic!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Woo Hoo!
Congratulations to you both!
(bill, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 7:36, Reply)

Oh man, I'm totally late replying to this
but YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)