Every single
persons username on this website, bar maybe Rob...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:11, 35 replies)

only to other people
to us, they're compltely normal.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:34, closed)

If ya write yours like
a signature it's Smonkey.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:10, closed)

that's Miss Smonkey to you

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:29, closed)

Mine makes perfect sense!
...to me, anyway. It's a hideously mangled version of my real name.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:48, closed)

Larry Death
Works for President Regan
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:09, closed)

Didn't you used to work with...
...Larry Isnit?
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, closed)

Mine's an encoded version of a nickname my old physics teacher gave me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:31, closed)

I just assumed
you were from Poland.
(username failed moderation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 8:34, closed)

I was leaning
towards Wales.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:22, closed)

Im bored with mine
But cant think of anything else right now
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 0:29, closed)

Mine makes perfect sense, if you knew me in a Biblical way.
And Rob isn't real, its the name an ever revolving queue of homeless people use at an account created and still functioning at a public library in Topeka, KS. Ginger Fuhrer, really, no ones that gullible!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 4:04, closed)

Didn't everyone choose their usernames though?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 7:27, closed)

Thus meaning that they're not chosen 'by chance'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 7:27, closed)

But can't you choose
things at random? I know mine was Random.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 8:04, closed)

Oh
So when did you change it to Daz?
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 8:43, closed)

Nononononononononononononono
You see what I was saying was that when I was looking for a username to use on the site I looked arou...

Oh, I see what you done there.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:06, closed)

If they were random, how come there are so many "monkey"s ?
I chose mine for personal reasons, BEFORE I noticed all the other monkeys.

Hmmm, I just had a thought. "If there were an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of keyboards, how long would it be before something they wrote got trolled?"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:36, closed)

I you knew anything
the you'd know that the monkey is THE most random animal in the animal kingdom.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:41, closed)

Become a Rabbit
There's less of us.

'Moon Rabbit' is quite nice, too...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:03, closed)

Or
a Mock Turtle. We are nearly extinct.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:08, closed)

Mine's a WASP song. Although that's not where I got it. It wasn't random at all.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:44, closed)

I'm not.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:55, closed)

You
do good pictures.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, closed)

Mine is simply my name.... and the fact I am a nerd!
Although when i google it, I get my account here and some homosexual in Canada on a dating site!
Oh and some barsteward knicked it on e-bay!!!! wonder if its the same guy, have to check his feed back for leather chaps and lube.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:25, closed)

llap

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:27, closed)

So what you're saying is your finally coming out and give bargains on nick-knacks

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)

yes.... in british columbia only....
They have the best weed!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:41, closed)

I named myself randomly after a character in The Italian Job
simply because my son loved the film when he was a toddler and cried when the Aston was tossed over the cliff by the mafia.
He loved cars so much I had to rewind the video (yes video) so he could see it was ok.

/nostalgia olde worlde blog
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:32, closed)

Ha
Brilliant. I had a video, once.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:41, closed)

I found myself explaining what A video cassette was to my daughter a few months back
she just looke bewildered
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:42, closed)

Badgers!
There's fucking 100's of them. Dirty disease-spreading vermin.

Time for a cull methinks.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:08, closed)

^this
Especially the Amorous ones, otherwise they'll be reproducing in no time at all...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

Shipping forecast
Though I was torn between my current username or "Whitby to Gibraltar Point"
I'm not the only one though, there's a "North Utsire South Utsire".

When I first joined I was called "Maudlin McCann"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:10, closed)

A
Possible QOTW?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:02, closed)

Mine is a description of self.
I am amused, however, that if you google for it I'm the top result out of a great many.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:14, closed)