what is your worst fear?
Including any experience with spiders or small spaces etc... everyone should have a lot of funny answers. I do anyway lol

Heres to prove you will like it:

My cousin and I were playing on the ps2 so I could usually kick his ass on Pro Evo 2.
Turns out theres a tiny spider at the other side of the room in the top corner not bothering us one bit minding his own business.
MY cousin RAN out of the room to tell his mum (hes 17) and when asked by me to forget about it, he said," Im not going in there!! That spider will get me and put me off while Im playing!"

Proceeded by 5 people laughing.
(Tom64, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 0:36, Reply)

If you had 10 minutes on stage and the whole world was listening...
What song would you sing and why?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:42, Reply)

what was your worst 'doing a poo' experience?
did you rush to the loo in a posh resteraunt with the worst case of 'bubbling colon disorder' and spray the entire cubicle because you always hover above the seat in public toilets?

as you left the cubicle did someone else immediately enter it and then come out disgusted, look at you and tell you you had 'severe problems and that you should have made some kind of effort to get the shit off of the wall and the cistern'?

did you (because you were so drunk) actually take pictures of the mess with your camera phone whilst you were still in the cubicle and then, (also becuase you were so, so drunk), show them to your mother in law not remembering that you had done so the next day?

and no, this never happened to me. (honest)

situations like that, involving poo. examples. give them to us.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 15:11, Reply)

Does my arse look big in this?
situations created by the wrong answers to questions like these from girlfriends/wives
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 14:55, Reply)

irrational obsessions
I HAVE to eat an even number of things. Chewing gum for example - I get very upset if someone takes just one chewing gum, because it leaves me with an odd number. Same if I drop a crisp. I have to drop one more, to make it even.
(V3lvetPresley, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 14:53, Reply)

irrational fears
that go beyond the usual fear of heights, spiders, mice,...
please elaborate on the consequences of it in your daily life.
(alfons, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 14:14, Reply)

What's your most amusing celebrity encounter?
I've got one, but I'm not telling unless it comes up as question of the week :-P
(Kyzia was here on, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 13:21, Reply)

Whats the best way to annoy people you work with?
... not that I'm collating information or anything.

I used to routinely disconnect the network cable from the back of my horrible boss's pc, because I knew how much it upset him to have a subordinate come and fix it for him. And set pictures of raw meat as his desktop wallpaper, which 'must have been a virus'.
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 12:43, Reply)

Where Can I Find
Naked pictures of you or your sister? Email address in profile.
(V3lvetPresley, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 11:48, Reply)

do you have
any interesting body features (eg: scars, acne in the shape of south america, etc etc) and if theres a story to go with it, like how you got these features, what is it...?
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 0:11, Reply)

Have you ever killed anyone/anything?
well have you???
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 19:51, Reply)

Drink
Is lovely. But it's not always good. What's the worst/stupidest/most embarrassing thing you've ever done/stolen while under the influence?
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 19:03, Reply)

What is the...
..stupidest thing you've done to injure yourself?

In other words, am I the only person who decided to use my hand to see exactly how hot my oven was?
(pk, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 18:09, Reply)

what is
the funniest/most embarassing/ weirdest thing to happen to you whilst indulging in a bit of rumpy pumpy?
(diamondflamer, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 17:55, Reply)

a question....
Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done to your little bro/sis/parent/pet/best friend/old lady next door? I mean REALLY nasty evil/get locked up type thing!!
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 17:40, Reply)

Neighbourhood Nutters
The ones that everyone knew of, even people that grew up there years before, or after you.
With stories about them you are not sure if they are true, or just myth.
( heymister, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 17:19, Reply)

Where is the strangest place you have slept?

( Duncan Disorderly, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 15:50, Reply)

Best/Worst Christmas present?
Should be easy to answer at this time of year.
(trollbite, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:35, Reply)

why do people look yellow
when you're stoned?

or is it just me?
( slippery doctore, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 4:21, Reply)

Why
aren't there more questions on here?
(DeletedDeleted, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 23:16, Reply)

What's the
best school prank you ever played on a teacher/pupil?
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 21:22, Reply)

What was the Scariest/strangest ex-partner you ever have had?
Mine was a girl who amongst other things carried a small sandbag frog around with her.
It spoke or rather beeped to her and could solve all of her problems.

She was 19 at the time
Oh I have just remembered I bumped into her a few months ago, she is now 25/26 and the Frog has been replaced by tigger
(Finn_coyote, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 15:32, Reply)

repressed child memories
stories of violent clowns at parties etc.
(Market Man, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:44, Reply)

What's the biggest thing you've ever
stick up your arse?
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:13, Reply)

What have you done that made baby Jesus cry?
I called him a cunt and squeezed his mum's tits.
/blasphemy
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:46, Reply)

what one event shot down all your hopes and dreams?
with me it was jumping out of a tree aged 10 and realising that nope i really couldn't fly
( lemony, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:44, Reply)

What's the one thing
you feel most guilty about?
( Dogtanian, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:38, Reply)

Can you
tell me how to get,
how to get to sesame street?
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:37, Reply)

have you ever worn 'laundry crisis' underwear
and had it discovered in embarrassing circumstances?
( blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:33, Reply)