What is the best snack food ever?
and why do you think so?


I think Wheat Thins (I don't know if you Brits have them, you probably do but I am a dumb american after all) kick ass, because they manage to make a wheat cracker tasty. I can eat whole boxes in one sitting.
( deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 7:09, Reply)

Damn you sn@p!
Mindpissage!
(Rushy, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 4:05, Reply)

Stupid colleagues
Have you ever worked with someone that are so obscenely stupid, that you're just waiting to read them on the Darwin awards?

I used to work at a ticketing agency, and when I asked the girl at the front desk to copy a list of daily bookings, she said she couldn't because the monitor wasn't close enough to the photocopier.
I had to quit because the valium wasn't working.
(sn@p, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 21:56, Reply)

Stuff You Got Up To In School.
For example: One guy from my GCSE Business Studies class was told to leave the room for some infraction that slips my mind. This he did. Halfway to the door, he spun around and started moonwalking, while singing 'Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer. Most of the class burst out laughing, while the teacher looked on in a stunned silence.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 17:47, Reply)

Why do you answer the question of the week?
Why? :3
And don't say you don't answer it, contradiction and denial!
( Pyratus, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 21:44, Reply)

What was your first record?
The first record that I ever _had_ (bought as a Xmas present for me) was Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers. I still like it. Other than that, my taste in music is mostly credible.

The first record that I ever _bought_ was the 25th Anniversary of Glastonbury CD. Much more credible.
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 20:46, Reply)

What's the weirdest place you've ever been?
and that's open to any interpretation...
( BobbyParadise, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 17:47, Reply)

Tell us when you made a member of opposite sex cry
Either deliberately or not.

Can only think of it happening twice with me:

(1) Last year, three days into my first job as a "manager" I had to fire someone coz she was crap.

(2) love triangle thing when strange girl at college had a crush on me (God knows why) and walked in on me getting off with her best mate. She cut short my first ever proper kiss with a big cry-baby scene and ruined a beautiful moment for me. She obviously got over me because she is happily married now.
(McFlooble, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 16:43, Reply)

Tips
Whats the most useful day to day survival tip you could give anyone, none of all that emotional "be yourself" bollocks, like the ones from BBC 2's trade secrets crossed with Ray Mears or something.
(Biggsy, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 9:54, Reply)

What's your best pet memory?
Inspired by Sheep's recent FP...

I got my dog when he was about two pounds, the size of an average zucchini. Being a small beast he got picked up and held a lot as a puppy.

To the end he thought he was a lapdog, ignoring that he was a German shepherd/husky mix.

So one night as I was watching TV he decides he wants to be on my lap. No problem when I was on the couch, but I happened to be in a rocking chair at the time. It took a lot of wriggling, but he was content to sit on me while I watched TV.

I think my kids still have the picture my ex took of me sitting there with ninety pounds of dirtbag on my lap...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 23 Mar 2005, 0:54, Reply)

What really gets on your tits?
I don't mean the obvious stuff, I mean bizarre little pet hates that get right up your nose but don't seem to bother other people.

My no. 1 at the moment is grown women who attach little fluffy toys to their rucksacks. Makes my blood boil, it does.
( Biffins Bridge, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 20:21, Reply)

Biggest idiot on friendsrunited
Such as this. I'm suspecting he's a serial killer.

www.friendsreunited.co.uk/FriendsReunited.asp?wci=otherprofile&member_key=6803738
(jimcrock, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 15:08, Reply)

How about
Pet experiences - what utterly stupid / amusing / downright embarrasing things has your pet caused? Dogs wiping their arse on the carpet, "male" gerbils suddenly becoming pregnant, your parrot shagging your rabbit?
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 15:05, Reply)

biggest lie
whats the biggest lie you've ever told? (and subsequently got away / not got away with)
(nappy rash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 13:44, Reply)

most useful fact
Ie a whole load of those things that appear at the end of each newsletter.
(logic2, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 21:55, Reply)

playing with friend's phobias
We used to have a mate who had a most irrational fear of tomatoes, he would cross the street to avoid greengrocers shops and would become tearful at the sight of a tomato.
Had a party at his house and we sneaked into his bathroom and removed all the tootpaste from the tube, replacing it with tomato puree,
next morning it took us about 3 hours to get him down of the ceiling,
oh how we laughed
( Dill, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 9:12, Reply)

Crazy Friends
Ask us about the strange company we keep and stories about the things we have seen our friends do.
(lothric, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 5:33, Reply)

Your saddest moment
we've had the happiest, so how about the saddest?
(anotheradam, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:45, Reply)

what are we getting around to do doing?
or more acurately what have we been putting off doing for too long.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 22:28, Reply)

Oscure, Unfounded Theories
I have one. Being a card carrying athiest, I am highly sceptical of religion in general and believe (perhaps blasphemously - or not) that more pure happiness has been given/received in the world by Disney.

Some feat since Disney has only been around for under a century and people have been slaughtering each other over "God" since the dawn of time.

To my knowledge, no-one has ever been killed or sacrificed in the name of Mickey.
(Peelmytangerines, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 20:20, Reply)

Long lost enemies
Is there someone you wish you could find to rub their nose in something? That old lover who said you'd never make it without them? The old boss who said you'd never work in this town again? The schoolyard bully who called you a stupid girly-girl (okay, that one still hurts *sniff!*)
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 20:52, Reply)

Long lost friends
Have you lost touch with someone you really miss?
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 20:50, Reply)

Jokes you have never gotten
Okay, not being British and not having an ice cream man in my neighborhood, I have no idea if I should laugh about the whole "only playing music when they are out of ice cream" thing or not.

There is also a Far Side cartoon that has stumped me for almost 20 years now.

I'll laugh politely anyways...
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 19:58, Reply)

Jokes only you think are funny
Joel Hodgeson of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" once said they never write a joke wondering who's going to get it. They write a joke knowing the right people will get it. Does something crack you up each time, but the right people never seem to appear to get it? Perhaps the right people are B3tans. Try it out on us.

We'll laugh politely anyways...
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 19:55, Reply)

Have you ever had something happen...
...when you're about to do something completely fucking stupid and a 'coincidence' convinces you to change your mind.

For example, I once had a massive argument with my far, far, better half and stormed off. Halfway down our road a branch (not a twig, a motherfucking log) fell out of a tree and hit me on the head. Thankfully, I wasn't knocked out or concussed, because in that moment I realised that it had been some sort of smack on the back of the head by the big man. A ticking off telling me not to be so dumb. I turned back and made up. I had, after all, been a complete dick.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 14:36, Reply)

It's just been on the BBC website...
but would make a good one - driving test stories. I passed first time with only three minor faults (still get shafted on the insurance though) but surely there's some good tales to be told??
(Dermot O'Logical, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 14:22, Reply)

What is the meaning of life?
Smartarse
(b0w13, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 22:49, Reply)

when did you have the feeling you want to kill somebody?
i hate my sis and her boyfriend,i hate them evry second i see them, i realy realy do, and who do you want to see death?
(coolzay, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:42, Reply)

what about...
secret things you like to do when no one else is around....
(Like study you genitals with a hand mirror)
(smartcat, Mon 14 Mar 2005, 15:20, Reply)