Don't tell poppet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's your bed she's been sleeping in
so it's not me who needs to avoid distressing pillowtalk!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Woah. Step back.
I hope this isn't going to get all rapey.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

it's not rape if you push back
or something like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it's not rape
if you're charming and witty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

i think you have just answered his question about noel then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

what's this about pillowtalk then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

She stayed in MK Sunday night
Now she's staying with Noel. WHY DOESNT HE GET ACCUSED OF RAPE?!?!?!?!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

did you not read this thing after the last bash?
seems like every woman who was there wants to get in noel's pants. noel and monty, that is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

AHEM.
The list comprised of three male b3tans, and I was one of them!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That's a nasty cough you've got there, Lab.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Sounds like an AIDS cough to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

It's funny because that was a nickname of mine at school

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, 'AIDS cough'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

much as it pains me to admit it
this is actually true. the most shaggable male OT list, i am reliably informed by multiples sources, is indeed labs, monty and noel (in no particular order, but preferably all 3 so that a proper comparite can be carried out)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

How three men can look so different and yet be so handsome and charming is amazing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

maybe it's because the competition was so poor?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Don't go taking this glorious moment away from me
I'm basking right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

you're a gigantic shark?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

*wrestles*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

The Vortex! NOOOOO!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I feel like a gigantic shark right now
*prouds*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'd be a bit careful basking round there - Greenpeace might roll you back into the sea
It's funny because you're a CHINNY CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

ENTER NEW CHALLANGER

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Is that some secret and disturbing balloted comparison of every b3tan male
or are you just including the ones you've met?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

She's got a "hit list"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

+ s
*L7s*

fucking hell, they were dire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

She's only met Monty.
But I can confirm this. There are a few others but these three seem to be universaly admired around these parts.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

i haven't actually met any of the b3ta boys
except pjm, who is lovely, but that was years ago.

i am purely going on very reliable first hand sources and gossip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

excellent, I'm safe then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Labs paid us all £10 to say it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I felt sorry for Noel and Monty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Why? We didn't have to pay anyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

"Give two vaguely alright guys a compliment, they'll feel less depressed for an hour"
"Pay just a tenner per b3tan lady, and these two better-than-average male b3tans will be complimented with enough regularity to enable them to function in regular society."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I don't think anyone thinks that Monty functions in regular society.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

My mother does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

very quick
i love it.

/note, speed does not always impress me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I'm going to start dying random pubs gray so I can also get in on the list too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

you wish
their milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

And they're all like "woah, actually, I'm lactose-intolerant"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Did you read the literally hundreds of posts saying I'm very charming and witty?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

All by you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

That was the joke
and thus proving my wit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

But no charm!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

but you wrote them yourself
and we all know you like to get in your own pants

[it's funny because i am calling you a wanker]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

yeah we're worried about Noel

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Monty is old
Noel is quite tasty though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

he's not as old as me :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Doesn't he have like a wife'n'kid though?
GET-IN-THERE, BEST-BY-DEFAULT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I don't think Monty is that old.
I just get the impression he has crammed quite a lot into his time on this planet*.

*Mostly massive drugs so he can mentally leave this planet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You know the answer to that.
It's mostly because he's not a massive rapey rapist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)