You could ask...
"What should we ask for a question of the week"....
( Gataki, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 15:17, Reply)

My Idea...
What thing are you highly allergic to yet still use regularly for the fun of it?
(Vic - If I Forget This Name I'm Fucked, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 18:10, Reply)

What's the best urban myth you ever heard?
Mine was the guy who got poisoned by a McChicken Sandwich, and when they tested the mayonnaise, in it was found the "best wishes" of three different gentlemen.
(scruffboy, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 17:53, Reply)

The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done...
... for instance, when I was in 1st year (i.e. about 11) i participated in induced fainting. This is basically breathing in and out deeply and quickly (this can get you f*cked out of your head as well, incidentally) and getting a trusted friend (one that won't knee you in the balls when you're out cold) to hold the arteries on either side of your neck until you pass out, which typically lasts about 20-30 seconds.

Now, this is stupidly dangerous in itself, but as i keeled over people suddenly realised how heavy i was (6ft tall and 9 stone) and i fell to the ground, knocking my head off the kerb. Apparently my eyes flashed open for a second then i passed out again.

I, on the other hand, was having a nice dream about a ferris wheel that gradually sped up. This was suddenly cut short and a nasty white noise/feedback sound filled my senses. Then, the nightmare beasts from my night terrors appeared, and came at me

I woke up screaming and had to be held down a talked to calmly for five minutes before i regained full consciousness. Even now i get jittery around that feedback type sound, and have regular panic attacks when something in my subconscious memory kicks in. Nasty.
(New Lassic; new danger, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 19:34, Reply)

Question of the week
For all the mental members please tell us what the wildest thing you did while at public schoool.
(uncleorange, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:12, Reply)

if there will ever be a question of the week
which isn't a question.
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 4 Feb 2004, 16:54, Reply)

Shite-est
Birthday
( Delete Me, Wed 4 Feb 2004, 12:03, Reply)

DJ Hetz Hudson
When will be release of the long expected comeback album from DJ Hetz Hudson??? Well, stay tuned, you will get to know...
(DJ Hetz Hudson, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 20:29, Reply)

Pished
What was the first time you ever got so drunk you had a proper memory lapse. One of those moments when you wake up in bed (if you're lucky) and think "hang on... how did I get here?"
(greendwarf, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 9:27, Reply)

subject
What is the wierdest inflatable you've ever seen? (that bouncy castle from phoenix nights doesnt count)
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:44, Reply)

have you ever
imagined a realy horrible looking substitute teacher in the buff?
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 20:06, Reply)

Your pets called what?
When me and my parents owned a pub we always had guard dogs. I remember when we got a male and a female debermans.

The female one was called fanny and the male one was called Fokker (german plane)
until my mum pointed out the fact that calling fokker fanny whilst walking past the church next to us could cause some arguments with the locals.

Fokker was then named to prince.
( Gaz, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 18:26, Reply)

Adverts that used to freak you out as a kid...
I was petrified by an advert for stones bitter in the early 80's, they'd scan the beer at the checkout, and the checkout girl turned to stone and then winked at the camera. That really freaked me,and still does, that and Peter Davison regenerating into Colin baker in Doctor Who, that freaked me too!!!
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 1 Feb 2004, 12:01, Reply)

another one...
Have you ever sent text messages when under the influence to people who you shouldn't have?
and the best prank calls you've ever made to people,mates/parents/teachers/the police etc...
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 1 Feb 2004, 11:55, Reply)

A reet puzzler
We all know that there's more than one way to skin a cat, but what's the best way to do it?
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sun 1 Feb 2004, 3:33, Reply)

How about...
...the biggest bestest lie you ever told and got away with...my mate once got months off work by telling them he had broken his leg...they never asked for a doctors note assuming that you wouldn't make something like that up!...He did have to fake a limp for a bit on returning to work though!
( fejling, Sat 31 Jan 2004, 13:58, Reply)

Too much information
What's the most inappropriately intimate thing your parents, relatives or total strangers have ever told you? (Boyfriends/girlfriends don't count because eventually you're supposed to know about the time they got a Snickers bar stuck in an intimate place.)

