Inappropriate or Suprise Nakedness
When have you ever encountered (or created) nakedness in an unexpected place?

E.G. While I was doing a gliding scholarhip at an RAF base, one of the girls who worked ther wandered into the commanding officer's office to find him naked, one leg raised on his desk (fortunately for her, this obscured his manbits), admiring himself.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 17:49, Reply)

School thingies!
What is your fondest memory of your school days?

Did you have a teacher that you made cry, was there a silly game you used to play which eventually meant Billy could no longer walk? his would be a great question.
(Randall4k, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 14:36, Reply)

QOTW Suggestions
dejá vu, has it ever made you think your're crazy
hating people, is there some one that you just feel like knocking out
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 12:59, Reply)

Sorry if anybody's already suggested this
But there's 30 odd pages and I dont have time to check them all. Here's one I'd like to see:

What's the daftest thing anyone's ever said to you?

I've heard a lot of daft things in my time (I know a lot of daft people) and I want to know if my friends are stupider than yours.

For example, one time I was relaying the story to some friends of how my safety restraint popped open once on a rollercoaster. After finishing the anecdote, one of my friends turned to me and said (in all seriousness)

"Wow, did you die?"
( shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 5:21, Reply)

best comedy illness?
I currently have scabies, which is affording me a great deal of entertainment. I think it's hilarious. Nearly as funny as the cure, which involves painting yourself from neck to toe with stinking lotion and sitting in your room for 24 hours. Naked.

a) Am I wrong to find this funny?
b) What's the most amusing ailment you've ever had?
(mitten, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 23:58, Reply)

Question? No, it is. Really.
Favourite kitchen implement? I only ask because I've recently been seen frottaging le Crueset pans and have bought a mandolin.

And if that doesn't get picked. I, for one, will be surprised.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 20:19, Reply)

if
you woke up tomorrow and found you could change one thing, in yourself or in the world, what would it be?
( harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 1 Apr 2005, 18:07, Reply)

What's the best thing about sex?
(Or the best thing about wanking, if you'd rather).
I mean, obviously the climax - but that's not the point.
What about the moment you first slip inside a woman, or when she takes off your shorts and your erection pops out?
Or, for the wankers, the moment when you lie totally naked on the bed looking at yourself...?
(Viewfinder, Fri 1 Apr 2005, 9:44, Reply)

Incest !!!
We've all got a sexy cousin or aunty we fancy - ever done something about it ?
Ever seen a family member in the act or starkers ?
( dogfish, Fri 1 Apr 2005, 9:24, Reply)

everything
yep all of it the whole lot. live in a state of complete
confuzion allways have. edit : infact three of the main
points that are confusing me now are:
* interesting to read on the site
* appropriate to use on B3ta radio
* fun to answer
nothing ive ever done folows those three things. so I
talk to myself sometimes to pass the time but does
that mean anything! I have a disrespect for common
sence that would choke a dentist. The only thing
that keeps me going while I bumble through life not
understanding what people are doing or saying is
knowing that they arent getting what im saying.
most times they probably ignore me. I like that
feeling that people feel awkward trying to relate to
me it makes me feel like im getting my own back
on the whole human race one at a time. edit edit.
and flash and linux and bending moments
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 1 Apr 2005, 5:41, Reply)

question 1
Where exactly were you on November 22, 1963
(b3tan generation, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 21:33, Reply)

question 2
What the Hell is a "Grassy knoll" ?
(b3tan generation, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 21:33, Reply)

question 3
What the Hell is a "book depository" ?
(b3tan generation, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 21:32, Reply)

Seeing as April Fools is fast approaching...
What is the best pratical joke you have pulled on someone, or someone has done to you? Did any end with dire consequences and/or a trip to the local A&E? Coverage in a local newspaper?
(Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 17:55, Reply)

I have inward knuckles and my index toes are bigger than my big toes.
What little defects do you have?
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:37, Reply)

Ever soiled yourself in fear?

I mowed down a pensioner in my Mini once and actually let out a little wee before I realized what had happened. Until that point, I always thought that sort of stuff only happened in the movies. Let me assure you, it's real.

Tell us about your scariest moments.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:34, Reply)

question to ask
Tell us any war crimes you have committed recently
(salleyman, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:51, Reply)

office pranks
Today I nearly died of laughter. Chap in the same office as me was trying to use a laptop using the touchpad thingy. They are crap at the best of times we know, but even crapper when I am at the next desk with a bluetooth mouse that I have previously connected. Imagine the hilarity of him opening then closing then opening then closing applications. We also put spiders in his sandwiches, but that is completely different. Oh, and a moth...with a bogey on its head like a tiny top hat. We must do more work.
(dukefukem, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:28, Reply)

Not me, but My ex
Is a Spaniard, and spent one Christmas at our household.

For a laugh we told her that it was a customary British tradition to eat a raw Brussel Sprout on christmas morning, which also turned out to be her least favourite vegetable.

We'd put off eating the sprouts until later in the morning, giving her enough time to build up the tension.

What made us laugh the most was when she begged to at least eat it with a piece of cheese, which we duly denied.

Alas, we finally told her that it was a joke and was spared the sight of her crying over this sprout.

Perhaps that is why she is now my Ex?
(UTB, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:25, Reply)

Topic of the week
What actions did you take whilst travelling in order to avoid the potentially perilous mistakes of the foreigner abroad? A friend o'mine ate only oranges for nearly three weeks whilst abroad, as he had heard that even eating something washed with local water was likely to give him explosive and potentially crippling diarrhoea. Seemed a bit extreme, when you consider he was only in London. This however, did not stop him from contracting a severe case of food poisoning after consuming a Marks and Spencer's sandwich whilst OS at the Isle of Skye, where he was to give his brother a rollicking buck's night before the big day. Said bridegroom spent the night consoling his younger brother and providing the bucket for his anguished stomach when it became blindingly apparent that there was already one sorry male in the household that needed to be taken care of.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 12:34, Reply)

Catholicism
Fifteen years of it. Sadistic paedos telling me I was unclean and dirty. I've recovered now.
(mofitzy, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 12:00, Reply)

Would you show us your tits?
please?
(Lambkin, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:59, Reply)

unfortunate abbreviations
like Australian National University
or Action Response System (a help desk logging system)

allegedly too, some committee was a day away from calling their educational institution City University of Newcastle on Tyne
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 4:46, Reply)

How about?
First memories from childhood.
(monkey explosion, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 23:05, Reply)

Homemade/particularly amusing euphemisms
blah blah blah
(The Spelling Police, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 15:26, Reply)

Whats the most boring thing that has ever happened to you?

( DUM4S5 =], Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:40, Reply)