( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Holy fuck
Your floor is coated in coke!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

...and who IS that little hottie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

That's NOT your daughter?
Oh thank Christ, I was feeling guilty

*unzips* Our Father...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Oh christ.
It's Pink.

I trust you ordered one for Swipe as well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

They do a grey one too
but it looked too boyish: I tookk a vote from colleagues and was emphatically told NOT to get the grey one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Well order another pink one for Swipe.
She'll get all upset if she sees other children get pink things that she hasn't got.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

[something about monty and his pink thing]

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Swipe wants Monty's mighty pink turret?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

this is hardly newsworthy stuff
my drawbridge is always lowered for monty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm sure that Monty will unleash his 'boiling oil' in return.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Don't forget to clean your moat beforehand.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't think he'll ever reach the keep
He's obsessed with all things Moaty remember?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Although not taking it to its somewhat extreme conclusion...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I do hope you remember to raise your portcullis...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

haha
you lot have made me laugh with your castle-y puns.

he can breach my ramparts too if he insists.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Oh, I insist alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You can fuck her, too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

BEST SUBTHREAD EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)

come on then
show me your battering ram...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

It'll be a good 'knight' for Swipe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

*reveals 'siege engine'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

*polishes helmet and mighy lance*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

*admires splendid lance and mighty jousting style*
*swoons*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

*bums castle*
*possibly doing it wrong*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

jesus crow
that is a child's toy

what is the matter with you? someone always has to go too far and ruin it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You think the castle's ruined?
You should see what the splinters have done to my John Thomas...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

If it's in runies it'll become a tourist attraction and they can charge people to see it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

The castle or my penis?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Gasp in amazement as Monty unveils his trebuchet jizz-laucher.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Hahaha! Wow!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Yup, as does the furniture.
I bought the lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

oops! deleted question.
Did you get dragons?
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Nah but knights on horseback,
a jester, squires, prince, princess, king & queen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

It's huge!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I've had no complaints.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Pfft.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That does actually look like an awesome toy
(And in my colour as well!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Tell me Crow.
Does your abode have air conditioning, or do you not need it because the massive flopping of your wrists creates enough of an air current to keep you cool in the summer?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

My abode is not air conditioned
And therefore when it gets hot in the summer, I like nothing better than to head down to my nearest cocktail bar, where I can teapot around an air-conditioned venue with an ice-cold pina colada barely supported by one flopping hand, and occasionally being doused in soda water when the bar staff think I'm starting to steam.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

The mental image is making grin like a lunatic.
And teapotting is fucking hilarious, if I do say so myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

holy fucker!
that's fucken sweet
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's better in real life, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I would've shit myself if I got something like that when I was a kid.
my barbie house was a set of shelves like this, but quarter of that size, and I had to paint it myself.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Did you grow up Dickensian England?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I am pretty sure she'll like it.
Plus if I am completely honest, I am well pleased that it fucking SHITS ALL OVER the spoilt girl upstairs' doll's house.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

am well pleased that it fucking have enjoyed several Tayyabs-induced
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

oh, dad

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

It sounds pathetic I know,
but he buys my daughter more presents than I do and I don't like it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

what? why?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Why does he buy her the presents or why don't I like it?
if a) my kid sees a lot of his, she's spoilt rotten and he's very rich so he buys my kid stuff so it doesn't look so bad him getting his kid a new toy every two minutes

If b) I don't agree with it. Even with unlimited funds i would still like my daughter to appreciate what she has and to learn to wait for stuff, old-fashioned cunt that I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

GAY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Where do you insert the batteries?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

IN YOUR BUM

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Christ,
for a moment I thought my screen had been replaced with a mirror...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I asked someone this a while ago
They told me to 'stick them up my arse'. Tell you what, that John Venables is a right twat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Up the little girl's arse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

this is a very amateur question, gonz
i am surprised at you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Def getting

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

+a lob on.
You nonce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Def getting One for classroom

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Is that the kids version of Def Leppard?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's a Pop Will Eat Itself single I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSxcclOd4Rw&feature=fvst
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I love the Poppies.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' was their best song.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I diodn't realise it was a cover
until I heard the original on the radio a while back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Ooh I like that.
That's excellent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

As inspired by the Wewelsburg

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I've spotted the Obergruppenführersaal

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

My favourite castle of ALL TIME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Hopefully it's got an add-on concentration camp for her next birthday
That'll give you the time to explain the benefits of the final solution
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)