I was on the phone to my mum once when it somehow came up that I hadn't been getting any lately because I had my period. (!) My mum said "Don't you do it during your period? The last time your father and I did it it was *very* red."

How do I get into these conversations?!

On the other hand, it cured me of my phobia of doing "it" during my period... no, you can't use this as your story!
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 31 Jan 2004, 11:19, Reply)

What is the most innapropriate name for a pet?

Have you ever noticed how some "regular" names just don't work when they are applied to animals?

I had a friend who had a goldfish called Tim, and a second mate who called his dog Phillip.
(igotdamaged, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 16:55, Reply)

wswaftqotw?
question of the week should be bad acid trips? I once got about 30 crank calls whilst peaking. they ranged from 'evil clicking' to 'screaming banshee' noises on the other end. my brother's mate knew we droppin' acid and decided to mess with our heads.
(fleas, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 1:19, Reply)

how about
the worst things that happened to you while having (or trying to have) sex? This could be injuries, embarassing faux pas etc?
I once slipped half off my ex's bed in flagrante cracking my head off the bedside table, and was unconscious for about 10 mins while she struggled 'neath me to get out. bitch called an ambulance as well.
SHE got dressed by the time 2 cackling paramedics arrived. o so very, very, funny.
(meatatarian!, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 0:21, Reply)

Children say the funniest things?

( Laughing Boy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 19:04, Reply)

What is the weirdest place you got something stuck?
About 3 years ago at a friends house party things got a little rough (too much larger and vodka) anyway cut a long story short i was thrown into one of those arm chair's that recline...head first. the result was my head jammed down the back of this chair with my ears stuck behind the metal bars inside acting like barbs on a hook....... 25 bloody mins i was in that chair.
(cerberus666, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 13:04, Reply)

Best insult you've suffered
Having a beard and long hair I, typically get the "JESUS" shout from twats in the street who obviously think that I've never heard that before etc. etc. BUT...... whilst riding my mountain bike into town one day a very clever lad called out "I thought Jesus was supposed to ride a donkey". I almost fell off my bike in hysterics. Spot on that man.
( mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 12:34, Reply)

Obsessions...
I need to make sure the stuff on my desk is all aligned, nothing skewed out of place. Also, I sometimes take a teaspoon of coffee powder, tip it back, take another, tip it back, until it feels 'right'. Anyone else got bizarre compulsions?
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 11:23, Reply)

the stupidist thing your boss has ever said/did
obviously you are not spossed to laugh when the boss makes a twunt of himself, but sometimes you just cant help it.

on the way home from work, (he was giving me a lift) listening to radio 2 the travel announcert says there is roadworks on the tay road bridge in scotland causing minor delays...boss shouts " christ! did you hear that? im glad i didnt go on the m25 then!" fuck knows what he though he heard, but i was creased up for the rest of the journey. we are in essex
(poomin, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 21:01, Reply)

as it is snowy
what is the funniest/stupidest thing you have ever done in the snow?

I walked home 3 miles from the pub/work, and rolled a giant snowball, for 3 miles. I then dumped it outside my mates front door
( SarahRatt, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 16:50, Reply)

Worst Associations
No, not "RSPB" etc.

A bit like hearing a certain record "takes you back" - washing up the dishes reminds me of actually shagging this really skanky bird years ago.

So what weird events enter your head while doing mundane regular things?
(odysseysounds.com, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 16:46, Reply)

Jammy Occurences
Tell us about your sod's law defying adventures; when things turn out great despite the fact that the Law says if its good for you it ain't gonna happen.
(richvs, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 15:44, Reply)

Weapons

Heh "What's the coolest weapon ever?"

*fantasises about battle axes*
(B3cat, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 11:57, Reply)