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Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:

* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer

What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Estimates.
What estimates have you made? Were they accurate or inaccurate?

Tell us your stories about estimates.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 10:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Graffiti and vandalism
Ever got drunk and gone on a graffiti and vandalism spree? Altered a sign to amuse yourself? Or simply spotted something while out and about that's worth sharing?
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Missed opportunities
Did you pass on a ticket to see a band in an intimate venue before they started selling out stadiums? Tell us where you lost out to fate so we can all laugh at your missfortune
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)
What's the biggest colonoscopy you've ever had up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I had a colonoscopy last week
So there is now no need for a "What's the biggest thing you've ever stuck up your bum" question.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Chat-up attempts
Did it massively work? Or did it massively fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
what's the most racist thing you've ever said or done?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:51, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Marriage proposals
Was it romantic? Was it drunken and foolish? Was the answer "Yea" or "Nay, fuck off"?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 8:03, Reply)
Question of the Week suggestions
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:

* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer

What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 6:06, Reply)
Maths.
Tell us your hilarious maths stories, dickbreath.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)
School discos?
Have we had school discos yet? I know nightclubs has been asked, but what about school discos?

What's the biggest school disco you've shoved up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
What's
the smallest thing you've up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
"My favourite songs".
Tell us what your favourite songs are, and why.

Some of them probably won't even need an explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Let's make qftw 500 really special by stopping at 499

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)
One of my wife's school friends has recently become a priest.
In honour of this, and because QOTW 500 deserves a special topic: -

What is the biggest thing you've put up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Gym'll fix it
Ever been to a health club, fatties? Gone arse over tit on the treadmill? Got a right kicking after bursting out in uncontrollable giggles at some weight-lifter's grunting? Vomited furiously at the stench of tuna-saturated shit wafting from the gents toilets? Spunk us your tales of toned, sweaty males
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Job interview disasters
Tell us about a time you heroically titted up an interview. Alternatively, tell us about the time you interviewed a mewling spasmoid with no discernible skills.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:00, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Anecdotes
Post a brief, amusing and interesting anecdote. It doesn't necessarily have to be true just so long as it's original and funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Have
you ever met up with anyone from okcupid, match. eharmony, etc?
Were they freaky, funny, or just as fucking desperate as you?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
THEFT
When have you ever stolen a wii (no cables) am electric drill (no cables) a broken iPod (no cables) and £40 cash (no cables)

Or when have you ever nicked something and got caught.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Anus.
You're a fucking anus. You anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 9:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Fireworks! Do a story about how you went 'OOOOH' and 'AHHHHHH' at some coloured lights and loud noises.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Abject failure. We know you're all fucking losers.
Tell us your most amusing incidence of such.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Incontinence.
Ever shat/pissed yourself in public?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
fancy dress is for spastics.
did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?

surely there must be an interesting story out there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Teachers.
It's been done before but it's a pretty safe go-to topic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:24, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
I nearly shit meself
when was the last time you touched cloth out of fright? was it the halloween episode of spongebob squarepants? that show with Michael Parkinson that did an Orson Welles that only old people remember?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Sheds.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:29, Reply)

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