claims to fame?
whats your claim to fame?
(Macabre_Halo, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 21:15, Reply)

Home repair
I think a good q would be to ask if anyone has had any unique experiences with a home repair person. I had one guy come over to fix the satillite dish and he kept farting! Another time, a computer repair guy gave me his business card for his S&M Dungeon service.

Maybe others have nice stories to share.
( themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:56, Reply)

I dumped my missus last night,...
So went on the piss and ate meat for the first time in a year (after going veggie to pander to her whims).

As a consequence, my guts are in an uproar - so, everyone,...

What's the worst/most embarrasing shit you've ever had?
( Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:10, Reply)

Wanky colleagues
That gets my vote!
I could fill a page with the tossers I know
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 3 Feb 2005, 19:46, Reply)

Wanky colleagues
At work, I sit next to quite possibly the most obnxious man ever spawned.

Despite being in his 50s and less attractive than a sea cow, he moonlights as a male escort. It turns out he's only ever had two requests for his 'services' - both of whom failed to turn up (it turns out they were both set up by a fellow workmate, who hid round the corner in hysterics).

I want to know about the sub-human species YOU work with, so I know others are sharing my pain.
(littlemissperfect, Thu 3 Feb 2005, 15:09, Reply)

local nutters
Dear Jim,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please could you fix it for me to re-post "Local Nutters".

I just read it and have about 6 I could have added myself!! It was so funny.

Brett age 3005
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 20:23, Reply)

How About....
Whats the wierdest thing You've ever googled...
And what were the results?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 17:22, Reply)

What was your first Internet experience like?
It was surreal for me...
(Roland Deschain, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 4:53, Reply)

It has absolutley gotta be...
Which superpowers would you like to have??
Personally, I would like a nice shiny set of mind bullets (you know...the type that can kill a yak from 200 yards away!)
(monstermunchqueen a queen for the people, by the people, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 11:37, Reply)

i've always wanted to know
what would have happened to the world if jesus went bad.
but that's probably not a question is it?
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 15:00, Reply)

Jehovah's witnesses
Your worst encounter(s)...
(coxval, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 10:18, Reply)

"Unnoficial" skills learned from work
What things have you learned from work?

Eg how to view B3ta without the boss seeing, or how to steal office supplies?
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 16:49, Reply)

we've all been there...
what was your worst/most embarrassing/most awkward pull?
(emgee, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:34, Reply)

have you ever successfully put the blame on someone else?
and how bad had you been?

what is the best legal high you've encountered?
big points for those not involving drugs

are any parts of your body more famous than the whole of you?

when did you realise you couldn't sink any lower?

what's your most pathetic phobia?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:42, Reply)

Stupid things people say which aren't PC
Chap in the office just said

"Coloureds prefer green bananas"

I'm still puzzled about it...
(Yellow Car is now red, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:14, Reply)

Scars!
And where you got them!
All coversations with new people end up being about scars!
Ive got a beauty on my right hand that I got after droppin somes gcse art project
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 19:37, Reply)

Survey Answers
We've all been harrassed either in person or on the phone by some sort of surveys. What brilliant answers have b3tans given?
(tree hugger putting the "semen" in "basement"..., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:43, Reply)

what happened to..
the old questions of the week?, flatmates from hell had me laugh so hard i couldent breathe.

why cant we see those answers again?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 21:20, Reply)

Triumphant breasts
What's your favourite / least favourite word? I'm not talking about words like cake (because it's yummy) or vomit (because it's not), I'm talking about the words you just love or hate the sound of. I know someone who physically twitches on hearing the word "piecemeal". I myself can't stand "triumphant" or "breasts", they just sound wrong. The very worst though has got to be "gobsmacked". And my favourite words are "smooth" and "bubble". Hmmm.
(Mad McMad, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:19, Reply)

Under the Influence
for example:

once when I wasnt quite with it, shall we say... I made a dog out of my scarf and put it on the table.

Then some1 put a paket of open salted nuts (they come in a red packet) by my 'dog'

this freaked me out, and queue me telling everyone that 'my dog was bleeding out of it's nuts'

A not so amused pub landlord told my m8s to take me home. :(
(chixor, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:39, Reply)

Worst/most embarrassing birthday surprise
Whether you've been the victim or the plotter.
(Ship's Biscuit, Sun 23 Jan 2005, 17:46, Reply)

Most bizarre dream...
...and your interpretation of said dream.

I had this rather erotic one last nite about a bottle of peach brandy, my wife, a lesbian workmate and my boxer dog who was driving an ambulance to a local basketball game .

I did tell my wife about it but she wasn't up for it...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 22 Jan 2005, 14:53, Reply)

What about
best example of a 'Jobsworth'? you know, "I'd like to help but it's more than my jobs worth".
(Mike Literis, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 20:24, Reply)

How about...
Crimes you've committed and how you've managed to get away with it.

*I do not work for the police. Go about your business. Nothing to see here.*
(King In Crimson, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:21, Reply)

Decisions, Decisions
Which one of your parents would you kill and why?
(Black Sheep, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 10:59, Reply)

Excuses, excuses.
What's the most elaborate, far-fetched, or inspired excuse you've ever got away with?
(Scoobs, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 9:55, Reply)

Dawn French?
Did some one belittle Dawn French?
Dont knock it 'till you have tried it, thats what I say.

More cushion for the pushin!

Len
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:50, Reply)

I See Dead People - They've Got Coins on the Eyes
Closest approach to death (without crossing over) ever brought about by one's stupidity.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:27, Reply)

Have you ever widdled in an amusing place?
When I was four I dropped my trousers and pissed all over the sofa in front of my mum and one of her friends. She was not amused.

Have you ever piddled anywhere other than a loo for your own amusement or as revenge?
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 18:24, Reply)

Unusuall accidents
sounds like a good idea! you got my vote!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 17:35, Reply)